HILTON LOSES PRIVATE LAPTOP
Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton has suffered another privacy disaster, after losing a laptop computer full of personal photographs and videos.
Just months after the contents of Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick were revealed on the Internet by computer hackers, she is now desperately trying to track down the missing computer.

It is thought to be somewhere in Los Angeles, where the reality star is preparing to move in with her Greek shipping heir boyfriend Paris Latsis.

Her publicist explains the misplaced hardware, "A lot of stuff is in flux."



SSB-DAYUM THIS BITCH LOSES EVERYTHING! DOGS, CELL PHONES, NOW THIS. I WONDER WHAT WILL TURN UP ON THE LAPTOP. I WONDER IF HER PUBLICIST THINKS UP THINGS FOR HER TO LOSE.

WHAT'S NEXT? A PREGNANCY TEST? A TAMPON? HER BRA? HER COLLECTION OF SPERM SAMPLES?

Will someone please shoot this cunt between the eyes already?

EvilWhiteMale said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

The world needs its fair share of dumb people

AlfofMelmak said:

she has more than her fair share of dumbness though

damn she has got to be the richest woman ever to make a living doing absolutely nothng worthwhile.

EvilWhiteMale said:

no she shouldn be shot....she could get caught having sex with someone u might actually WANT to see on film!

EvilWhiteMale said:

I think she is here purely for my torment

This woman is a ASSHOLE.

She needs a job,silver spoon bit*h.

EvilWhiteMale said:

Chin omelet...

She would lose her head if it werent stitched to her neck!

So her boyfriend's name is Paris too? She must love saying "I love you Paris"!!!

Ugh she's such a twat.

lemme guess, another set of paris hilton sex videos and pictures is gonna start circulating....

origmnd said:

She's a stupid spoiled Whore!

yeah, and i just read some article about how she wants to marry her boyfriend named paris and have two children: a boy named london and a girl named paris.


http://www.cnn.com/2005/S...index.html

I think we're all overlooking the most stunning fact about this story: Paris Hilton knows how to use a laptop!

Ace said:

good point

Ace said:

Only for email and solitaire though.

superspaceboy said:

solitare would be too much for her

EvilWhiteMale said:

i love agreeing with you

shausler said:

shaussy I love your donut! hahahahahahaa

EvilWhiteMale said:

She gets a pipe through her head in House of Wax, if that helps any.

Tom said:

That happens in One Night in Paris, too! I like an artist with a leitmotif.

Tom said:

Yeah but Elisha Cuthbert doesn't die. I ahve been waiting for a death scene from her for a long time now.

vanity69 said:

Goodness..


What about other cities in the UK? hmm..Norwich, Birmingham, Coventry? Liverpool?

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superspaceboy said:

can you send her my way before she dies please?