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Thread started 04/26/05 5:18pm

klhk

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My Life As A Whore

I have to type this quick cause my b/f might walk by and try to sneak a peek cause he's nosy ass mutha fucker, and if he see's I'll get a beat down for sure!



Anyway's there's this guy who just moved in my apt. complex, his name is Chris and he lives downstairs from me and, OMG..... he looks almost just like a young Goerge Michael, my friend thinks so too, and me being a hardcore GM fan, of course I can't take my eyes off him!!!!


Anyways, well, he got a girlfriend, and an ugly one too, she really lucked up, I think she makes all the money or something cause I don't see him ever go to work!!



Well,earlier this afternoon, me and my homegirl was at the house , drinking and talking about stuff and talking about how fine Chris is! And I dared my friend to go downstairs to see if his girlfriend was home because I didn't see thier car outside and I didn't know if he was there alone or if there were both gone.



Well, we both went down there and he answerd the door (looking sexy) and we didn't quite know what to say so she asked if his girlfriend was home and he said "no" so we just made up some stupid lie about wanting to talk to her to say hi (or some dumb shit like that).



Anyways, so we went back to my apartment and then my friend left like an hour later.


Anyways, I went back down stairs a second time and I asked the guy if his girlfriend let him fool around, he said "no", so I said "ok" and I ran back upstrairs.



I was unsatisfied and angry with myself for fleeing so quickly, after all this man is about the same age as me and he looks just like Goerge Michael!! So I went back down stairs like 10 mins later after I had another drink. I knocked and he answered the door so quick, almost like he was expecting me or watching me.....I was so horny, I said, " are u sure your gilfriend don't let u mess around"? He didn't say anything....he reached out his hand, I took him by the hand, he closed the door, forced me into his arms and started KISSING ME....OMG..... couldn't BELIVE IT!!!!! OMG....he kissed me sooo passionaletly...I don't evern kis my boyfriend they way we kissed.....my heart was RACING.....I was like wtf??? I couln't believe he reached out his hand and put me in his arms.....!!! Anyway's we kissed like crazed maniacs who hadn't made love in decades and the kissing was liek MAGIC...I have never kissed a man like that!!!! EVER!!!


Well, we kissed all the way down the hall to his bedroom.....This sexy ass Goerge Michael look alike pulled his pants down and [SNIPPED!!! COME ON, NOW!!! - anx]
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Reply #1 posted 04/26/05 5:23pm

CynthiasSocks

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YOU ARE SUCH A WHORE... but I loves me some whores!!
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #2 posted 04/26/05 5:25pm

jayaredee

klhk that was a hot story


I wish i could suck some dick.....

I WANT DICK
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Reply #3 posted 04/26/05 5:26pm

CynthiasSocks

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jayaredee said:

klhk that was a hot story


I wish i could suck some dick.....

I WANT DICK


nod horny evillol
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Reply #4 posted 04/26/05 5:27pm

jayaredee

CynthiasSocks said:

jayaredee said:

klhk that was a hot story


I wish i could suck some dick.....

I WANT DICK


nod horny evillol


YOU
YOU have dick do you not?
Well so do I!

Coincidence? I think not

boff
[Edited 4/26/05 17:27pm]
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Reply #5 posted 04/26/05 5:29pm

CynthiasSocks

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jayaredee said:

CynthiasSocks said:



nod horny evillol


YOU
YOU have dick do you not?
Well so do I!

Coincidence? I think not

boff
[Edited 4/26/05 17:27pm]



falloff
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Reply #6 posted 04/26/05 5:30pm

CynthiasSocks

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Klhk tells us more about his dick!!
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #7 posted 04/26/05 5:30pm

Annastesia22

amazing story
disbelief hrmph
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Reply #8 posted 04/26/05 5:31pm

jayaredee

CynthiasSocks said:

Klhk tells us more about his dick!!


CO-SIGN

drool3

Also CynthiasSocks nude pics in my orgnote box NOW
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Reply #9 posted 04/26/05 5:32pm

klhk

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I sucked his dick so good he won't be needing sex for 2 years.... drooling
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Reply #10 posted 04/26/05 5:33pm

CynthiasSocks

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jayaredee said:

CynthiasSocks said:

Klhk tells us more about his dick!!


CO-SIGN

drool3

Also CynthiasSocks nude pics in my orgnote box NOW



no no no! Only one Org Boyfriend at a time!
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Reply #11 posted 04/26/05 5:35pm

origmnd

MY VOTE FOR BEST THREAD OF THE YEAR.

This willl open up SO MUCH shit in the cumimg weeks as the whorny one will be back for more. Especially trying to work it around the girlfriend...

Or this may just be a Penthouse Forum
excerpt...

We should be furnashed wilh daily updates.
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Reply #12 posted 04/26/05 5:37pm

Anxiety

i'd say let's make it a sticky, but it's already plenty sticky enough as it is.
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Reply #13 posted 04/26/05 5:38pm

origmnd

BTW How do U know HOW a german call whore sucks cock?
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Reply #14 posted 04/26/05 5:39pm

AsianBomb777




I'm sorry, but am I the only person on the ORG who thinks khlk isn't really telling the truth--Like she's really a teenage boy or something who more closely resembles the Starwars Kid than an bodacious bimbo? hmm



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Reply #15 posted 04/26/05 5:40pm

CynthiasSocks

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CynthiasSocks said:

jayaredee said:



CO-SIGN

drool3

Also CynthiasSocks nude pics in my orgnote box NOW



no no no! Only one Org Boyfriend at a time!


...But you can send some my way! batting eyes
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Reply #16 posted 04/26/05 5:40pm

klhk

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damn!!! anxiety !! why did u cut out the BEST part?










