What a shock

lil1 said:

tell me about it, i'm her gynaecologist, my claws contain more DNA than a police forensics lab

tell her to give me a call if she charges less than a buck.

We married the same girl?

Where have you been?

AsianBoi777 said:

I just woke up from a coma, I was in the bus depot, naked handcuffed to a goat

at this WHOLE thread....

Tish4 said:

What??

This is good clean fun for the whole family especially the pet goat

lil1 said:

does she accept euros?

You got married?

i thought this thread was called 'my life is a whore'.

i was all set to say 'amen, brother.'

Anxiety said:

You never warmed up to ReturnofDook when he gets slutty.

analbolique said:

AsianBoi777 said:

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG!!!

Anxiety said:

I did not authorize my picture to be posted
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lil1 said:

That's o.k., He's a mod--he has authoritrai to do so.

AsianBoi777 said:

he even has the picture where I just took off my nipple clamps

lil1 said:

That's nothing. Seeing J Rotten with his shirt off is too much already.

Wait a minute, that was MY ex wife also!!

jerseykrs said:

who, johnny rotten?

Anxiety said:

that is just horrible