I am currently in the process of erasing all of my homemade porn. I've decided that, should I be hit by a bus tomorrow and my parents have to go through my belongings, they don't need to see me boinking some chick. There's some good memories in there - I'll miss 'em.

Ace said:

why dont u just put them in a vault and carry the key with you?

SammiJ said:

And what if I buy the farm tomorrow? Somebody's gonna be opening that vault (most likely the parental units).

burn it to CD

Spookymuffin said:

While my folks are still not adept with DVDs, what if they give them to my nieces ("Here's some of Uncle Ace's CDs...") or they end up in a used CD/DVD shop?

they'll be old enough 2 understand

hell, i saw my first porno @ like 8
i think it'll only be a tiny shock if they realize that that was u doin the work

You can send them to me!

SammiJ said:

I don't think I'm comfortable with the idea of my nieces watching me have sex.

Damn this sounds familiar... Ace did I share my story with you?

ShySlantedEye1 said:

No. Do tell...

My sister and her husband are both deceased and guess who found the porn before I could destroy it? Yeah, not good at all! Unless you plan to give it to your girlfriend or your guy friends, Get it out of your house! Do not let the parents find it!

I'll make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands!

It's perfect, actually! I'll keep it safe for you and your memory will live on in film!

Noting you my mailing address!!

AzureStarr said:

And why am I beeing ignored?
I asked first!!

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

Sorry:

dont let it go to waste, send it to me!, Ill give you my address, I wont tell your mama!

Ace said:

no home made porn here but have had that thought many times
if i don't walk back into my house what don't i want my parents to find?

when my sister died it was actually the letters she kept from our cousin that were most scandlous - lol, the exploits of 18 yr olds. and for that reason i gave back a number of letters to a friend of mine to do with them what she wanted.

i also make sure my house is clean before i go away for the weekend in case i don't come back. How crazy is that?

btw...
ace - if it was that good i am sure you will remember those moments without the help of your tapes

emm said:

It's not strictly about my parents. What if they don't check what's on the tapes/discs and just dispose of them? That would suck for old girlfriends to possibly find themselves getting rodgered on the 'Net (fer example).

I think we need some kind of service that destroys your homemade porn for you after you die. You register with this company, pay them a fee and - when you croak - they go to your predetermined location and collect the shit.

Ace said:

you're on2 something
perhaps U should be the 1 2 start the revolution

SammiJ said:

www.willdestroyhomeporn.com

U crazy...sell it to some underground market in europe where no one will recognize you.


This reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiam episode where Larry's manager is having surgery and wants him to get his porn out if the house in case he dies. Larry gets caught watching it by the mangers parents.

origmnd said:

That was my first instinct.

emm said:

My ex always had to "de-perve" (as she referred to it) her place before her parents or small-town friends came over. She'd stash all her BDSM gear, books and pics.

i know....label them "my home made porn" so there's no surprises.

str8 up.

Milty said:

Maybe. Although I think I'd go with, "I am boinking some chicks on here, so please destroy if I kick."

Ace said:

or that.

Milty said:

falloff edit.
[Edited 5/1/05 13:29pm]

you should do what every self respecting celebrity does, and post them on the internet. then deny the whole thing, thus gaining both purient interest and sympathy for being so used.