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Phallic Gnomes When I was shopping in Ikea the other day I was surprised they sold a selection of dildos in the garden section. However when I got closer I realised they were infact gnomes! 
WTF?? 
Why does he have such a BIGGG hat? 
Apparently they are plain so you can paint and customise them yourself.  | |
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Home Depot = the Porn shop away from Porn. But this really disturbs me on some level i cant yet identify. Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said:
Home Depot = the Porn shop away from Porn. But this really disturbs me on some level i cant yet identify. You wanna sit on it, dontcha?  | |
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scary  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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REDFEATHERS said: cinnamonjo said:
Home Depot = the Porn shop away from Porn. But this really disturbs me on some level i cant yet identify. You wanna sit on it, dontcha? Maybe i do... or maybe i already did...  Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said: REDFEATHERS said: You wanna sit on it, dontcha? Maybe i do... or maybe i already did... I wonder how many people will buy them? and NOT for the garden?  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: cinnamonjo said: Maybe i do... or maybe i already did... I wonder how many people will buy them? and NOT for the garden?   | |
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HarrietWinslow said: REDFEATHERS said: I wonder how many people will buy them? and NOT for the garden? I saw you buy TWO!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: HarrietWinslow said: I saw you buy TWO! one for each entry | |
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 Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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HarrietWinslow said: REDFEATHERS said: I saw you buy TWO! one for each entry ooooh. I dint get that immediately. And now I have a disturbing image in my head. Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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HarrietWinslow said: REDFEATHERS said: I saw you buy TWO! one for each entry 
But surely the Ikea Gnome designer didnt have gnomes in mind when he/she designed it? | |
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oh hell | |
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Mach said:
oh hell co
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REDFEATHERS said: HarrietWinslow said: one for each entry
But surely the Ikea Gnome designer didnt have gnomes in mind when he/she designed it? Maybe they didnt... but on the other hand... 
Maybe their very practiced in the art of gnoming Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said: REDFEATHERS said:
But surely the Ikea Gnome designer didnt have gnomes in mind when he/she designed it? Maybe they didnt... but on the other hand...
Maybe their very practiced in the art of gnoming OMG thats a whole new culture I have been missing out on.. 
must delete Org account and join gnome site..
If I buy that Ikea gnome, all the Gnomers will be sooooo jealous of me! [Edited 5/6/05 9:35am] | |
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add gnoming to long list that includes
furries golden showers foot fetishes s&m and this also goes on an on...til the breaka breaka dawn... Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said: add gnoming to long list that includes
furries golden showers foot fetishes s&m and this also goes on an on...til the breaka breaka dawn... and MJ fans? | |
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It would need glazing, nekkid terracotta would chafe, surely  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: cinnamonjo said: add gnoming to long list that includes
furries golden showers foot fetishes s&m and this also goes on an on...til the breaka breaka dawn... and MJ fans? and MJ & P fans
I like you redfeathers...and your little avvie too! [Edited 5/6/05 9:44am] Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said: REDFEATHERS said: and MJ fans? and MJ & P fans
I like you redfeathers...and your little avvie too! [Edited 5/6/05 9:44am]  | |
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Anxiety said: U like it.  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Anxiety said: U like it. He wants one.. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AsianBomb777 said: U like it. He wants one.. i AM one. | |
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Anxiety said: REDFEATHERS said: He wants one.. i AM one. That explains my overwhelming desire to nail you into the ground and stick a lightbulb in you. | |
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Anxiety said: REDFEATHERS said: He wants one.. i AM one.
HarrietWinslow has been bumfucked and fucked by your hat! | |
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donk said: Anxiety said: i AM one. That explains my overwhelming desire to nail you into the ground and stick a lightbulb in you. get in line.  | |
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I was 1st....
but i dont want to stick a lightbulb in you... Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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