He has no clue what they are.


So, let's see who's most creative at explaining the oreo cookie experience to him.







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Is this going to be rude?

oreo cookies are the bestest thing on earth...better-rer than vegemite!

althom didn't know what D-CON was until i sprinkled some on his pizza.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Oh!!!!! I've seen those at the shops!!

Don't think much of them really.....they're a bit bland.

althom said:

:falloverbackwardsanddieemoticon:

althom said:

not even after you dunk 'em in a glass of milk?

i like HIT cookies better! they're bigger, they're cheeaper and they don't make me feel all skanky and sick after i eat the whole package.

Anxiety said:

I can't believe I'm hearing this. Oreas are the best ever!













ever.




Period.



ever.

Why would we bother eating those things when we have chocolate bicuits like this?

AsianBomb777 said:

Anxiety said:

ooh, hit cookies...i keep seeing packs of those at the store. i've never had 'em, though.

althom said:

ohh, so THAT'S what a tim tam is! i've heard folks mention 'em here a couple times but didn't know what they were...they look nummy.

Anxiety said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

the ones with the chocolate center are my faves - the chocolate cream stuff in 'em is yumptious.

I'm eating some chocolate covered ones now

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Don't sell out--it's an evil anti-oreo conspiracy.

althom said:

I wouldn't know what those are...

ThreadCula said:

i can't bring myself to eat one of those things. they just look like the shortcut to morbid obesity for me.

And not a damned person has described the oreo experience.



I guess I'll go.

Oreos are sweat and delicious. Dry and crunchy, but when dipped in milk, they get even sweeter and semi-crunchy/gooey.
They are soooo chocolaty that if you're wearing a white shirt, it looks kind of like the poop streaks I leave on my bedsheets at night when I sleep naked.


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AsianBomb777 said:

you describe it...and you fuck it up.

AsianBomb777 said:

Yep! They're crap!

althom said:

you're sending me some of those.

Anxiety said:

They're so rich. I can't eat no more than 4 in a day.

althom said:

Don't they put kangaroo meat in those?



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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

HA! See...they are better than your cookies!

althom said:

i'll be the judge of that.

Anxiety said:

same here--i keep seein 'em at the candy store by my house. i always look at 'em and feel like if i take a bite outta one i'll immediately blow up like a pack of jiffy pop on the stove.

althom said: