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Printablebefore sex: wanna have sex? take your clothes off...
during: ...okay lets do it like this...what type of condiments do you have?  | |
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Before-"No! I'll do it!"
During-"You better not, Damn it! Nooooo, not now!" Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Before-"No! I'll do it!"
During-"You better not, Damn it! Nooooo, not now!" oh hell naw!!!  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: BEFORE: Excuse me, could you help me lift this sofa into the van? DURING: It rubs the lotion in its skin or else it gets the hose again!!!  | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: BEFORE: Excuse me, could you help me lift this sofa into the van? DURING: It rubs the lotion in its skin or else it gets the hose again!!! anxiety be afraid, be very afraid | |
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Ace said: BEFORE: "Congratulations: You're still in the running to become the next guy to have sex with SammiJ." DURING: "The tribe has spoken." BEFORE: "Would u like to phone a friend?" DURING: "Give me that cookie!" "Can U taste it?" | |
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Anxiety said: BEFORE: "Hey, let's have us some sex!"
DURING: "This sex we're having, it's cool!" That is all.  Not listening.... Banner © Nikster | |
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I'm Still A virgin     "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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i'd tell you... but, i cant let out my secret 
not EVERYONE can be as good as me you know  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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Xavier23 said: I'm Still A virgin
ain't nuffin wrong with that! "A broken heart bleeds beautiful poetry as a tattered soul breathes beautiful art..." | |
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MochaStarr said: Xavier23 said: I'm Still A virgin
ain't nuffin wrong with that! if i knew then what i know now, i'd probably still be one  | |
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Xavier23 said: I'm Still A virgin
That's wierd. Becuase you're also very very very slutty???  | |
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B, if I knew then what I know now I would still be a slut! I would just know what I am doing this time!  Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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brownsugar said: MochaStarr said: ain't nuffin wrong with that! if i knew then what i know now, i'd probably still be one aint that the damn truth  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Xavier23 said: I'm Still A virgin
That's wierd. Becuase you're also very very very slutty??? I am not  "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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AsianBoi777 said: BEFORE: Please, Anxy? PLEASE??? DURING: It was only one rufie, I promise. I just want to feel your warmth. 
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Anxiety said: AsianBoi777 said: BEFORE: Please, Anxy? PLEASE??? DURING: It was only one rufie, I promise. I just want to feel your warmth.
Like I'd have to beg you loose trampy little strumpett! | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Like I'd have to beg you loose trampy little strumpett! well, your chloroform technique does save a lot of time and effort, i'll give you that.  | |
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Anxiety said: AsianBoi777 said: Like I'd have to beg you loose trampy little strumpett! well, your chloroform technique does save a lot of time and effort, i'll give you that.  | |
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Anxiety said: AsianBoi777 said: Like I'd have to beg you loose trampy little strumpett! well, your reverse-cowgirl technique does save a lot of time and effort, i'll give you that.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I like to sit on bundt cakes and wiggle. Lick my boy batter?  | |
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