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PrintableFauxie said: Working Title: 2005: A MySpace Odyssey
Synopsis:A bunch of prince.orgers migrate to MySpace. Only the opening sequence has been finalised, featured two groups of camp halfwits beating each other off with their bones and rocks. It needs some work.   i like this one can you kill of the ones that keep posting sex crap on my comments  | |
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Sinister said: bkw said: Working Title: Fauxie on the Run
Alternate title: "Asianbomb777 wants my farang arse" Synopsis: Starring fauxie as the undercover teacher in Bangkok who spends his time teaching local children how to swear properly and how to drink til they barf.Co-stars AsianBomb777 as the student who falls in love with him but is but is unceremoniously dumped after an affair with ReturnoftheDook, thereby becoming fauxie's stalker. The remainder of the film is shown in fast forward to Benny Hill music. Benny Hill music....   Benny Hill soundtrack is a classic touch. | |
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I can not even dream of topping these movie pitches! 
But here's what I'm thinking..... Fear and lactating in Las Vegas A mild mannered photographer (played by Byron),who is hired by the Las Vegas travel association is locked in a battle for prime shooting locations with an evil and smelly competitor ( played by Althom), begins to receive obscene phone calls where the caller grunts and mummbles something about nipples.... no one knows how it ends because after it is revealed that the caller is 9s...the audience just gets up and leaves. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Lleena said: Working Title: Gladiator
2the9s plays Maximus stellus fattus gittus idiotus, the worlds worst gladiator. He faces some formidable opponents, namely, a mouse which manages to pin him down and an army of ants from which he runs screaming. Eventually he is overcome by a kitten wielding a toothpick. The end. I'm dying! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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These all get a greenlight!
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bkw said: Working Title: A Threadjackers Guide to the Galaxy
Alternate title: "Is This Movie About Me?" Synopsis:Starring althom. Tells the story of a tall, skinny, dimwitted, metrosexual robot who jacks threads and conversations in a desperate attempt to bring attention to himself. Co-stars Anxiety as his excassberated (sp?) lover and sugar daddy. Warning: Contains gratuitous product placement of lemon squozies.  | |
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althom said: bkw said: Working Title: A Threadjackers Guide to the Galaxy
Alternate title: "Is This Movie About Me?" Synopsis:Starring althom. Tells the story of a tall, skinny, dimwitted, metrosexual robot who jacks threads and conversations in a desperate attempt to bring attention to himself. Co-stars Anxiety as his excassberated (sp?) lover and sugar daddy. Warning: Contains gratuitous product placement of lemon squozies. 
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