Huh?

oh lawd

it's all in the

SammiJ said:

Most women go with, "Oh, God!", but whatever floats your boat.

shykitty said:

I think you're thinking of thesexofit's thread. Can I get you a tissue?

Before I say "let's have sex" or "i'm bored"

If I get to have sex I'm like "what the fuck am i doing having sex, and why did they say yes?"

Ace said:

i don't know what i say
i'm a proud v-card holder

Ace said:

is that what u say?

Spookymuffin said:

Ace said:

60% of the time, it works everytime.

SammiJ said:

Well, when you get there, here's some suggestions:

BEFORE: "Congratulations: You're still in the running to become the next guy to have sex with SammiJ."

DURING: "The tribe has spoken."

Ace said:

the stinging goes if you blink enough I'll be fine

SammiJ said:

Only when she says, "(unintelligible dirty talk)".

shykitty said:

Actually - on second thought - this is something you would say after sex. WRONG THREAD!

Ace said:

something about that is teh disturbing

SammiJ said:

If it's going badly, go with "You're fired".

Ace said:

LMAO!
stopthat!

SammiJ said:

"Stop that" will work, but don't you think "You're fired" has a little more panache to it?

Ace said:

u horny little...

Ace said:

hey just cause he got his doesn't mean i'm satisfied

most definatly could be before hand for me

why art thou so horny?!

Before Sex: Ms Legs would say batter up.

After Sex: Ms Legs would say homerun and let's do a replay if he knows how to work it. . :

Before: I usually tell my roommates that I'm just going to turn on a movie.

During: Well, since I'm by myself, I don't really say anything. The only time I say something is if my roommates happen to knock on my door and I yell "Oh...I'll be there in a second!!!" and then I pull my pants up and hide my kleenex.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

That should be kept between 2 people

Hotlegs said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

BEFORE: "Hey, let's have us some sex!"

DURING: "This sex we're having, it's cool!"




That is all.

Anxiety said:

I like to talk, books, movies, you know,