The last time I let my Mother make me a sandwich, she was going off 2 me about something that was pissing her right off, and she made me the most hated, hurt sandwich I've ever seen....

She slaughtered and butchered all the contents, and beat up and bruised the bread 2....

After she had made it, she had regained her composure and joyful disposition.

Is food abuse a form of therapy now ? How many of U are food abusers ???

I once mashed a potato

i squeezed an orange 4 all it was worth once

bkw said:

i like squishing crumpets fairly flat before toasting

bkw said:

OMG U sadistic bastard !!!

On one occasion I boned a chicken.

SammiJ said:

Do we have a closet serial killer in our midst ???? Hmmm

bkw said:

sexual abuse !!!!!

RhondaJoyDiva said:

SammiJ said:

Step away from the fruit bowl

RhondaJoyDiva said:

but they're sooo tasty

I squeezed as many grapes as I could into my mouth ontime. I forgot how many it was. But it was more than my cousin. I must have been like 7 or 8, so it couldn't have been that many.


Also...Once in school...someones mom worked att he Wonderbread factory and brought us all little mini loafs of bread. I let it sit inside my desk till the end of the year to see wht it would turn into. It was near the beggining of the school year too...must have been like 6 mo's or so. In June...it ended up being one big huge chunk of penicillin!

food abuses me.... ask 2the9s

twistedlemon said:

RhondaJoyDiva said:

wow... hope you didnt eat that sammich with all the rage she juiced it up with ...

i dont know about the negitive "abuse" of foods but we do just the oppisit when preparing foods specially for loved ones...

pack it full of love and healing and enjoyment

Ive put my hand up a chickens backside.

Lleena said:

Its not nice to call 9s names!

PurpleThunder said:

Lleena said:

i once molested a turkey and shoved cooked bread up it's crotch

bkw said:

molesting food should be a crime, u sick, sick people !!!