TheFrog said:

Hey frog, life is like waiting to use a toilet when u don't actually need to go, u agree?

thesexofit said:

uh...not really, no.

TheFrog said:

i see cloudy is front of the Q
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TheFrog said:

U have been cursed.

Alcop0p said:

I may be a ladyboy but...Im a lesbian Ladyboy

TheFrog said:

Life is like standing - If you go weak at the knees you fall over. Therefore, don’t ever let the knees of life go weak. How are your knees of life? Find them a little creaky? Do they click every time you make that extra push?

Do not fear! I have the answer. Just buy my book “The Knee-brace of Life” for $68.99 and I will guarantee that your knees of life will never buckle again. Plus I will throw in a bonus pocket book – “Pyjamas at bedtime” for half price!

But be quick! Only several hundred thousand copies left!

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

will you be my girlfriend?

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Funnily enough, I have a book out about that. Its called "lady love - the fool of manhood".

Rebeljuice said:

OMG U read my mind. Genius. My dear friend ayatollah will not curse u.


(I got a hamstring from running last week. )

Rebeljuice said:

Funnily enough here is THE theory or art behind the "madness"

As u r standing wating for a piss (this is ladies of course but that does not mattter) u ask urself "y am i here"

Y am I here indeed.

Thats so deep I amaze myself. The solution to why am i here cannot be answered but u know I suck.

thesexofit said:

Quick! Write a book before someone steals that pondurous question and turns into plagearism... But mate, use a spell checker on the word plagearism as it doesnt look right...

y'all need jesus



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LadyB0yCabDriver said:

How gay is that? Write proper, fool.

If she cheated it would be over. No second chances.

If I found out she had been with a lot of guys it would be over.

If she started letting herself go like getting fat or something.

A too needy woman would be kicked to the curb.

A woman with bad table manners like talking with her mouth full or crunching food really loud. I would not be able to take that for long.

If she started to try and change me she would be gone.

also don't forgetthis one: cause u have jealous friends who can't stand to see you with someone successful cause they have nobody and they are not going to ever have anyone. To me Friends are one of the biggest reasons why relationships flter.

EvilWhiteBagel said:

tell that 2 Prince FOOL...the fool who's website U joined..dick

Infidelity - Cant stress that one enuff!!!!! I am not one to cheat and I NEVER have and NEVER will. I'm just too damn lazy and it hurts too damn much!

Repeated attempts to change my person - I am who I am and I ain't gonna change cuz U say so. I change cuz I say so.

Disrespect - I have respectable friends...if U constantly disrespect them unnecessarily, ur'e disrespecting me...and I'm out. As well if U force me to decide between U and my friends.

Drug Abuse - Drug use I don't mind at all and encourage to a small degree. But abuse is not wanted and is not attractive at all. I ain't gonna be the one stuck up under a stairwell with U somewhere shootin heroine up my arm. AIN'T gonna happen.

Infidelity - Cant stress that one enuff!!!!! I am not one to cheat and I NEVER have and NEVER will. I'm just too damn lazy.

did I say that one already. OOPS! It still stands!


Edit:
This is an attempt to get the thread back on track. Cuz I wanna see what people got to say
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1. She's evil

2. Bad communication

3. No manners/respect

4. Cheating

5. If she left me first.

SomeoneElse said:

I LOVE the last one....lol. Must maintain the upper hand!

20 + yrs with TR ...and i dont even have a # 1 for that list

1. liars

2. cheaters

3. users

4. noncomunicative

5. abusers

I left my boyfriend whe my doctor told me I had some nasty thing and I was not the one sleeping around. Ok, I was 20 at the time but I'm not wasn't used like that.

ella731 said:

i got 1-4.

do i qualify?

ella731 said:

if we could just add alcoholics and drug abusers to that.. i'll take that list

A girl left me once because she said I just wanted her for sex

(ha what a play on words with my av name )

1. Ignorance

2. Stupidity

3. Irresponsibility

4. Immaturity

5. Infidelity


I have high standards, I'm not going to lie. It is NOT easy to live with me.

YOU MUST BE PERFECT. GOT IT!!!?

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

finding a womem who doesnt nag is going to be DIFFICULT

amorbella said:

HAHAHA Especially when it's the GUY who is the reason the woman is nagging.