For more: http://akrweb.com/joke/barbie.html

He is a bit crap..

where's the oral action?

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

Barbie doesn't go down!

CynthiasSocks said:

"she ain't a bird she ain't goin south..."



.... i wanna go south on that....

Okayz, GI Joe lookz like he'z on a pelvic thrust bench and Barbie lookz unresponsive and awake with her eyez open!!

Dat'z not da way i made MY DOLLZ do it when i was a kid

lilmissmissy said:

It's not how my dolls do it NOW!! All my Joes and Kens are gay so they only touch Barbie to do her hair!

CynthiasSocks said:

I only had one male doll, from da 'Heart Family' range so when my mum wasn't looking, i'd make em all go in2 da Barbie caravan, and kinda make em have a mass orgy- i had like 13 different Barbie dollz and once i remember nearly bein caught 2!!! I was asked "what are you doing?" and i was like "just playing "

lilmissmissy said:

As a kid I wanted a Barbie soooo badly!!
I used to make my Princess Leia 3" action figure dresses out of toilet paper!!

CynthiasSocks said:

Well, if I find one of my Barbie dollz, you can have it When i got bored wif their clothez, i used to wrap handkerchiefz around em like sarongz (Clean onez ofcourse!!)

I also used 2 wash their hair with toothpaste

lilmissmissy said:

With toothpaste!!!
Thanks for the Barbie offer but as an adult I've made up for not having any as a child. I've got dozens of dolls, the '78 Dream House, cars and motorcycles!
My nieces love to come to my house!

CynthiasSocks said:

Tis true...i thought 2 myself 'what a hair genius i may well come 2 b...i'll discover dat it is TOOTHPASTE dat gives hair it's vitaminz 2 shine' ...until i saw my doll'z hair go all matted and tanglyz

Wow it sure soundz as though u have indeed made up for all those Barbie dollz!! Remindz me of a second cousin of mine who's more of an uncle- he had such a collection of dollz and he built his niece a dollz house with lightz dat really work and a piano dat played tunez!!! I remember bein like three to six yearz old, completely mezmerized by this!! (And kinda hoped inside he might gimme one toy )

lilmissmissy said:

I'm a big kid! I love toys! Hey, I want to go over to your cousin's house and see what he's got!!

CynthiasSocks said:

He has alota collector dollz- i remember starin at em when i was teenyweenyz He STILL has em all!! Perfectly kept

REDBABY said:

yes he has forgotten to take off his pants

Raine said:

Raine said:

He's got his dick and balls through the fly of his underpants- Now that's hot!!!

CynthiasSocks said:

Kinda like crotchless pantiez i take itz!

Stillz...they look incredibly awkwardz- though u gotta hand it to em...they are made outta plastic

glamslamkid said:

Is that really him nude?

If so, where's the frontal????

anywho.....:

jayaredee said:

No. That's not James sweetie. That's my husband Mr. Corey Summers. I want to eat that damn video box.

glamslamkid said:

Oh so it's like a parody?

Anyways i would eat that video box too

CynthiasSocks said:

My mother bought me like 7 "My little ponies" and i used to love to brush their hair.

CynthiasSocks said:

He's fucking her with his underwear on

He must be shy....

jayaredee said:

Just the video title is a parody. I HIGHLY doubt the movie is a parody on the show.

CynthiasSocks said:

i went through about three of these damn action figures - her head was so big it would always pop off whenever i tried to turn it.

Long before we knew Leia was Luke's sister, I had them doing all sorts of obscene things. I guess they were from the backwoods of Arkansas or Alabama.

JediMaster said:

or maybe...

Anxiety said:

Yep!! Me too!
But I think both we know she tore up because we played with her the most!

jayaredee said:

Maybe he's self conscious and she's just pretending to enjoy it.