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Thread started 04/27/05 9:26pm

Ptownhood

No joke - I did a #2 that felt like I was literally passing a small child....

I had to stick my finger up there and it was SOLID poop! It was not squishing down to fit nicely through my bum hole....oh no - quite the opposite! It was like Winnie the Pooh tryin to squeeze through that hole of his! So, I stuck my finger and tried to squish it down or maybe pry it out, but I couldn't. So, I just sat, clenched my teeth, and pushed like hell - I have no idea how the hell it came out, but I honestly think I started hallucinating it hurt so bad. Damn.
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Reply #1 posted 04/27/05 9:31pm

althom

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omfg
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Reply #2 posted 04/27/05 9:31pm

bluesbaby

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this is gross on so many levels.
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Reply #3 posted 04/27/05 9:32pm

UncleGrandpa

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ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!!
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Reply #4 posted 04/27/05 9:32pm

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Reply #5 posted 04/27/05 9:34pm

Ptownhood

UncleGrandpa said:

ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!!

eek
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Reply #6 posted 04/27/05 9:42pm

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oh gawd shake
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Reply #7 posted 04/27/05 9:43pm

Fauxie

This is a shit thread. confused
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Reply #8 posted 04/27/05 9:44pm

Ptownhood

luv4u said:

oh gawd shake


That's EXACTLY the face I was making! I was dreading the inevitable passage! eek
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Reply #9 posted 04/27/05 9:45pm

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Reply #10 posted 04/27/05 9:46pm

UncleGrandpa

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Fiber, Fiber and more Fiber. If that doesn't work, add pesto to any dish you eat, pesto usually cleans me out the next day, and I do mean clean as in all the doody.
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Reply #11 posted 04/27/05 9:46pm

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PurpleThunder said:




whats the SHEEP for????? lol


falloff


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Reply #12 posted 04/27/05 9:47pm

Ptownhood

UncleGrandpa said:

Fiber, Fiber and more Fiber. If that doesn't work, add pesto to any dish you eat, pesto usually cleans me out the next day, and I do mean clean as in all the sperm.


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Reply #13 posted 04/27/05 9:47pm

Ptownhood

bluesbaby said:

PurpleThunder said:




whats the SHEEP for????? lol


falloff


giggle


I don't know, but it's a baaaaa-d picture. neutral
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Reply #14 posted 04/27/05 9:48pm

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bluesbaby said:

PurpleThunder said:




whats the SHEEP for????? lol


falloff


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It a new GF for DOOKie...he said he wanted one and he said no to me so I had to give him something better! lol
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Reply #15 posted 04/27/05 9:50pm

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I'm a poor substitute for AsianBoi777, I lack 11 essential vitamins and minerals and am high on sodium penethol. cool
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Reply #16 posted 04/27/05 10:04pm

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bluesbaby said:

this is gross on so many levels.

it CERTAINLY is eek
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Reply #17 posted 04/27/05 10:06pm

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nakedpianoplayer said:

bluesbaby said:

this is gross on so many levels.

it CERTAINLY is eek



why are you awake? I am off to bed!
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Reply #18 posted 04/27/05 10:11pm

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bluesbaby said:

nakedpianoplayer said:


it CERTAINLY is eek



why are you awake? I am off to bed!

me too girl.... nite nite hug sleep tight, and sweet dreams rose
One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111


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Reply #19 posted 04/27/05 10:13pm

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nakedpianoplayer said:

bluesbaby said:




why are you awake? I am off to bed!

me too girl.... nite nite hug sleep tight, and sweet dreams rose




yeah, we are both movin fast lol
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Reply #20 posted 04/27/05 10:15pm

Ptownhood

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bluesbaby said:




why are you awake? I am off to bed!

me too girl.... nite nite hug sleep tight, and sweet dreams rose


No hugs on my threads!!!! mad










































Just kidding! Hugs are 100% acceptable! smile hug
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Reply #21 posted 04/27/05 10:17pm

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Ptownhood said:

nakedpianoplayer said:


me too girl.... nite nite hug sleep tight, and sweet dreams rose


No hugs on my threads!!!! mad


Just kidding! Hugs are 100% acceptable! smile hug



we'd hug you, but you didn't mention washing your hands after the whole anal probe thing..... disbelief
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Reply #22 posted 04/27/05 10:18pm

twistedlemon

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Reply #23 posted 04/27/05 10:19pm

Ptownhood

bluesbaby said:

Ptownhood said:



No hugs on my threads!!!! mad


Just kidding! Hugs are 100% acceptable! smile hug



we'd hug you, but you didn't mention washing your hands after the whole anal probe thing..... disbelief


I didn't mention it because I didn't do it! woot! Hand washing is for squares. nod
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Reply #24 posted 04/27/05 10:26pm

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spraying this whole place with lysol and wiping it down with bleachwater.





Gross, dook!
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Reply #25 posted 04/27/05 10:32pm

Ptownhood

bluesbaby said:

spraying this whole place with lysol and wiping it down with bleachwater.





Gross, dook!


Dook? I'm Ptownhood! Completely different person. nod No relationship whatsoever. hmph!
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Reply #26 posted 04/27/05 10:38pm

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Ptownhood said:

bluesbaby said:

spraying this whole place with lysol and wiping it down with bleachwater.





Gross, dook!


Dook? I'm Ptownhood! Completely different person. nod No relationship whatsoever. hmph!



Gross DOOK! mad
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Reply #27 posted 04/27/05 10:39pm

Ptownhood

bluesbaby said:

Ptownhood said:



Dook? I'm Ptownhood! Completely different person. nod No relationship whatsoever. hmph!



Gross DOOK! mad



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