UGH!!!!!
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Reply #17 posted 04/26/05 5:44pm

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IF you would like to hear the conclusion to my story , ornote me!
[Edited 4/26/05 17:49pm]
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Reply #18 posted 04/26/05 5:47pm

jayaredee

CynthiasSocks said:

CynthiasSocks said:




no no no! Only one Org Boyfriend at a time!


...But you can send some my way! batting eyes


No deal

I will if you will batting eyes

And i will make the first move
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Reply #19 posted 04/26/05 5:48pm

origmnd

klhk said:

damn!!! anxiety !! why did u cut out the BEST part?










UGH!!!!!



The heterophobe is at it again....
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Reply #20 posted 04/26/05 5:50pm

glamslamkid

klhk said:

I have to type this quick cause my b/f might walk by and try to sneak a peek cause he's nosy ass mutha fucker, and if he see's I'll get a beat down for sure!



Anyway's there's this guy who just moved in my apt. complex, his name is Chris and he lives downstairs from me and, OMG..... he looks almost just like a young Goerge Michael, my friend thinks so too, and me being a hardcore GM fan, of course I can't take my eyes off him!!!!


Anyways, well, he got a girlfriend, and an ugly one too, she really lucked up, I think she makes all the money or something cause I don't see him ever go to work!!



Well,earlier this afternoon, me and my homegirl was at the house , drinking and talking about stuff and talking about how fine Chris is! And I dared my friend to go downstairs to see if his girlfriend was home because I didn't see thier car outside and I didn't know if he was there alone or if there were both gone.



Well, we both went down there and he answerd the door (looking sexy) and we didn't quite know what to say so she asked if his girlfriend was home and he said "no" so we just made up some stupid lie about wanting to talk to her to say hi (or some dumb shit like that).



Anyways, so we went back to my apartment and then my friend left like an hour later.


Anyways, I went back down stairs a second time and I asked the guy if his girlfriend let him fool around, he said "no", so I said "ok" and I ran back upstrairs.



I was unsatisfied and angry with myself for fleeing so quickly, after all this man is about the same age as me and he looks just like Goerge Michael!! So I went back down stairs like 10 mins later after I had another drink. I knocked and he answered the door so quick, almost like he was expecting me or watching me.....I was so horny, I said, " are u sure your gilfriend don't let u mess around"? He didn't say anything....he reached out his hand, I took him by the hand, he closed the door, forced me into his arms and started KISSING ME....OMG..... couldn't BELIVE IT!!!!! OMG....he kissed me sooo passionaletly...I don't evern kis my boyfriend they way we kissed.....my heart was RACING.....I was like wtf??? I couln't believe he reached out his hand and put me in his arms.....!!! Anyway's we kissed like crazed maniacs who hadn't made love in decades and the kissing was liek MAGIC...I have never kissed a man like that!!!! EVER!!!


Well, we kissed all the way down the hall to his bedroom.....This sexy ass Goerge Michael look alike pulled his pants down and [SNIPPED!!! COME ON, NOW!!! - anx]


falloff @ Anx. This is as bad as MY porno threads.
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Reply #21 posted 04/26/05 5:51pm

klhk

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AsianBomb777 said:




I'm sorry, but am I the only person on the ORG who thinks khlk isn't really telling the truth--Like she's really a teenage boy or something who more closely resembles the Starwars Kid than an bodacious bimbo? hmm







yes, it happend, and my heart is still racing...I might go back down there tonight, g/f or no g/f
[Edited 4/27/05 6:46am]
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Reply #22 posted 04/26/05 5:52pm

EvilWhiteMale

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Don't shit where you eat.
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

Al Pacino- Scarface
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Reply #23 posted 04/26/05 5:53pm

Anxiety

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The heterophobe is at it again....


how can i be a heterophobe? i came out of my mommy's vajayjay! i've snipped gay porn on here that was far worse, believe me. i'm an equal opportunity prude. no no no!
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Reply #24 posted 04/26/05 5:54pm

CynthiasSocks

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EvilWhiteMale said:

Don't shit where you eat.


hmmm Food for thought!
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Reply #25 posted 04/26/05 5:56pm

TheOrgerFormer
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Anxiety said:

origmnd said:



The heterophobe is at it again....


how can i be a heterophobe? i came out of my mommy's vajayjay! i've snipped gay porn on here that was far worse, believe me. i'm an equal opportunity prude. no no no!
I'm freakin' dyin' ova here!!! lol
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Reply #26 posted 04/26/05 5:56pm

CynthiasSocks

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hah!

klhk said:

damn!!! anxiety !! why did u cut out the BEST part?










UGH!!!!!



I'm sooo glad I got to read it before the cut!!
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #27 posted 04/26/05 5:58pm

Anxiety

CynthiasSocks said:

hah!

klhk said:

damn!!! anxiety !! why did u cut out the BEST part?










UGH!!!!!



I'm sooo glad I got to read it before the cut!!



sorry. i know, uncut is good...but it's not for everyone.
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Reply #28 posted 04/26/05 6:00pm

glamslamkid

Anxiety said:

origmnd said:



The heterophobe is at it again....


how can i be a heterophobe? i came out of my mommy's vajayjay! i've snipped gay porn on here that was far worse, believe me. i'm an equal opportunity prude. no no no!


...i think she's challenging me....
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Reply #29 posted 04/26/05 6:00pm

Anxiety

glamslamkid said:

Anxiety said:



how can i be a heterophobe? i came out of my mommy's vajayjay! i've snipped gay porn on here that was far worse, believe me. i'm an equal opportunity prude. no no no!


...i think she's challenging me....


oh no. not a porn-off. disbelief
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