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What do you say BEFORE and DURING sex? Huh? | |
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oh lawd | |
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it's all in the I'm lolly "borrowing" an account | |
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SammiJ said: oh lawd
Most women go with, "Oh, God!", but whatever floats your boat. | |
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shykitty said: it's all in the
I think you're thinking of thesexofit's thread. Can I get you a tissue? | |
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Before I say "let's have sex" or "i'm bored"
If I get to have sex I'm like "what the fuck am i doing having sex, and why did they say yes?" | |
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Ace said: SammiJ said: oh lawd
Most women go with, "Oh, God!", but whatever floats your boat. i don't know what i say i'm a proud v-card holder | |
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Ace said: Huh?
is that what u say? | |
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Spookymuffin said: "i'm bored"
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Ace said: Spookymuffin said: "i'm bored"
60% of the time, it works everytime. | |
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SammiJ said: Ace said: Most women go with, "Oh, God!", but whatever floats your boat. i don't know what i say i'm a proud v-card holder Well, when you get there, here's some suggestions: BEFORE: "Congratulations: You're still in the running to become the next guy to have sex with SammiJ." DURING: "The tribe has spoken." | |
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Ace said: shykitty said: it's all in the
I think you're thinking of thesexofit's thread. Can I get you a tissue? the stinging goes if you blink enough I'll be fine I'm lolly "borrowing" an account | |
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SammiJ said: Ace said: Huh?
is that what u say? Only when she says, "(unintelligible dirty talk)". | |
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shykitty said: Ace said: I think you're thinking of thesexofit's thread. Can I get you a tissue? the stinging goes if you blink enough I'll be fine Actually - on second thought - this is something you would say after sex. WRONG THREAD! | |
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Ace said: SammiJ said: i don't know what i say i'm a proud v-card holder Well, when you get there, here's some suggestions: BEFORE: "Congratulations: You're still in the running to become the next guy to have sex with SammiJ." DURING: "The tribe has spoken." something about that is teh disturbing | |
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SammiJ said: Ace said: Well, when you get there, here's some suggestions: BEFORE: "Congratulations: You're still in the running to become the next guy to have sex with SammiJ." DURING: "The tribe has spoken." something about that is teh disturbing If it's going badly, go with "You're fired". | |
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Ace said: SammiJ said: something about that is teh disturbing If it's going badly, go with "You're fired". LMAO! stopthat! | |
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SammiJ said: Ace said: If it's going badly, go with "You're fired". LMAO! stopthat! "Stop that" will work, but don't you think "You're fired" has a little more panache to it? | |
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Ace said: SammiJ said: LMAO! stopthat! "Stop that" will work, but don't you think "You're fired" has a little more panache to it? u horny little... | |
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Ace said: shykitty said: the stinging goes if you blink enough I'll be fine Actually - on second thought - this is something you would say after sex. WRONG THREAD! hey just cause he got his doesn't mean i'm satisfied most definatly could be before hand for me I'm lolly "borrowing" an account | |
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why art thou so horny?! | |
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Before Sex: Ms Legs would say batter up.
After Sex: Ms Legs would say homerun and let's do a replay if he knows how to work it. . : | |
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Before: I usually tell my roommates that I'm just going to turn on a movie.
During: Well, since I'm by myself, I don't really say anything. The only time I say something is if my roommates happen to knock on my door and I yell "Oh...I'll be there in a second!!!" and then I pull my pants up and hide my kleenex. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Before: I usually tell my roommates that I'm just going to turn on a movie.
During: Well, since I'm by myself, I don't really say anything. The only time I say something is if my roommates happen to knock on my door and I yell "Oh...I'll be there in a second!!!" and then I pull my pants up and hide my kleenex. | |
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Hotlegs said: Before Sex: Ms Legs would say batter up.
After Sex: Ms Legs would say homerun and let's do a replay if he knows how to work it. . : | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Before: I usually tell my roommates that I'm just going to turn on a movie.
During: Well, since I'm by myself, I don't really say anything. The only time I say something is if my roommates happen to knock on my door and I yell "Oh...I'll be there in a second!!!" and then I pull my pants up and hide my kleenex. | |
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BEFORE: "Hey, let's have us some sex!"
DURING: "This sex we're having, it's cool!" That is all. | |
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Anxiety said: BEFORE: "Hey, let's have us some sex!"
DURING: "This sex we're having, it's cool! Pass the mayo, please." That is all. | |
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I like to talk, books, movies, you know, | |
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