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Printable2the9s said: Top 5 Usernames Lolly DIDN'T choose:
1. Po0perSco0per 2. PimpleP0pper 3. LollytheSheep 4. P0ledancer 5. 2thep0p top 5 crap things 2the9s said 1) every 2) fucking 3) thing 4) he 5) types  | |
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Top 5 sex postions:
5. (wait, what's that one where the man thrusts his lower torso up while giving reverse cowgirl?  )
4. Reverse Cowgirl 3. Girl on top 2. Spooning 1. DoggyStyle NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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Ace said: Top 5 'Top 5' Lists on This Thread So Far:
1. "My top 5 mistakes" 
2. "Top Five things Never say to me during sex"
3. "Top 5 types of footwear" (black boots  )
4. "Top 5 books nearest me" (for the Woody Allen reference) 5. This one. | |
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p0pstar said: testicleman said: Top 5 people called Geoffrey:
1. Geoffrey from "Rainbow". 2. My dad (different spelling) 3. Geoffrey Rush 4. Geoffrey III, queen of Ohio. 5. Geoffrey Donaldson. Your getting help I know you couldn't have thought that up all by your little self 
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The top 5 Jacksons
5. Stoney Jackson 4. Action Jackson 3. Jesse Jackson 2. Michael Jackson 1. Janet Jackson honorable mentions Tito and 3T  | |
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Top 5 Japanese Monsters
5. Ghidra 4. Mothra 3. Rodan 2. Gamera 1. Godzilla The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Rhondab said: The top 5 Jacksons
5. Stoney Jackson 4. Action Jackson 3. Jesse Jackson 2. Michael Jackson 1. Janet Jackson  No La Toya Jackson? | |
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Top 5 Food Cultures
1. French 2. Thai 3. Lebanese 4. Indian 5. Chinese Bottom 5 Food Cultures 1. British 2. American 3. German 4. Hungarian 5. Polish | |
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Best 5 countries in the world:
1. England 2. Portugal 3. Brazil 4. India 5. Kenya | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: Best 5 countries in the world:
1. England 2. Portugal 3. Brazil 4. India 5. Kenya Did my Bottom 5 list tick you off?
Just out of curiosity; what factors do you look at when you rank the best countries? | |
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Top 5 Sandwiches!
5. Pastrami 4. Corned Beef on Marble Rye 3. Peanut Butter and Jelly 2. Triangle Hoagie (Google Triangle Bar and Grill in Swissvale, PA) 1. Monte Christo at Jerry's Deli The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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My Top 5 Concerts I've attended
5. Lenny Kravitz and The Black Crowes 4. Public Enemy! (In Holland!) 3. U2 (Rattle & Hum) Slept out for tickets...awesome experience! 2. Parliament Funkadelic (14 years old, first concert ever, and they were pasisng joints down the aisles) 1. Prince! ALL OF THEM! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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My Top Five Made-Up wordz...
5) Crapyola 4) Crap-a-teria 3) Wooyah Wooyah 2) Spastication 1) Wonderfultageous No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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Top 5 Insultz of the Year...
5) Fuck Featurez 4) Fucka 3) Mother Fucker 2) ASS Hole 1) Jungle Cunt No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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Top 5 Strange Customerz
5) Guy comez in with half empty bottle of Dunhill. Wantz me to refund it cause da nozzle doesn't work anymorez. 4) Man enters store with empty box. I look at him suspiciously while serving a customer. He shakez da empty box and goez "Ogghhhh!! It'z EMPTY! See?!" 3) A man askz if I have (a fragrance called) Sèxual. I was not aware of da fragrance at da timez 
2) A smart ass guy asked me if there was a perfume called Sexual Leopard. 
1) Old lady comez in with a revlon lipstick and bangz it on da counter and asks rudely 'do you have wrapping? Wrap it!' Cause she was an old lady n there was no other customerz i just started doing it the chick i was working with was like 'we're really not supposed 2 wrap for non-customers i'm sorry' i just quickly did it up for her n she frowned at da other girl, then ubruptly smiled at me sayin 'thankyou, don't you have lovely hair, dear?' No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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retina said: Bottom 5 Food Cultures 1. British 2. American 3. German 4. Hungarian 5. Polish Well, you don't know anything about it...  | |
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Cheek said: retina said: Bottom 5 Food Cultures 1. British 2. American 3. German 4. Hungarian 5. Polish Well, you don't know anything about it... Um, yes I do. | |
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retina said: Cheek said: Well, you don't know anything about it... Um, yes I do. You don't! | |
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Cheek said: retina said: Um, yes I do. You don't! Now Die!!.....Temptation!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Top 5 Television Shows
5. Boston Legal 4. Lost 3. Robot Chicken 2. Futurama 1. Family Guy The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Top 5 Television Shows
5. Boston Legal 4. Lost 3. Robot Chicken 2. Futurama 1. Family Guy my god, we agree on some things this thread is funny as crap, too. | |
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bluesbaby said: DexMSR said: Top 5 Television Shows
5. Boston Legal 4. Lost 3. Robot Chicken 2. Futurama 1. Family Guy my god, we agree on some things this thread is funny as crap, too. Who'da Thunk it?! Whap! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Cheek said: Rhondab said: The top 5 Jacksons
5. Stoney Jackson 4. Action Jackson 3. Jesse Jackson 2. Michael Jackson 1. Janet Jackson No La Toya Jackson? @ stoney jackson
 i WENT FROM ASHY TO CLASSY!  | |
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lilmissmissy said: My Top Five Made-Up wordz...
5) Crapyola 4) Crap-a-teria 3) Wooyah Wooyah 2) Spastication 1) Wonderfultageous Now you WOULD be the one with the definitve list for this one
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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DexMSR said: Top 5 Television Shows
5. Boston Legal 4. Lost 3. Robot Chicken 2. Futurama 1. Family Guy Mine: 1. Deadwood 2. Chappelle's Show 3. Family Guy 4. The Sopranos 5. Six Feet Under Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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Top 5 Played-Out Music Motifs
1. MC as gangsta 2. Pop singer getting gangsta by osmosis by giving MC guest shot on song 3. MC loving his material things like watermelon on the plantation 4. MC rubbing his success in his audience's face 5. Hip-Pop in general Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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Top 5 boxers
5. Sugar Ray Leonard 4. Marvelous Marvin Hagler 3. Mike Tyson 2. Jack Johnson 1. Muhammad Ali The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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MY TOP FIVE DEAD PEOPLE:
... ... 1. MARLON BRANDO (GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME) 2. JOHN LENNON (SONGWRITING GENIUS) 3. ALBERT EINSTEIN (GENIUS) 4. BRIAN CLOUGH (FOOTBALL GENIUS) 5. ISAAC ASIMOV (SCI-FI WRITER) | |
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senik said: lilmissmissy said: My Top Five Made-Up wordz...
5) Crapyola 4) Crap-a-teria 3) Wooyah Wooyah 2) Spastication 1) Wonderfultageous Now you WOULD be the one with the definitve list for this one
Good selection! Maybe infotainment & Dramody as runners up? | |
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