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Don't laugh I need your help: Male Stripping... Ok, so I have attended a few female strip clubs in my time with friends and enjoyed it but now after a couple of years of hassling (although I might only visit twice a year) my girlfriend (soon to be wife in two weeks) wants me to do a strip for HER!!!.
Now I have tried to explain that naked men don't look attractive (I certainly don't) and there bits that just look silly slapping about, but she won't let me get out of it and so I need so tips to help with my 'performance' and prevent her from doing an injurying by laughing too much. I have chosen my music (unless you guys can recommend something else) and it will either by Lady Cab Driver or International Lover. I am worried about the second choice since it's a bit slow while the first choice should get me moving more and demand less 'sexy' moves. Anyway I have googled all night for some tips and found nothing, well I did find something but that's another story..... Any advice? | |
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why don't u dance 2 erotic city??? | |
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U can not go wrong with dancing to Insatiable!! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Oh yeah...move your butt alot "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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SammiJ said: why don't u dance 2 erotic city???
Hmmmm...Interesting, I think I've got the extended version on vinyl (but that might just go on too long for my liking) Thanks for the tip. | |
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Just call in sick and order a male stripper to replace you. | |
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SomeoneElse said: Just call in sick and order a male stripper to replace you.
If only I could. We all would benefit then! | |
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Do u know what u're going to wear? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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g3ajg said: Now I have tried to explain that naked men don't look attractive
BS!!! Anyway- you need a cock ring, some skimpy underware and a bottle of baby oil. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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ThreadCula said: Do u know what u're going to wear?
Well I was thinking about various options including one of my suits (she likes a well dressed man), then she is a big fan of jeans and tight white t-shirt (with matching underwear, minus the socks!) But rumour has it it could be tonight (as it was discussed in the past) when she returns from her second Hen night out, now either she will be all fired up or feeling rather tired and drunk - I naturally vote for the latter so I've decided to strip with what I've got on since I don't want it to appear all set up and build up her expectations. | |
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CynthiasSocks said: g3ajg said: Now I have tried to explain that naked men don't look attractive
BS!!! Anyway- you need a cock ring, some skimpy underware and a bottle of baby oil. Well no 'cock ring' here (I assume this device keeps the blood in one place and create the effect of a rather large penis? does it stop you from getting an erection?) I kinda think the baby oil is a little tacky for me and her and she would worry about ruining the sofa. | |
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g3ajg said: CynthiasSocks said: BS!!! Anyway- you need a cock ring, some skimpy underware and a bottle of baby oil. Well no 'cock ring' here (I assume this device keeps the blood in one place and create the effect of a rather large penis? does it stop you from getting an erection?) I kinda think the baby oil is a little tacky for me and her and she would worry about ruining the sofa. Yes- and a cock ring makes your stuff poke out a little- looks good under clothes. It won't stop you from getting an erection- in fact it will make you rock hard. Skip the oil- it just makes your skin shinny, it is messy and I hate the smell. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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if your ass is nice, just wiggle it a lot... Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: if your ass is nice, just wiggle it a lot...
wiggle your penis too! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Get her VERY drunk first.
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2the9s said: Get her VERY drunk first.
She already is. she just phoned to say she is clubbing and won't be back until 2.30ish. Maybe I need to start drinking now to help 'loosen' things ups! | |
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g3ajg said: 2the9s said: Get her VERY drunk first.
She already is. she just phoned to say she is clubbing and won't be back until 2.30ish. Maybe I need to start drinking now to help 'loosen' things ups! Whatever you do, take pics and post them here, especially of your fiancee's reaction! | |
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2the9s said: Whatever you do, take pics and post them here, especially of your fiancee's reaction! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Shave your ass | |
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Don't forget to act very gay.....striaght male strippers are not as entertaining as the gay ones.... Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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I take classes ....come and get me girls | |
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*cough* I'm waiting | |
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EvilAlthom said: *cough* I'm waiting
Only Natisse would take you up on that offer! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: EvilAlthom said: *cough* I'm waiting
Only Natisse would take you up on that offer! oh I know u want me | |
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CynthiasSocks said: g3ajg said: Now I have tried to explain that naked men don't look attractive
BS!!! | |
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Mach said: CynthiasSocks said: BS!!! Naked men are hot!! Especially the tanned, hairy ones! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Mach said: Naked men are hot!! Especially the tanned, hairy ones! Agreed | |
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jayaredee said: CynthiasSocks said: Naked men are hot!! Especially the tanned, hairy ones! Agreed Hello James! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: jayaredee said: Agreed Hello James! Heya hun. How was your weekend? Did you play PSP? | |
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jayaredee said: CynthiasSocks said: Hello James! Heya hun. How was your weekend? Did you play PSP? We had a beautiful weekend! It rained Sat, but lots of sun Sunday. No, haven't played with the PSP in a while. What games do you have for yours? I've got WipeOut Pure- love it, Ape Escape- this game is hard, and Underground Rivals- play this the most! I've got a Celica, Mitia, and a phat ass... Dodge Neon! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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