Pitch 1. Working title: Crocodile Dumber.

Synopsis: bkw plays a rowdy Aussie who drinks a lot and wonders why he urinates in his dreams. When he discovers that the psychological origins of his Uromysotosis is that he is gay, he falls madly in love with superspaceboy and they form a band made of entirely of cowbells.

Pitch 2. Working Title: Three Men and a Poncho

Synopsis: When a super-typhoon is discovered 50 miles off the coast of England, Londoners find that their only way of avoiding total destruction is by wrapping Lleena in her poncho and hurling her into the sea to appease the Sea God. So they choose the three strongest men to do the damnable deed. Three men played by: 2the9s, 2teh9s, and 9sey.

Pitch 3. Working title: When Mods Attack!

Synopsis: Fed up with their non-paying, time-consuming efforts at bringning sense and sensibility to an internet website, the Prince.org mods band together, subject themselves to radiation, and form a team of super-mods. Thus begins their rampage as they ravage the countryside deleting street sign left and right with their laser vision.

Pitch 4. Working title: klhk does Dallas

Synopsis: klhk does Dallas.

Pitch 6. Behind the Green Door 2005, with Maria VodkaTits

Synopsis: Alarmed at the increasing number of sex threads on the Org, Maria VodkaTits decides to strike back by injecting a little humor into the mix. Unfortunately, no one reads her thread and it sinks to hell. Starring: lilmissmissy.

Pitch 7. Night Of The Dumb-Ass Threads

I'm thinking this could be a franchise, actually.

Episode III – Revenge of the Lisps

His entire well groomed life, his well meaning separatist movement, indeed his entire efforts for the last 20 years was farce—pure farce. Count ReturnofDooku knelt down before the young Jedi, now without any hands facing his nemesis. “Kill Him” Grand Chancellor AndyKeen cries out. “Kill Him, Analbloqie”….

This story happened a long time ago..Nothing can change it. All the events unfolding before you now have long come to pass. Darth Sosgemini, Princess PopRocks, and all that is evil in the galaxy will finally have their day…

But there is still hope. There is still hope for the republic….zelaira.

AsianBomb777 said:

i want a JarJarBomb777 action figure!!!

Anxiety said:

We've spent all our marketing efforts on Anxiety the Hutt.

AsianBomb777 said:

does that mean i get to see you in a metal bikini?

Working Title: GlenGarry GlenP0p

Synopsis:A group of frustrated real estate salesmen face a trying night when it is discovered that a theft has ocurred in the office. Starring: Jack LemonP0P, Al PaP0Po, Kevin SpaceyP0P, Alan Arkp0p, and Alec Baldp0p. Directed by David Mametp0p.

Anxiety said:

Dick tease.

Anxiety said:

No honey! That will be me... and with the moustache!!

AsianBomb777 said:

You mean Gooey Skywalker!

HamsterHuey said:

Now, you're HAM Solo---He had chest hair.

Working Title: Futurama: The Movie!

Synopsis: Based on the popular television series, this movies continues the adventures of your favorite Futurama characters. Starring jayardee as Fry, charlottegellin as Leela, and in a special appearance, TheFrog as Bender! (althom didn't make the cut! Ooohhhh!)







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Working Title: New Jack City!

Synopsis: A bunch of putzes jack my thread. Starring: cynthiasocks, Hamster, ab, and Anxiety.

Million Dollar Booty:


Pornographic parady of oscar award winning movie “Million Dollar Baby” staring KHLK and a all star porn cast of MASSIVELY underwhelming PENILE lightweights. See these gentlemen, hung like house mice, take on this willing and able temptress in seen after UNSAFE condom free scene oozing sex. Starrring Fauxie, 2the9s, Anxiety, Althom, JerseyKRS, cborgman, and thesexofit. Narratted by Natisse.

Working Title: Kung Fu Hustle 2: Misha's Revenge

Synopsis:asianboi777 plays a dodgy photoshop guy who pursues msmisha around the internet singing her praises. The pursuit takes them from the P&R forum, to Music: Non-Prince and back again.

When he finally catches up with her, she kicks him square in the nuts.

2the9s said:

ASS!

Working Title: House

Milty stars as a guy who abandons his humdrum job as a daytrader to pursue his life-long dream to build a house where all the Orgers can live in peace and harmony, newbies included. But he never really gets around to it, and it's not really his idea anyway. You would think that if it was his idea he would get off his ass and do it. But he doesn't and won't. So it probably wasn't his idea. I'm just sayin'.

CynthiasSocks said:

ooh!

only if we can help klhk do dallas.

Working Title: Misery

Synopsis Starring: FreeSpirit. Despite all of her emoticons and warm smiles, FreeSpirit kidnaps Orgers and ties them down to her bed, where she abuses them and sledgehammers their legs until they subject themselves to her charm. Based on a true story.

Working Title: The Nutty Professor

Synopsis: Starring 2the9s. Follows the amusing yet demented journey of a washed up college professor who, after inhaling too many fumes from his ripple collection, goes on an underpant sniffing rampage through the college campas. When the judge finds him criminally insane he undergoes intense pyschopherapy where it is discovered that he has multiple personalities but all of them are dull.

bkw said:

Will that be released in a wide-screen edition?

Working Title: Sin City: When Assclowns Invade

alternate working title: Send in the Assclowns.

Synopsis: A tragic tale of a young man who can't start a decent thread to save his life. He tries and he tries only to be ridiculed again and again. Finally in a fit of desperation, he paints his ass to look like a clown, posts a picture of it and calls it a thread. Oh, the humanity. Starring: Sinister as Bozo the assclown.

2the9s said:

Can I have Starkitty in this as well? She can be the girl who takes pity on me and actually posts something....or kick me in the groin and walk off...either or her apperance means box office gold!

Sinister said:

She's out of our pay grade.

Flat ass and Mr Pebbles

Alternate title: Flabby and his Tabby

Synopsis:A story of a flat ass man (2the9s) living in New York with his mangey cat solving mysteries and getting into comic hijinks because of his flabby fat ass. Whether it's getting his flabby ass caught in elevator doors, or his mangey cat being mistaken for a giant rat...Featuring Earnest Borgnine as "Gus" and Angela Lansbury as 9s love interest.

Sinister said: