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Wanna be a real asshole? Report your friends who are STEALING CABLE!!!! So I was watching TV this weekend, and I saw an ad, put out by my cable company, encouraging people to report others who are stealing cable! I'm not kidding! I don't personally steal cable because I'm not like that, but I'm not aboutto go out and turn a buddy in who's stealing it! They say it can be anonymous, but still! Who the hell is gonna do this besides some uptight person who's super passive aggressive? I ain't no tattle tail....shiiiiit.
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Yep I saw this before. Some people are dicks and if there's a reward involved they're gonna do it no matter what. | |
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AND if cable wasn't so god damn expensive people wouldn't steal it! | |
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Thread reported. | |
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2the9s said: Thread reported.
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i pay for my cable.. but hell its freaking outrageous
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I don't personally steal cable
 Sure, DOOK, sure...
What's your address, again?  |
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Ace said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I don't personally steal cable
Sure, DOOK, sure...
What's your address, again?  | |
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ella731 said: i pay for my cable.. but hell its freaking outrageous
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ReturnOfDOOK said: ella731 said: i pay for my cable.. but hell its freaking outrageous
that terrifys me | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: "Yes, that's right... No, I don't know the exact address - just follow the whistling. You can make that cheque payable to 'Ace'. Thanks a bunch!" |
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I'd report them but only for free 
(not friends though) | |
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i get free cable and i don't even haveta steal it!  | |
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ella731 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: that terrifys me  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: ella731 said: that terrifys me  | |
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ella731 said: ReturnOfDOOK said:  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: ella731 said: :youstillsmelllikepickles: | |
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ella731 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: :youstillsmelllikepickles:  | |
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I believe I still can be a real asshole and not report them  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: ella731 said: i pay for my cable.. but hell its freaking outrageous
I'd almost want a kid if they did that | |
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My dad lost his job at the cable company here in Town.
He said 30% of cable users don't actually subscribe and the revenues expended in maintaining the bandwith where too much to keep him employed. The company had to lay off 10% of it's staff becuase of stealing.  | |
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AsianBoi777 said: My dad lost his job at the cable company here in Town.
He said 30% of cable users don't actually subscribe and the revenues expended in maintaining the bandwith where too much to keep him employed. The company had to lay off 10% of it's staff becuase of stealing. 30%!?!?!? Holy poop! I didn't think it would get that high! That's crazy!  | |
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lil1 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I'd almost want a kid if they did that I shoot fire out of my penis, so I'm sure my kid's gonna turn out like this one.... | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: lil1 said: I'd almost want a kid if they did that I shoot fire out of my penis, so I'm sure my kid's gonna turn out like this one.... I don't think STD's deserve the rap they get | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: AsianBoi777 said: My dad lost his job at the cable company here in Town.
He said 30% of cable users don't actually subscribe and the revenues expended in maintaining the bandwith where too much to keep him employed. The company had to lay off 10% of it's staff becuase of stealing. 30%!?!?!? Holy poop! I didn't think it would get that high! That's crazy! I'm only joking. I made that up. My dad never worked for a cable company. Just wanted to dampen your momentum a little. 
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i think one of neighbors stealing my cable, but cant prove it, so why rat.....  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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AsianBoi777 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: 30%!?!?!? Holy poop! I didn't think it would get that high! That's crazy! I'm only joking. I mad that up. My dad never worked for a cable company. Just wanted to dampen your momentum a little. Oh yeah - I forgot, your dad got killed by a lawn mower or something...  | |
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amorbella said: i think one of neighbors stealing my cable, but cant prove it, so why rat.....
You should bust into their house and investigate. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I shoot fire out of my penis, so I'm sure my kid's gonna turn out like this one....
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evenstar3 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I shoot fire out of my penis, so I'm sure my kid's gonna turn out like this one....
Stop stalking me!!!
(how am I supposed to stalk u if u keep stalking me!?!?!?) | |
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