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shausler said: puppies . . .
kidding cats...and i'm not kidding | |
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Sick Children, taking up all the medicine in the hospital KNOWING i need the pills to maintain my habit....
Puppies and kittens, they're gonna end up as strays anyway.... Christmas. Old People. Sunshine and flowers. get the point? good. let's dance. Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
YO MAMA!! LET'S DO IT!!! (funky geetaw solo) | |
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going to a drive thru on a lunch break and getting stuck behind a soccer mom in a minivan filled with kids special ordering everthing on the goddamn menu... | |
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those goddamn ribbon magnets on everyones cars | |
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When my kids wait till im downstairs to call out "mom, mama"...and continue to do so till I take my ass back upstairs to see what they want.
When my dog hits my cheeks at night. he does this to let me know he needs to pee. But sometimes, he hits just a tad bit too hard...:slap: When my daughter pinches my butt..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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People that lie
Barking dogs And old people (slow) driving cars with their noses stuck to the window The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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Thong underwear - you can wear it, I just don't want to see it.
Don't ask, don't tell kinda thing. | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: Thong underwear - you can wear it, I just don't want to see it.
Don't ask, don't tell kinda thing. 
It depends on who and how it is worn. | |
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Tipping my hair and nail people | |
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when a group of people stand in the middle of the aisle, at the grocery store, and talk. | |
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shausler said: when your unlocking the car door for someone but they keep lifting the handle and it doesnt unlock cause they are impatient and cant friggin wait!
for one what annoys you? People who don't think to unlock the door until I'm right there trying to open it. | |
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When my bum itches! | |
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shausler said:[quote]when your unlocking the car door for someone but they keep lifting the handle and it doesnt unlock cause they are impatient and cant friggin wait!
for one I admit I've done that, takes like 3 times to get the door unlocked.  | |
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When Althom's bum itches. | |
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When drivers stop in my lane to wait to turn when there is a turning lane they can get in and wait. | |
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i hate it when people can't make up their minds | |
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brownsugar said: i hate it when people can't make up their minds
Are you absolutely sure this time? | |
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I cannot stand it when I ask someone a question, and they give me a cop-out answer. Such an example might be my asking my ex/current some time ago whether what we were doing was a date or not, and he said, "It is what it is." Well, what the fuck is it, asshole? Fucking well define it so I'll know what it is so it can bloody well BE what it is.
I cannot stand when people spend money foolishly. I cannot tolerate Toby Keith in any amount. I hate seeing a stocked shelf at work being cluttered or asymmetrical. I immediately rearrange everything. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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ALTHOM | |
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Ocean said: I drive myself nuts thinking about ALTHOM
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AsianBoi777 said: Ocean said: I drive myself nuts thinking about ALTHOM
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