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Told u mine... Now u tell me urs! Funny, wierd, and a lil stories!
It is a nice day here so I decided to put on some spring attire and wear some sandals. I get on the bus which is completely vacant and begin to relax for a long ride to work. A man gets on and out of all the seats sits next to me. So I am like, " Hell! he wants to flirt" right? All of a sudden he begins to twitch like a dying rat and mumble some things to himself while looking me up and down. Now in my head I'm like, "Damn! Just great!" Not that I have a problem with people with disabilities... but DAMN still. I scoot over to farthest side of the seat that I can. The man looks over and introduces himself as do I (fake name, reflex). Then... Man: I like your shoes Me: thank you. Man: The color is pretty. I like the heel on them too. me:m'kaaaaay. Thanks *getting uncomfortable* Man: Is that clear polish on your toes? Me:huh? Man: Clear polllllishhh? *starts twitching*. Me: *looking at Bus Driver nervously* Man:Can u wiggle your left toe for me please? Wiggggle, please? *makes 'jerking' motion with his hand* Me:HELL NO! * pushes him to the side to move to the front, cussin a lil* Anyway eventually he got off and he said, "bye" like nothing happened and I didn't just cuss him out. Of course he was looking at my feet as he left. How fuckin weird is that! Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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purpleizpassion said: Funny, wierd, and a lil stories!
It is a nice day here so I decided to put on some spring attire and wear some sandals. I get on the bus which is completely vacant and begin to relax for a long ride to work. A man gets on and out of all the seats sits next to me. So I am like, " Hell! he wants to flirt" right? All of a sudden he begins to twitch like a dying rat and mumble some things to himself while looking me up and down. Now in my head I'm like, "Damn! Just great!" Not that I have a problem with people with disabilities... but DAMN still. I scoot over to farthest side of the seat that I can. The man looks over and introduces himself as do I (fake name, reflex). Then... Man: I like your shoes Me: thank you. Man: The color is pretty. I like the heel on them too. me:m'kaaaaay. Thanks *getting uncomfortable* Man: Is that clear polish on your toes? Me:huh? Man: Clear polllllishhh? *starts twitching*. Me: *looking at Bus Driver nervously* Man:Can u wiggle your left toe for me please? Wiggggle, please? *makes 'jerking' motion with his hand* Me:HELL NO! * pushes him to the side to move to the front, cussin a lil* Anyway eventually he got off and he said, "bye" like nothing happened and I didn't just cuss him out. Of course he was looking at my feet as he left. How fuckin weird is that! Do you live in America? No Freestyling. | |
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I am almost afraid to ask what this has to do with it but I'll bite. Yes. Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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purpleizpassion said: I am almost afraid to ask what this has to do with it but I'll bite. Yes.
Haha nah its just us people in Europe (well me) feel that in America you get more weirdos then anywhere else. It kinda justified something.... But don't be afraid to wear sandals on the bus again. Next time just smack the mofo. No Freestyling. | |
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AzurePanther said: purpleizpassion said: I am almost afraid to ask what this has to do with it but I'll bite. Yes.
Haha nah its just us people in Europe (well me) feel that in America you get more weirdos then anywhere else. It kinda justified something.... But don't be afraid to wear sandals on the bus again. Next time just smack the mofo. With all the weirdos we get they call that assault! Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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purpleizpassion said: AzurePanther said: Haha nah its just us people in Europe (well me) feel that in America you get more weirdos then anywhere else. It kinda justified something.... But don't be afraid to wear sandals on the bus again. Next time just smack the mofo. With all the weirdos we get they call that assault! Well just say he is crazy! No-one will believe a word he says if he is proven to have mental problems! Straight to the mental hospital no more public disturbings! Ok what other weird american stories do you have? No Freestyling. | |
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OMG sounds like he has a major foot fetish "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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purpleizpassion said: Funny, wierd, and a lil stories!
It is a nice day here so I decided to put on some spring attire and wear some sandals. I get on the bus which is completely vacant and begin to relax for a long ride to work. A man gets on and out of all the seats sits next to me. So I am like, " Hell! he wants to flirt" right? All of a sudden he begins to twitch like a dying rat and mumble some things to himself while looking me up and down. Now in my head I'm like, "Damn! Just great!" Not that I have a problem with people with disabilities... but DAMN still. I scoot over to farthest side of the seat that I can. The man looks over and introduces himself as do I (fake name, reflex). Then... Man: I like your shoes Me: thank you. Man: The color is pretty. I like the heel on them too. me:m'kaaaaay. Thanks *getting uncomfortable* Man: Is that clear polish on your toes? Me:huh? Man: Clear polllllishhh? *starts twitching*. Me: *looking at Bus Driver nervously* Man:Can u wiggle your left toe for me please? Wiggggle, please? *makes 'jerking' motion with his hand* Me:HELL NO! * pushes him to the side to move to the front, cussin a lil* Anyway eventually he got off and he said, "bye" like nothing happened and I didn't just cuss him out. Of course he was looking at my feet as he left. How fuckin weird is that! What do you mean he "evenutally got off"? M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: What do you mean he "evenutally got off"? M U nasty boy! Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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Do you have nice feet??? | |
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AzurePanther said: purpleizpassion said: I am almost afraid to ask what this has to do with it but I'll bite. Yes.
Haha nah its just us people in Europe (well me) feel that in America you get more weirdos then anywhere else. It kinda justified something.... But don't be afraid to wear sandals on the bus again. Next time just smack the mofo. just be sure to wear socks too, like they do in europe | |
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I dont like people looking at my feet...or touching me...thats such an invasion of my bubble and I let them know too
"Okay you are seriously in my bubble and I am not liking it." or "You arn't in my bubble breathing my air are you?" or "Get the hell out of my bubble" or "You know thats an intrusion of my bubble...I may just have to kick your ass" touching: "Did you just touch me with your fecal infested hands?" or "I just noticed your fingers on my skin, that is so unsanitary" or "You just touched me inappropriately" ( I usually say this out loud so people can hear me and they get embaressed) or I turn to them and start putting my finger really close to their face (like the commercial with the kid and his sister) not touching them and then i say "I'm not touching you!!!!! " until they get mad then I make my point that they should never touch me again. or "Sweet mother of cows you are one big infestation of germs and you are touching me!" absoloutely no touching | |
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Um... so no one has a story for me? I was hoping to get maybe a lil sumthin' sumthin'! Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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a guy once sat next to me on a bus and started
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Raine said: a guy once sat next to me on a bus and started
That's messed up! 2 months before this happened I elbowed a guy in the face. He was sitting in the seat across the aisle from me and out of the blue leaned across and tried to kiss me! Lukily I saw him and I swung just in time! btw, do you live in the US Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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funkpill said: Do you have nice feet???
I don't know. I take care of them and my boyfriend thinks they are cute. I guess he's seen worse! Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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purpleizpassion said: Raine said: a guy once sat next to me on a bus and started
That's messed up! 2 months before this happened I elbowed a guy in the face. He was sitting in the seat across the aisle from me and out of the blue leaned across and tried to kiss me! Lukily I saw him and I swung just in time! btw, do you live in the US i live in the uk seems theres as many take the bus here | |
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