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Thread started 04/24/05 1:46pm

jayaredee

UPDATE: klhk and I are ENGAGED

So last night i had a really weird dream.
It involved klhk as the topic title says.

Anyways in the dream we were having a meal at her dinner table, becuase she had invited me for dinner.
She was a damn good cook too. She had the skills to whip up whatever we were eating, which i can't remember.

I was sitting at one end, klhk at the other and her daughter at the side. all i remember was staring at her breasts during the whole meal.

She put her daughter to bed early and her daughter questioned as to why, but klhk was a strict mother and said, "do as your told."

Anyways me and klhk went to have a bath together. In the nice bubble bath we were drinking beer and got incredibly drunk. I then proceeded to make bath love to her. I was grinding her so fast and hard that the bathwater started to overflow all over the floor.

Then she got extremely pissed that i made such a big mess, and got out and started to mop the floor, as i lay in the bath upset that i fucked up my first and most likely my last.
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Reply #1 posted 04/24/05 1:47pm

shausler

LMAO
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Reply #2 posted 04/24/05 3:20pm

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disbelief
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Reply #3 posted 04/24/05 3:24pm

klhk

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jayaredee said:

So last night i had a really weird dream.
It involved klhk as the topic title says.

Anyways in the dream we were having a meal at her dinner table, becuase she had invited me for dinner.
She was a damn good cook too. She had the skills to whip up whatever we were eating, which i can't remember.

I was sitting at one end, klhk at the other and her daughter at the side. all i remember was staring at her breasts during the whole meal.

She put her daughter to bed early and her daughter questioned as to why, but klhk was a strict mother and said, "do as your told."

Anyways me and klhk went to have a bath together. In the nice bubble bath we were drinking beer and got incredibly drunk. I then proceeded to make bath love to her. I was grinding her so fast and hard that the bathwater started to overflow all over the floor.

Then she got extremely pissed that i made such a big mess, and got out and started to mop the floor, as i lay in the bath upset that i fucked up my first and most likely my last.





oh jayaredee!!! kisses

do u have some kind of sixth sence? I do hate water on my bathroom floor! And I would have mopped it up IMMEDIATELY....and then commence to our bath tub love making!



U are so smart!!!!


kisses
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Reply #4 posted 04/24/05 3:47pm

OnionJuice

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Aw, get a room!






























A chat room. wink
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Reply #5 posted 04/24/05 3:47pm

AsianBomb777

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Reply #6 posted 04/24/05 3:51pm

klhk

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leave this thread!!!!! mad
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Reply #7 posted 04/24/05 3:52pm

AsianBomb777

klhk said:

leave this thread!!!!! mad



disbelief x 10,000,000,000,000 to the 100th power.

YOU NEED JESUS
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Reply #8 posted 04/24/05 3:59pm

klhk

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jayaredee!!!! Please come back!!!! Resuce me, JD!!!!


Everyone is beating up on me!!! They are jealous of our LOVE!!! heart


Little do they know, our LOVE is REAL!!!! We have never met but we still interact though our pychic powers! We touch each other in our dreams every night!! JD.....come back!!!!!


LOG ON!!!! LOG ON!!!!!

kisses
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Reply #9 posted 04/24/05 4:15pm

OnionJuice

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klhk said:

leave this thread!!!!! mad


OKAY, EVERYBODY! Lets leave this thread and let these two cyber-lovebirds have forum sex.


Caps Lock On = Condom
Caps Lock Off - No Condom
F1 - F12 = Various positions
SPACE BACK - Stroking
TAB = faster
TAB + Shift = slower
Shift = on top/bottom
Left = means left
Right = means right
Up = means up
Down = going downtown
Insert = put in it
Backspace = take it out
Up = turn the music
Down = turn down the music
Home = who's crib
Delete = forget about your other boy/girlfriend
1 - infinite = degrees of the positions
A - Z = talk dirty & role play
CTRL+ATL+ENTER = Orgasm
Esc = change your mind (or punk out)
End = the morning after


Y'all have fun.
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Reply #10 posted 04/24/05 4:19pm

klhk

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OnionJuice said:

klhk said:

leave this thread!!!!! mad


OKAY, EVERYBODY! Lets leave this thread and let these two cyber-lovebirds have forum sex.


