Its almost election time uk orgers. Please help put this country back in the right direction by marking your ballot paper ' I want Lolly to run the country'.

i think i would make a bloody good job

Alcohol and ermmmmm yellow snow cones for all

Mr. Blair. We don't hate you but you made some terrible mistakes and now you have to go. OK?

Any government in democracy must know they are paid by and working for the people and being deceived is reason enough to fire them.

PANDURITO said:

He has a cool first name though

PANDURITO said:

Well, it could be worse. You could have Bush. At least Blair speaks english so you more or less understand what his policies are.

PANDURITO said:

Yes indeed i totally agree. Thats why we need lolly. She'd tell us straight what the crack is. And we could have special tax priveliges for orgers. Right lolly?

Electrostar said:

Of course

All orgers get a tax break unless I'm in the wrong mood then I'll just push you under a tram

I think Nero is going to vote for lolly

Iam voting for blair.

thesexofit said:

VOTE FOR ME DAM YOU



I'm the better tony i get the I and everything

PollyL0p said:

whats u policy on how much ass kissing u gotta do to george bush? Are u gonna stop licking his feet yet?

thesexofit said:

I stopped licking as soon as i found out he had fungal toe nail disorder


my policy is screw americans

every last one of them



*well just the cute ones

PollyL0p said:

I never seen him without his shoes so thats good to know. Good tip.

I saw a conservative ad today. Quite funny. I forget why, but Tony keeps repeating something throughout the ad. For once some light hearted humour from the tories. Well I never.

thesexofit said:

the tories do humour??



you should have taped it

PollyL0p said:

yeah i know. U seen the conservative billboards? "five more years of this man?" I think is the slogan. Then u think "but five years of a complete toss pot like howard" and u think, nah sorry, doesn't work,

thesexofit said:

you see i need to be on a billboard



that might make people vote for me

PollyL0p said:

? tall women scare me

thesexofit said:

just think of the curves on me though



or maybe i should stick to life size cut outs

5'2" practically pocket size