Miami Mayor: Not in my lifetime!
Friday, May 6, 2005 Posted: 9:07 AM EDT (1307 GMT)


Miami, Florida(AP) -- At a press conference this morning, Miami mayor Ivanna Tinkle countered claims that this fair city would be holding an "Org Meetup" anytime in the near future.

"Org Meetup?" the mayor was heard to mutter. "What the fuck is that?"

These rumors seem to have started as the result of a lone, vigilante internet poster who goes by the improbable name of asianbomb777, or some shit.

After some further research, this reporter has identified this lone loon as the culprit who in recent weeks has flooded General Discussion boards from here to Minneapolis with third-rate photoshopped images.

"We quite simply don't want our city associated with such an individual," said Tinkle in response to a question from a reporter.

Unnamed sources close to the mayor say that all legal avenues are being explored to not only ban any meetups, but to physically remove asianboi from the city.

PS - I didn't know Miami was so progressive as to have a drag queen as mayor.

CarrieMpls said:

if there's one place in florida that would allow that it would be Miami.

U should go!!!

AsianBomb777 said:

Damn. Now I need to shave my legs again!

HamsterHuey said:

I like U just the way you are
I would never try to change you and make your bathroom smell more nice and girly like that Muse!

AsianBomb777 said:

We'd be constantly be IN the bathroom, showering off, LoL

HamsterHuey said:

AsianBoi777 said:

take pictures!

SammiJ said:

Pictures? Didn't you sign up for the live webcam feed?

SammiJ said:

Pictures? Didn't you sign up for the live webcam feed?

HamsterHuey said:

I know I did.

CarrieMpls said:

Hehehe. Man! You saw my ass.

LoL
I can't believe I did that...

CarrieMpls said:

Hehehe. Man! You saw my ass.

LoL
I can't believe I did that...

Miami Mucks Meetup!
Friday, May 06, 2005

Miami, Florida — The city once serenaded by the omnipotent Will Smith with "Welcome to Miami!" for its scores of hotties and mammis, is facing an altogether different kind of tourist challenge in recent days.

Rumors swirling around the internets, on blogglings and messenging boards, downloaded from here to Silicon-town, have indicated that there will be some kind of Prince Org Meet-and-Greet in the near future.

According to FOX "researchers" the "Org" is a place where foreigners are, and thus we as a news organization will remain skeptical and fearful of it until they prove they have no nucular intent.

Hackles raised, citizens have armed themselves and taken up positions on the perimeter of the city at 200 yard intervals to prevent ingress. They call themselves the "Sixty Second Men."

Lou Dobbs was seen in the vicinity handing out lemonade and muttering about Vincente Fox.

HamsterHuey said:

I can!

CarrieMpls said:

So, as an expert on Gooey's Ass, what do you say; should I let Lolly wax my moons?

It's made FOX News too:

http://www.foxnews.com/st...9s,00.html


[Edited 5/7/05 9:25am]

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We'll kick of the Miami invasion with a special indoctrination of 2the9s.
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CarrieMpls said:

So, as an expert on Gooey's Ass, what do you say; should I let Lolly wax my moons?

HamsterHuey said:

yes you should

now get your hairy ass here and let me at it

I'll make all pretty

Alcop0p said:

I think my ass is awesome with hair too. I ain't a sissy!

you just can't take the pain

wuss

Alcop0p said:

Depends on the pain. Flat hand on ass by the right person is okay with me.

HamsterHuey said:

PERVERT