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Thread started 05/08/05 6:43am

noonblueapples

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Sunday morning joke

After having their 11th child, a Redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. (I could end the joke, here!)

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was very expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor," is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me.", said the Doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"


"2"


"3"


"4"


"5"


At Which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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Reply #1 posted 05/08/05 6:48am

Alcop0p

I'm ashamed to say i didn't get that and decided to act it out

neutral

I got it and realised how stupid i was neutral
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Reply #2 posted 05/08/05 6:58am

2the9s

Alcop0p said:

I'm ashamed to say i didn't get that and decided to act it out

neutral

I got it and realised how stupid i was neutral


What a waste of a beer... disbelief

smile
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Reply #3 posted 05/08/05 6:59am

NakedBassPlaye
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lol
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Reply #4 posted 05/08/05 7:01am

IstenSzek

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2the9s said:

Alcop0p said:

I'm ashamed to say i didn't get that and decided to act it out

neutral

I got it and realised how stupid i was neutral


What a waste of a beer... disbelief

smile


pay attention, you tithead, it was an empty beer can

rolleyes
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #5 posted 05/08/05 7:01am

Alcop0p

2the9s said:

Alcop0p said:

I'm ashamed to say i didn't get that and decided to act it out

neutral

I got it and realised how stupid i was neutral


What a waste of a beer... disbelief

smile


i NEVER waste beer rolleyes

what do you take me for?
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Reply #6 posted 05/08/05 7:02am

2the9s

IstenSzek said:

2the9s said:



What a waste of a beer... disbelief

smile


pay attention, you tithead, it was an empty beer can

rolleyes


Don't you defend Lolly!! pissed
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Reply #7 posted 05/08/05 7:03am

IstenSzek

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2the9s said:

IstenSzek said:



pay attention, you tithead, it was an empty beer can

rolleyes


Don't you defend Lolly!! pissed


I will defend Lolly until the last
brick

damnit

mad
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #8 posted 05/08/05 7:09am

Alcop0p

IstenSzek said:

2the9s said:



Don't you defend Lolly!! pissed


I will defend Lolly until the last
brick

damnit

mad



mr hero mushy

2the9s nana
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Reply #9 posted 05/08/05 12:50pm

Tish4

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I didn't get the joke..... :bozed: don't hurt me.....
You can't build something new, without destroying something old



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Reply #10 posted 05/08/05 2:56pm

shykitty

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I didn't get the joke..... :bozed: don't hurt me.....


ok....

I hope you are joking but i'll explain just incase and to prove i got there in the end

boxed

he was holding the can in one hand counted to five on one hand run out of fingers puts can inbetween legs to use other fingers to count on bomb goes off

hey presto bobs your uncle smile
I'm lolly "borrowing" an account
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Reply #11 posted 05/09/05 12:41am

IstenSzek

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shykitty said:

hey presto bobs your uncle smile


well, not anymore, considering this joke

giggle
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Reply #12 posted 05/09/05 3:19am

p0pstar

IstenSzek said:

shykitty said:

hey presto bobs your uncle smile


well, not anymore, considering this joke

giggle



thank heavens for small mercys eh?
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