Caps Lock On = Condom
Caps Lock Off - No Condom
F1 - F12 = Various positions
SPACE BACK - Stroking
TAB = faster
TAB + Shift = slower
Shift = on top/bottom
Left = means left
Right = means right
Up = means up
Down = going downtown
Insert = put in it
Backspace = take it out
Up = turn the music
Down = turn down the music
Home = who's crib
Delete = forget about your other boy/girlfriend
1 - infinite = degrees of the positions
A - Z = talk dirty & role play
CTRL+ATL+ENTER = Orgasm
Esc = change your mind (or punk out)
End = the morning after


Y'all have fun.







You would know, huh? I'm sure that's all the sex u ever get...seeing as U look like Big Shirley from "What's Happening"
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Reply #11 posted 04/24/05 4:40pm

OnionJuice

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klhk said:

You would know, huh? I'm sure that's all the sex u ever get...seeing as U look like Big Shirley from "What's Happening"


Yeah I would know since I know what lil horny nerds like you like.

I have real sex, then I translate the experience it into web-eroticism for your self-pleasure while your sitting behind your computer. Im not like you though, I dont make threads talkin about how horny I am and about how I love sex. You're a nun, I can tell.

And how many times are you gonna say use that same joke about Big Shirley (R.I.P.). We never even met before, remember?

But anyway, Im out. Do your thing, sport. wink
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Reply #12 posted 04/24/05 8:33pm

klhk

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OnionJuice said:

klhk said:

You would know, huh? I'm sure that's all the sex u ever get...seeing as U look like Big Shirley from "What's Happening"


Yeah I would know since I know what lil horny nerds like you like.

I have real sex, then I translate the experience it into web-eroticism for your self-pleasure while your sitting behind your computer. Im not like you though, I dont make threads talkin about how horny I am and about how I love sex. You're a nun, I can tell.

And how many times are you gonna say use that same joke about Big Shirley (R.I.P.). We never even met before, remember?

But anyway, Im out. Do your thing, sport. wink







HA!!! your silliness entertains me.....
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Reply #13 posted 04/24/05 9:21pm

shausler

there is no way that you had a dream abut klhk

rapid eye movement does not move that fast


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Reply #14 posted 04/24/05 9:33pm

Nikster

AsianBomb777 said:

klhk said:

leave this thread!!!!! mad



disbelief x 10,000,000,000,000 to the 100th power.

YOU NEED JESUS



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Reply #15 posted 04/24/05 11:08pm

OnionJuice

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klhk said:

OnionJuice said:



Yeah I would know since I know what lil horny nerds like you like.

I have real sex, then I translate the experience it into web-eroticism for your self-pleasure while your sitting behind your computer. Im not like you though, I dont make threads talkin about how horny I am and about how I love sex. You're a nun, I can tell.

And how many times are you gonna say use that same joke about Big Shirley (R.I.P.). We never even met before, remember?

But anyway, Im out. Do your thing, sport. wink




HA!!! your silliness entertains me.....


That ain't what you tell me on them private orgnotes you be sending me.

But, like I said, whatever helps you masterbate...
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Reply #16 posted 04/24/05 11:44pm

klhk

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OnionJuice said:

klhk said:





HA!!! your silliness entertains me.....


That ain't what you tell me on them private orgnotes you be sending me.

But, like I said, whatever helps you masterbate...




dude, whatever!!! You can keep the BS to yourself! I'm no longer paying attention to you! rolleyes
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Reply #17 posted 04/25/05 12:04am

OnionJuice

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klhk said:

OnionJuice said:



That ain't what you tell me on them private orgnotes you be sending me.

But, like I said, whatever helps you masterbate...




dude, whatever!!! You can keep the BS to yourself! I'm no longer paying attention to you! rolleyes


Then why do you keep responding to me? There you go again contradicting yourself again. I can definately tell you're a gemini. biggrin
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Reply #18 posted 04/25/05 11:12am

jayaredee

KLHK

Im sorry that these idiots attacked you. They're jealous of our love

kisses

Honey, it won't happen again. I had to study for exams all day yesterday.
Soon my school will be done and then it'll be you and me klhk.
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Reply #19 posted 04/25/05 2:12pm

klhk

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jayaredee said:

KLHK

Im sorry that these idiots attacked you. They're jealous of our love

kisses

Honey, it won't happen again. I had to study for exams all day yesterday.
Soon my school will be done and then it'll be you and me klhk.





