My two dogs are jealous of each other, and they are always doing silly things, Like hiding their bone while they steal the other's bone then they both have none cause all the bones are in hidding places. They're
How about yours? Or things that are just confusing?

I got three kitties...Mimi is the sassiest one pooky is the cute lil retarted one...Chillie is the oldest and meanest one...

mimi climbs on top of me in the morning and breathes in my ear but like really loud and she sticks her wet nose in my ear...Last time she bit my moms eyelid..shes really cute she does to wake us up.

Pooky likes to sit all weird with his legs all spread and licks his belly and he looks so fat and cute. He also likes to bite my knee when i'm opening the cat food can and it doesnt hurt it just tickes like hell.

Chillie trying to be serious half the time, when caught playing with my bracelets she gets all shy and then attacks my leg...She also gets sooooo mad when i go cuddle against her belly and whimper and go....I WUVVVVV YOUUUUU. OH and its tradition...if i put my cheek against her nose i go..gimmekissy...and she gives me one lick every single second "kissy" is a big bite mark on my cheek...Which is quite embaressing to explain to friends when i go to school.

my two cats like to wrestle & it's always amusing to watch. the smaller one is more vicious, actually, and likes to tackle the bigger one while hissing crazily at her.

once they fell down the stairs cause they weren't watching where they were going

OMG! I have the PERFECT story!





So we had a dog named Pepsi, she was SOO CUTE! I gotta find some pictures of her and scan them for you guys . Anyway, we had bought her this doggybed and set it on the floor. Why did she run up into the bed, lay down on her back, and put one paw over her eye? I have a picture of it too! The shit was SOOO funny, it's just CLASSIC! Those were the days.....I miss her
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my kittie Kojo, is totally enticed by my lil laser pointer that he loses all sense of direction....
so i let him follow it in circles, and then he'll stumble in2 a wall its SOOO cute!

he also bitchslaps people

that's my bed at home, with my sister's dog. my sister sent me this pic and found it oh-so-hilarious.

I got my old cat Kritty Kratty when she was a few weeks old. I handfed her and so as she grew up, she thought I was her mother. I would pretend lick her. I would hold her and rub my face against her face as if I was licking her like her mother would. All this loving attention made her very very attached to me.

One time I was sleeping on the couch and when I woke up she was laying on my stomach, looking right into my face, purring with half closed eyes and kneeding my cheeks with her paws

My cat snores!

It sometimes wakes me up!

2the9s said:

You need to stop changing your avatars so much!

2the9s said:

Well push her off the keyboard then!

My dog realized that he could not come into the house if he had muddy paws, and being I didn't have any grass in the yard of my new house, he wasn't too happy with the cold & rainy days last fall. So, he came up with his own solution: crap and pee on the sidewalk leading to the front door instead, thus keeping his paws clean and ready to enter the house without being quarantined in the garage!

Once we got enough snow, though, there was crap all over the yard.

mine die

PollyL0p said:

PollyL0p said:

I've lost some too.

TMPletz said:

you are so sweet, I'm sorry i was being a bitch

my yorkshire terrier rips my mail up which makes me laugh when it's a bill

I have 2 frogs and a toad that croak in the middle of the night which REALLY makes me laugh when I've just gotten to sleep

I'm not a pet person

1) My dog Tommy (who passed away 6 yearz ago) used 2 cover his plate of food either with ONE leaf or he'd drag an old dust pan out and manage to plonk it over it so da catz and birdiez wouldn't get 2 it He wasn't trained either- but he was half Collie so dat explained his wit!

2) My mum'z family dog Judy (passed away year before) this is a funny one- when this dog farted- it was terrible and everyone would go 'Phwoarrr!!' and she'd get up and leave da room!! Even if someone (2 test her) would go 'Phwoooooar' for nothing- she'd still get up and leave da room!!

3) My grandma's cat Cleo, and adopted cat Mick!! Mick had an ill owner who had violent boutz- which could be why he's a hostile cat (but so damn cute- just doesn't like 2 be touched up as much as any other cat). Anywayz- when Cleo was a kitten, Mick used 2 hiss at her n stuff, and bein a kitten she never really fended for herself! So nowz dat she has grown- when she thinkz nobody is lookin (sometimez she's so cheeky she doesn't care ) she very quickly jumps ontop of Mick, givez him (in my grandma's wordz) a 'good pasting' and runz off!! There is even a picture my grandma has dat my dad took of Cleo puttin up a fight

My one dog, Dominique, had to go get her routine shots at the vet. The one shot was some new medication they began using in place of the old one. I think it was a distemper shot or something like that. Anyhow, she had a really bad reaction to it, and her whole face swelled up like twice it's size.

She seemed ok though, not sick or bothered by it. And ran around and played as usual. As mean as it sounds, we couldn't stop laughing every time we looked at her because she looked so goofy. She would woof at us like "what the hell are laughing at?!" which made it even worse...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

How sweet! Your kitty obviously loves you very much.

At the time, it had been a year since I got my cat from this adoption agency which rescues stray cats from the street. So, one day my cat developes a sinus infection and so I decide to take him to the vet. When we arrive at the vet, he
decides that he does not want to be coopertive with the vet and tries to
slap the vet. At the moment, I did not know rather to laugh or be embarassed.

We had to take our dog in for an examination. It was a rectal exam, so they put a muzzle on her face because she wasn't being very cooperative. Her eyes got HUGE when he started doing the examination. My mom and I were in tears laughing.

ok so this is a picture of my and by baby kojo when he was just a wee wittly babeeeee
he can be a pain in the ass but i love him!

Funny thing my three cats did today. A good friend of mine gave me some cat toys that she no longer needed. I put the bag with the toys in it on the floor, and one of my cats picked up a toy out of the bag with his mouth, put it on the floor, and started batting it around. At one point, all three of my cats were fighting over the toy. My cats are always doing things to make me laugh.

I have 2 cats - a mom and her son (Mani-named her WAY BEFORE) (and Max) who are about 11 and 10 years old. When Max was about a year old, he had this thing where he would sniff all in my leather purse (cats like leather or something) and I kid you not, he pulled his nose out of my purse with a cigarette in his mouth!!!!!

Another time, Mani was always walking on the books on the computer hutch, and we would get her down because she was sure to knock some of them down. Well one day, I came in the house, and it seemed as though Mani was trying to distract me and at the same time, Max stood in FRONT OF the computer hutch and kept looking at the hutch then back at me. He didn't move. I walked over to pet him and I saw that books had been knocked down! So it was as if he was trying to "tell" on Mani! lol

2the9s said:

this is really sad, but after my cat got spayed she had on an elizabethan collar and when she tried to drink from her bowl I couldn't help to laugh. thinking back, it's not really funny, just sad

Eat it's own poop.....














































Wait, this is the "things YOU have done to make your pet laugh" thread, right?

charlottegelin said:

One of my dogs had an ear infection we didnt know about so it got worse and she'd shake her head - causing a blood bubble in her earflap. So she had surgery, she came home with 15 stitches in her ear. She had to wear one of those collars, I know what you mean she looked funny then after a while she'd just be so sad looking. I ended up taking it off of her. I'd show a pic of her if I could figure out how, lol. That is a Elizabethan collar right, a lampshade.

my dog sleepwalks

Raine said:

how do u know he isn't just walking around with his eyes closed ?

pawpaw said:

he wakes up suddenly and gets scared
he snores as well