Bastards!

Usually when I decide to have beans and toast, I'll have three slices of toast and one big can of Heinz Baked Beans.


Now, over the years I've become accoustomed to the toast getting soggy from the tomato sause, to the extent where it's near impossible to pick up the last slice and eat it like a real man would.
Instead, you have to get a knife and fork from the drawer and end up having even more to wash up.

But!

Earlier tonight, I used only a wee tin of Heinz Baken Beans with my usual three slices of Hovis. And the truth shone on me like an exploding supernova when I realised I could pick up all three slices until my heart was content - WITH NO SOGGINESS AND A SIMILAR AMOUNT OF BEANS!

By Thor, it's SAUCE they fill those big tins with - not BEANS! It's a con and it's 'bean' going on for almost a century now!!

In conclusion,I urge all orgers to buy the wee tins of beans and not the big tins. Show these bastards we've 'saused' them out!!


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Im really proud of you
Isnt it great when u realize u've outwitted someone

go on witcha bad self

ThreadCula said:

You're being sarcastic.

you crack me up totally

you should be in a padded cell

Christoff said:

am not

I've never had toast with beans
I usually have my baked beans on rice.

I like my toasts either sweet with chocolate spread, or with melted cheese and maybe pastrami

SomeoneElse said:

You're having a laugh at my expense, aren't you? I'm being serious here. Please stay on topic.

Christoff said:

have you got wind now?

shykitty said:

No.

Another reason to buy wee tins!

Christoff said:

you buy urine in tins you scots are freaking weird

this is a british thing?

i think that was the oddest thing about my visit there.....who eats beans with their breakfast?



and now on toast?

shykitty said:

As long as it looks like beans and tastes like beans I'll eat those beans, and even Bowie drank his own pee so it's as good as I'll get until I get me some of those magic beans the pigs keep telling the cows about and I'll climb a big stalk and kill a giant and bring back his gold to my ma.
Hold on a wee minute. Jack was the bad guy wasn't he?

excuse me...im going to go eat a hotdog on bun now.....

Christoff said:

You sure they are magic beans and not mushrooms..

sosgemini said:

THANK YOU!!! Finally someone with sense, and good taste!

Beans on toast

I like beans on toast,

luv4u said:

"Only deep, ice-cool mutthafukkas understand beans and toast, man' - Miles Davis.

Xavier23 said:

I also think Lenny Kravitz has three good songs to his sorry name.

Christoff said:

there's no need to get personal, buddy

Christoff said:

Excuse me.

LennyKravitz said:

OMG I LOVE UR AVATAR!

LennyKravitz said:

Maybe four then, if I listen to Believe just after a Bolton session.
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Christoff said:

I'm letting love rule and not stooping to your level, Christoff.

You're on my list. Don't look for your name in my next album's acknowledgement section.

Xavier23 said:

And I love you, Xavier23. I love you so much.





Do you like nipple play?

LennyKravitz said:

I knew this. If only I'd known your plight.

Fauxie said:

You should have begun a thread then!