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I am very annoying..there4 i have started another thread

Many great people have said some great words over the centuries...Words 2 Live By -words that inspire us, help us through the day, help us overcome our greatest obstacles in life..

My top 5 words 2 live by R..

1. "what does not kill U makes U stronger"-Fredrich Nieztche

2. "No weapon forged against me shall prosper"- The Bible, Old Testament

3. "That frog is a cunt"- Most people who live in South East England

4. ""Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."- Yoda

5. "Hakuna Matata" -Timon & Pumba

You're such a fucking ass.

TheFrog said:

U c Frog..thats the reason ur still a virgin at Ur age..cos U can't tell the diffrence between a 6ft man and an anus

He who angers you, controls you!

Mach said:

he who angers me gets a punch in their nosebridge

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LadyB0yCabDriver said:

who's using the family personality gene today, LadyBoy?

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

"(Yes, we're certain of it, he's definitely masturbating)"-Prince 1982

Mach said:

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Oh...i'm sorry. Can we try again in a few minutes?" - LadyBoy, 2005

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone

"Look, this never normally happens - i'm so sorry. Let's try again in a few minutes" - LadyBoy, 2004.

"I can't explain it - this has never happened before. I'm so sorry - look, why don't we try again in a few minutes?" - LadyBoy, 2003

@ Frog.

"ok..but only if U wipe it off after, I might get a rash"-Frog 8th May 2005

"When i said i was in2 scat, I meant the music...now do u mind wiping it off 4 me" Frog 7th may 2005

"well Im not sure, hard 2 describe..i guess I'd say it tastes errm..nutty" Frog 6th may 2005

"of course it's in." - LadyBoy, 2005

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)


"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)


"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)


"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)


"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)


"Facts are the enemy of truth."
- Don Quixote - "Man of La Mancha"


"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)


"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin (1903-1977)


"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)


"I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right."
- Frederick (II) the Great


"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)


"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
- George Eliot (1819-1880)


"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)


"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright


"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)


"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)


"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi


"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell


"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
- John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)


"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)


"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)


"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)


"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
- Umberto Eco


"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante


"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)


"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969), Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953

"don't these come in XXS ? I know i'm whispering, but it's a delicate issue."

- LadyBoy, in Boots, 2005.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

"U were good but ur Dad was better" Frog's girlfriend 22nd April 2005

AzurePanther said:

It's true...every wednesday we meet at the community centre hall in Camberwell south London and sing songs and tell tales about frog's exploits as a world class, 360 degree, 24 carat cunt

"No you idiot. I ordered, "Big Brian" with the extra small orif...no YOU listen - what am i supposed to do with this - wear a strap on?" - LadyBoy, 9 May, 2005 - 14:16

You two should fuck.

AzurePanther said:

LadyBoy has this illness, don't worry. He really needs our sympathy, not hate. Poor man - as the sole sufferer of, "sillyfuckingwankeritis" in the world, i don't know how he manages it.

Cloudbuster said:

The guy's been after me for years, tell me about it.

i have to slap him repeatedly or he pounces on me.

TheFrog said:

You know you love the attention.

Cloudbuster said:

this is a guy who cannot do something as simple as buy a porn video which actually works.

Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.