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Which is Harder to Find? Good Pussy/Dick?
or A Good Cook? Seems both as a combination are just EXTINCT!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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 i'm thinking the first. it's easier to learn to cook? | |
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Not necessarilyz!!  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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DexMSR said: Good Pussy/Dick?
or A Good Cook? Seems both as a combination are just EXTINCT! I hear they got a going out of style sale at Stepfordwives.com. They can fuck you and feed you at the same time! 
naomiblu [Edited 5/10/05 7:53am] [Edited 5/10/05 7:58am] [Edited 5/10/05 8:22am] | |
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i found both 
man can he serve up a dish in the kitchen and the bedroom 
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DexMSR said: Good Pussy/Dick?
or A Good Cook? Seems both as a combination are just EXTINCT! Hey! I am a great cook, you cheeky bastard! | |
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"Every man got a choice to make: Pussy or pancakes? Pancakes or pussy? That is the question." - Chris Rock | |
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I certainly haven't yet been able to find a person who's a good cook and also owns a good pussy and a dick. | |
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Ace said: "Every man got a choice to make: Pussy or pancakes? Pancakes or pussy? That is the question." - Chris Rock
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Which is more desirable? "don'tcha wanna see my 'Tootsie Roll?' Baby I'm sho' you would!" | |
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Mach said: i found both
man can he serve up a dish in the kitchen and the bedroom
me too girl
me too  
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well, i can cook my ass off.... in BOTH rooms
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I CAN cook..but I'm not a cook...
so I guess that just leaves the good pussy department *ding ding* Clean up..on Aisle 69 "don'tcha wanna see my 'Tootsie Roll?' Baby I'm sho' you would!" | |
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By "cook" does that include boiling water for Mac n'Cheese?? Cause I can do that.
My "Life" is gifted in both departments. Lucky me! "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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I have both!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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chocolate said: I CAN cook..but I'm not a cook...
so I guess that just leaves the good pussy department *ding ding* Clean up..on Aisle 69  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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"I can bring home the bacon....fry it up in a pan...and never let you forget you're a man..."
Lord, I'm cracking up just typing that. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Nothinbutjoy said: "I can bring home the bacon....fry it up in a pan...and never let you forget you're a man..."
Lord, I'm cracking up just typing that. ...whap whap whap  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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HI GUYS,I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM A GREAT COOK,AND HAVE NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS IN THE PUSSY DEPARTMENT,I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A MAN WHO DOESN'T THINK THAT MONOGAMY IS WHAT EXPENSIVE FURNITURE IS MADE FROM!! | |
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ambergreen said: HI GUYS,I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM A GREAT COOK,AND HAVE NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS IN THE PUSSY DEPARTMENT,I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A MAN WHO DOESN'T THINK THAT MONOGAMY IS WHAT EXPENSIVE FURNITURE IS MADE FROM!!
One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
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ambergreen said: HI GUYS,I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM A GREAT COOK,AND HAVE NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS IN THE PUSSY DEPARTMENT,I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A MAN WHO DOESN'T THINK THAT MONOGAMY IS WHAT EXPENSIVE FURNITURE IS MADE FROM!!
Crackin up!!! But if that pussy is all that...he shouldn't be goin anywhere now should he? There may be "other" issues at hand. Hmmmmm? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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nakedpianoplayer said: ambergreen said: HI GUYS,I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM A GREAT COOK,AND HAVE NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS IN THE PUSSY DEPARTMENT,I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A MAN WHO DOESN'T THINK THAT MONOGAMY IS WHAT EXPENSIVE FURNITURE IS MADE FROM!!
Whap!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Nothinbutjoy said: "I can bring home the bacon....fry it up in a pan...and never let you forget you're a man..."
Lord, I'm cracking up just typing that.  | |
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a dick who can cook. | |
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Rhondab said: a dick who can cook.
LOL....whap! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: nakedpianoplayer said:
Whap!! thats the funniest shit i've read here in a LOOOOONG time One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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I didn't get both. My wife hadn't cooked anything more than an omelete when I met her. She has other qualities though. 
Plus, as someone said earlier, it doesn't take that long to learn how to be a decent cook. | |
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Fauxie said: I didn't get both. My wife hadn't cooked anything more than an omelete when I met her. She has other qualities though.
Plus, as someone said earlier, it doesn't take that long to learn how to be a decent cook. You're straight and not Dan!? [Edited 5/10/05 21:21pm] "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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CoJones said: Fauxie said: I didn't get both. My wife hadn't cooked anything more than an omelete when I met her. She has other qualities though.
Plus, as someone said earlier, it doesn't take that long to learn how to be a decent cook. You're straight!?
*cue Benny Hill music* When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Rhondab said: a dick who can cook.
That too in the bedroom and out! | |
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