Oh, jayaredee!!!! I'm so happy u r back!! Oinionjuice harassed me all day yesterday! But you are here to protect me now, and that makes me happy!


I love you always! heart kisses
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Reply #20 posted 04/25/05 2:16pm

shausler

LMAO
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Reply #21 posted 04/25/05 2:23pm

jayaredee

klhk
I only come to this site for YOU

Cause i love you and there's no other reason for me to be here but you klhk.

You're my life, my soul and you make my spirit whole.

Our love klhk, is something other's can't understand.

But it doesn't matter as long as we understand our love. THat's all that matters. You and Me klhk, you and me.

I'll love you forever klhk, to this i promise.

kisses
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Reply #22 posted 04/25/05 2:28pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

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LMAO


He didn't steal it he smashed it. lol
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Reply #23 posted 04/25/05 2:43pm

klhk

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jayaredee said:

klhk
I only come to this site for YOU

Cause i love you and there's no other reason for me to be here but you klhk.

You're my life, my soul and you make my spirit whole.

Our love klhk, is something other's can't understand.

But it doesn't matter as long as we understand our love. THat's all that matters. You and Me klhk, you and me.

I'll love you forever klhk, to this i promise.

kisses



batting eyes







Um..... hrmph I was thinking about something all day yesterday, jayaredee.

Um.... hrmph well...it's nothing easy to say...but I feel like the time is right and I hope you feel the same way. hrmph Anyway's....well, um...I was hoping you were ready, as I am , to take our relationship to another level.




Well, jayaredee, Will you marry me?



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Reply #24 posted 04/25/05 2:46pm

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i LOVE this place woot!

who needs soaps when you got the org ??? nuts
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love is a gift heart

an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby....
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Reply #25 posted 04/25/05 2:51pm

jayaredee

klhk said:

jayaredee said:

klhk
I only come to this site for YOU

Cause i love you and there's no other reason for me to be here but you klhk.

You're my life, my soul and you make my spirit whole.

Our love klhk, is something other's can't understand.

But it doesn't matter as long as we understand our love. THat's all that matters. You and Me klhk, you and me.

I'll love you forever klhk, to this i promise.

kisses



batting eyes







Um..... hrmph I was thinking about something all day yesterday, jayaredee.

Um.... hrmph well...it's nothing easy to say...but I feel like the time is right and I hope you feel the same way. hrmph Anyway's....well, um...I was hoping you were ready, as I am , to take our relationship to another level.




Well, jayaredee, Will you marry me?







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cry
cry



klhk, no one has ever loved me in my life the way you love me. And quite frankly i have never loved anyone the way i love you.

YES KLHK

YES

I will marry you.

Our souls were meant to be one.

you and me together.

I love you so much klhk:


kisses
kisses
kisses
kisses
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Reply #26 posted 04/25/05 3:03pm

klhk

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jayaredee said:

klhk said:




batting eyes







Um..... hrmph I was thinking about something all day yesterday, jayaredee.

Um.... hrmph well...it's nothing easy to say...but I feel like the time is right and I hope you feel the same way. hrmph Anyway's....well, um...I was hoping you were ready, as I am , to take our relationship to another level.




Well, jayaredee, Will you marry me?







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cry
cry



klhk, no one has ever loved me in my life the way you love me. And quite frankly i have never loved anyone the way i love you.

YES KLHK

YES

I will marry you.

Our souls were meant to be one.

you and me together.

I love you so much klhk:


kisses
kisses
kisses
kisses
kisses




woot! dancing jig


OH, JD!! I love you!!! I love you!!!!! kiss2


Our LOVE is like magic and soon we will be married!!!



Oh jayaredee!!!! U have made me the happiest girl in General Discussion!


woot! kisses
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Reply #27 posted 04/25/05 3:06pm

Rebeljuice

Hey guys... Is you pee blue?
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Reply #28 posted 04/25/05 3:10pm

brownsugar

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Reply #29 posted 04/25/05 3:11pm

jayaredee

klhk i have a question:


I know you're already a mom and it is hard taking care of an active daughter.

But

I want you to be the mother of my child. Will you? pray

I pray you'll say yes, i want to make a baby with you klhk, that will share our like minds.
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