nakedpianoplayer said:

uhuh give them a vagina for a month and they will be crying for their slugs....



does anyone here or do you npp eat insanly amounts of chocolate when you get ur visitor?

I got through at least 5-10 twix bars...its so wrong..but just great..I usually lose my appetite as soon as i get it but the first three days before I eat the craziest things..One morning I had to have chocolate brownies with a croissant with peanutbutter and jelly. One day I spent eating spanish olives and pickles...One time all i could eat was chinese foods.....just DANDY

U know when I was a teen, I would get menstral cramps but not PMS...and then like when I hit 19 and after I had my kid, the cramps stopped and I haven't cramped for years...but instead of the cramps I get PMS and extreme horniness...sometimes I just wanna fuck a whole prison system of men!!!

And my tits get so damn bloated like hot air balloons and then deflate after I start to bleed!
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AcutenPetiteGrl said:

girl, i SWEAR i eat my weight in chocolate every month

its just so sad

then, i have to have salty foods too

followed by something tangy

i drink diet coke... as if thats gonna help

the whole damn thing is just a sad, sad state to be


for you...

nakedpianoplayer said:

lolol my worst craving is having stouffers mac/cheese with brocolli tv dinner...with a huge glass of soda and french bread....WITH my twix bar...as soon as i eat that i fall asleep...

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

ahhhhh comfort foods i TOTALLY feel ya there girl...

nothing like some mac/cheese and a heating pad with a nice, cold diet coke and oh yes, the french bread.... we're talking full of butter and TONS of garlic, right ???

if so, im bringing some of my famous brownies to your house next month, and we'll have us a regular PMS party

nakedpianoplayer said:

yesss!!!! garlic and warm and mmmmm and brownies with hersheys syrup on the inside..OMGGGGG.....

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

i like mine with a scoop of coffee ice cream on top, and hot fudge over the whole thing

YUM YUM YUM !!!!!

sounds like a blast but, for now, im off to bed

seriously, let me know, and next time we'll have that party

nakedpianoplayer said:

hahaha okay!! Goodnight I'm off to bed tooooo

tootles muah!

nakedpianoplayer said:

[b]Don't get discouraged. As woman, we all go through a lot starting from our first period onto menopause. This why I say watch Whoopi's Broadway Special b/c it's better than the Vagina Monologues. Let's face the it the club of womanhood ain't no joke.
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I can't tell the difference with my wife.

Fauxie said:

Hang In There And Be Supportive.

Hotlegs said:

It's ok if you're used to being with a moody, mordacious woman. I've been desensitized.

Hotlegs said:

wanna know whats funny ?????

























































im not even PMSy right now..

its, just, THAT DAMN SAD !!!!

I've not read any thing on this, but my ex used to insist, and I would personally swear by it, that modifications in your diet can help a great deal to ease your symptoms. When I eat properly, my "moon time" is not nearly as bad as when I don't eat properly. I'm talking about getting all your daily meals in, and not eating a bunch of crap.

Of course, I've never quite had what it is you're talking about. My little boobies generally hurt for a couple of days, but I don't mind. In those couple of days, they look bigger.

The bloating I can relate to, but I've never actually gained weight or anything. It makes my pants fit a little different.

The horniness used to happen, but now I hardly get horny over anything. At any rate, I used to accustom it when my ex was around to wanting badly to rip his clothes off and ride the mantenna, and not being able to. That seemed to make it worse. We tried vampire sex a few times, but we both found it too messy.

Try eating better and wearing some loose fitting, comfy clothes... sweat pants and the like.

THANKS TO EVERYONE!!!!

girl, ALL of my friends have the most horrible cdramps that they just sit there and cry. So messed up. Their daughters all have the same problem. I get a lil crampy a couple of days before and my boobs hurt like hell! I get an attitude problem for a few days also. When I got the cramps I would use a heating pad and one of my grannies remedies, ginger tea. ( that's ground ginger in hot water) it's nasty but works in 10 mins. I also found a book a long time ago that shows yoga positions to relieve cramps. Getting the 'Depo shot'stopped almost everything altogether though.

purpleizpassion said:

I had a horrible time with the depo shot...
lots of hair loss, headaches, and major weight gain.

amorbella said:

That's what I heard about it from a friend and that's why I decided to stick w/the pill for now.

Hotlegs said:

I gained 16 pounds in 3 months.....

I have been on it for three years and never had that problem. No harsh side effects for me. Everyone else I talk to on the other hand had serious problems. I have maintained the same weight (within 5 lbs of starting it) which is still not good (trying to lose) but is better than blowin' up!

3121cutie, drink LOTS of water. As funny as it sounds, it actually helps.

ludika said:

It helps but you have to be near a pee quite often.