After having their 11th child, a Redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. (I could end the joke, here!)

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was very expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor," is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me.", said the Doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"


"2"


"3"


"4"


"5"


At Which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

I'm ashamed to say i didn't get that and decided to act it out



I got it and realised how stupid i was

Alcop0p said:

What a waste of a beer...

2the9s said:

pay attention, you tithead, it was an empty beer can

2the9s said:

i NEVER waste beer

what do you take me for?

IstenSzek said:

Don't you defend Lolly!!

2the9s said:

I will defend Lolly until the last


damnit

IstenSzek said:

mr hero

2the9s

I didn't get the joke..... :bozed: don't hurt me.....

Tish4 said:

ok....

I hope you are joking but i'll explain just incase and to prove i got there in the end



he was holding the can in one hand counted to five on one hand run out of fingers puts can inbetween legs to use other fingers to count on bomb goes off

hey presto bobs your uncle

shykitty said:

well, not anymore, considering this joke

IstenSzek said:

thank heavens for small mercys eh?