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want to turn him on in 10 words or less? sexy text messages from cosmopolitan.
1. got a new shower head the detachable kind. the pressure's awesome 2.im in a dressing room at the mall in a thong 3.TDMT (translation:text dirty to me) 4.i'll pole dance for u. u bring the pole 5.ur ass looks great in those jeans 6.was in such a rush forgot 2 wear a bra 7.found my old cheerleading uniform, still fits 8.dont do much at the gym save energy for later 9.ur picturing me a. naked b.in a jacuzzi c. both spelling edit [Edited 5/9/05 15:00pm] | |
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 those are pretty cool, ALL used  ------;;;;;' | |
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Tish4 said: those are pretty cool, ALL used  | |
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This always gets me.....
I'll rub jelly over my chest  Keenmeister |
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Cosmo is so behind the times.  These days you just send a picture. 
Edit: typo [Edited 5/9/05 15:07pm] | |
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TheDuck said: Tish4 said: those are pretty cool, ALL used  ------;;;;;' | |
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analbolique said: Cosmo is so behind the times.
These days you just send a picture.
Edit: typo [Edited 5/9/05 15:07pm] id like someone to send me a pic of them in their boxer briefs....  | |
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How about just saying: "Wanna F**k??"
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TheDuck said: analbolique said: Cosmo is so behind the times.
These days you just send a picture.
Edit: typo [Edited 5/9/05 15:07pm] id like someone to send me a pic of them in their boxer briefs....  | |
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analbolique said: TheDuck said: id like someone to send me a pic of them in their boxer briefs.... | |
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TheDuck said: Why are you laughing? I even shaved for you. On a normal day I look like this:  | |
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analbolique said: TheDuck said: Why are you laughing? I even shaved for you. On a normal day I look like this: OMG nevermind | |
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y'all are so silly. I love reading Cosmo too   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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analbolique said: TheDuck said: Why are you laughing? I even shaved for you. On a normal day I look like this: Surely these men can't possibly know their pics. are posted on the net. I sure as hell hope they weren't the ones who posted them.
ones* [Edited 5/9/05 15:34pm] looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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analbolique said: TheDuck said: Why are you laughing? I even shaved for you. On a normal day I look like this:  that's fucking gross man, the thhings people put on the web.....------;;;;;' | |
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Tish4 said: analbolique said: Why are you laughing? I even shaved for you. On a normal day I look like this: that's fucking gross man, the thhings people put on the web.....don't deny it....that's really turning you on. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Tish4 said: that's fucking gross man, the thhings people put on the web.....don't deny it....that's really turning you on. it has to be...it made her studder (sp?) | |
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andykeen said: This always gets me.....
I'll rub jelly over my chest what kind of jelly? strawberry? raspberry? all those good things? looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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TheDuck said: AnckSuNamun said: don't deny it....that's really turning you on. it has to be...it made her studder (sp?) that was a typo.....------;;;;;' | |
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Tish4 said: TheDuck said: it has to be...it made her studder (sp?) that was a typo..... suuuuure | |
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what a good thread  | |
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