Please tell me Im not the only one who feels this way 7 days before "FLOW" arrives:

1. huge hard boobie
2. Bloating
2. mood swings
3. weight gain...im mean 10 lbs give or take a few....but from one day to the other, i weigh 10 pounds heavier.....
4. VERY HORNY!!!!! yes, HORNY!!!
5. NOTHING FITS...(clothes) must be the weight gain.....
Im hurtin here.....any suggestions on how to relieve any of these symptoms ( besides being horny, I think I have a pretty good remedy for that)

It's PMS. Take Midol or something similar. Thankfully, I've never suffered from this!

I never get PMS. mild cramps/back aches from time to time but nothin' major every month.

AzureStarr said:

I guess PMS gets worse as we get a little older, cause I never suffered this bad until now.... midol does not work for me.....

I never get PMS either!

My cock gets hard when I see naked women though and my gut bloats from too much beer.

AnckSuNamun said:

lucky u!!!!!

bkw said:

.....very funny

bkw said:

Hi, Brett!!!

3121cutie said:

After reading your post again, perhaps you should see a doctor. I dunno if it's normal to gain ten pounds in one day. It certainly wouldn't be from bloating, I don't think.

Ask your doctor, perhaps he/she can prescribe something.

Only thing that happens to me is that my breasts get really sensitive but none of that other stuff happens. I'm horny 24 hours a day every day.

AzureStarr said:

I was thinking the same thing.....my boobs are huge, i mean huge....at least for me they are, and this is not normal....Im an average "C" and my bras are too damn small right now

I would have to say #1 and #4

I don't get PMS, bloating, mood swings or weight gain

3121cutie said:

Welcome to the club of women hood. You think this is blast. Wait unitl you get in near you mid 30's and start pre menopause symptoms. For a humoruous look at womanhood, you need to watch Whoopi Goldberg's Broadway Special on HBO b/c she really touch basis on all the shit we got to go through as women,

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Hey girl

3121cutie said:

Poor thing. I remember those days! I had to change my birth control because of the painful breast thing. If your hormones are way out of wack you will get severe pain. The only thing that worked for me then was lots of Motrin. Two 800mg at least. The bloating is because your body is retaining all of the water you consume. Caffeine helps to drop water/excrement/pounds but there is not much you can do until it passes. I say be one with your mood swings! If you feel like chocolate bars and salty potato chips with a case of whoop ass, Go Ahead! Old school (Mom) method was lots of hot tea, hot brick on the stomach and hot towels on the cleavage. Hope this helps!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

You're right. Girlfriend , you did go old school with those suggestions.

Try taking an evening primose oil capsule everyday
i find these really help, it will take maybe a month or 2 b4 u notice the difference
Try drinking more water
Try also doing yoga at least once a week
For the pain i take naprogesics, these are great, they work within 20mins of taking the tablet.

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Hotlegs said:

HOLD THE PHONE.... BACK UP.... WAIT ONE MINUTE THERE... SLOW DOWN... PRE MENOPAUSE SYMPTOMS ????? MID 30'S ???? DEAR GOD, IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME ????


im sooooo not ready for this




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nakedpianoplayer said:

GOOD GOD PEOPLE DON"T GIVE HER SOMETHING ELSE TO FREAK OUT ABOUT!
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bluesbaby said:

ITS ENTIRELY TOO LATE !!!!

nakedpianoplayer said:

GET IT TOGETHER!

bluesbaby said:

its just... to ..... MUCH !!!!!








its been a STRESSFUL day here, and im falling apart

forgive me.. sniff, sniff

3121cutie said:

I get the same thing you do...its nuts...i dont gain 10 pounds usually about 3-5 pounds and when i get really moody and thats not good cus i get mood swings regularly...i get them twice as worse and twice as much....im starting to feel the changes for my "visitation" My size 3 and 5 pants are feeling to tight....time to break out with the size 7

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

hey wait a minute..

a person who wears ANYTHING in a size 3,5, or 7 is NOT allowed to complain on this thread








































j/k.... but seriously, you are TINY

nakedpianoplayer said:

LOL thanx sometimes i don feel tiny

hey btw...has anyone tried that pill that you get your period four times a year only?
I find that to be a bad idea..but if neone has tried it post here...I'm curious.

youre welcome and i know nothing about that pill

the one thing i DO know is... as i am getting (insert joey's smartass comment) older now.. when my 'visitor' comes, my PMS symptoms seem to last longer they are stronger than before, my back is worse, my anger/fits/rage problem is out of control , the breast tenderness is enough to make me wanna cry, the weight gain/water retention - whatever you wanna call it - is enough to make me think im losing my MFing mind every damn month !

i personally dont think its fair and i demand that men take over this burden right away from ALL of us women

whos with me on this ???

nakedpianoplayer said:

meememememememememe!!!! :hand:
Yea boys dont know what we go through...Some months I'll be fine and it will be like nothing...but some months im like the red fury I flip out on a lot of people but hey they shouldn't piss me off anyway ...it sucks I go to school and i spend 5 out of 6 hours standing and that sucks!

3121cutie said:

OMG....this is EVERY month for me!!!

I am horny most of teh time, but when I am ovulating and right before my period, I am fucking and masturbating LIKE CRAZY!!!!

My tits ALWAYS get sore and tender like for 10 days before I bleed and I get VERY emotional and moody, I don't fucking understand how my man stays with me....I would have left me a LONG time ago....!!!


Sometiems I wish I was pregnant just so I wouldn't have to put up with post and pre menstral BULLSHIT!!!


I have no problem talking about this because it is so natural...and it's also natures way of letting you know if you are preganat or not....and soem women don't realize that you get most horny when you are ovulating and at your most fertile stage that particular month.....anyway's, yes, PMS kikcs my ass EVERY fucking month/cycle.....life would be so much easier if I was a gay man!

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

im with ya girlfriend let them deal with it for ONE MONTH, the changes, the cravings, the mood swings, the pains, the aches, the crying, the fits of laughter... just ONE month, they'd be begging to get back to themselves