So U've been with ur lover 4 3 months...it's all good, he calls when he says he's gonna call and he can make U cum, laugh, happy and challenges ur mind..

But..

He farts in the bed n' leaves the toilet seat up


U've been with ur woman 4 3 months and she's gorgeous, a freak in the bed and even cooks U food Ur Mamma used 2 cook..

But..

She leaves her Knickers soaking in the bathroom sink and always has a cold in her throat (loud)


What r ur top 5 reasons 4 leaving a relationship..


Mine R,,

1. Cheatin'-a no-brainer

2. Not freaky enough- find some1 who is

3. Untidiness-No knickers left on kitchen floor please

4. Naggin'- Shut the fcuk up!

5. No ambition-She has 2 be goin' places..


[Edited 4/26/05 1:52am]

43 months? Damn! I don't have that kinda patience.

EvilWhiteBagel said:

4 3 months as in for three months

None really. If you love someone I will put up with a lot of their shit and I think most people do. It would have to be a combination of factors.

analbolique said:

Yeah I have to agree. Everything that is bad in the relationship just starts to accumulate and eventually one offhand comment or action will be the straw that finally breaks the camels back.

I leave when I find out that girl is a boring fucker who talks nothing but makeup and models all day.


I've never left of girl who was untidy or nags. But I do hate it when ur girl texts u all fucking day and says pointless shit like "how are u?" "u r coming round mine tonight?", "Iam thinking about u?" then followed by "where is my text?" etc.....this sorta thing has happened to quite annoying lenths a couple of times.

Even sexy texts get annoying. Like I got one once that was like "u were incredible last night. Iam all wet thinking about u. Iam dreaming of u fucking me on this desk at college.". Not very rude, but still, after a while, they lose steam.

thesexofit said:

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster said:

God, you're boring.

Cloudbuster said:

Tell me why I dont like mondays?

TheFrog said:

WOW. I never knew cloudhead loved politics?

Raine said:

TheFrog said:

Does cloudy send u pictures?

thesexofit said:

Yeah. Of your cock.

Cloudbuster said:

Cloudy has a x200 zoom feature, you see.

Cloudbuster said:

now a pic of Cloud's cock
would make me leave a relationship
[Edited 4/26/05 4:03am]

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Who the fuck are you?

or frog' s face

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

kiss my fine ass.

Cloudbuster said:

Ur daddy...Bitch

TheFrog said:

Only if u promise 2 wash it properly this time...remember the sweetcorn last time?...I do!

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Then you've been dead for 30 years. What's it like on the other side?

Cloudbuster said:

damn!

Cloudbuster said:

Fuck..2nd time in a month..

note 2 self stop cussin' folks parents

Don't worry about it.

Cloudbuster said:

nah, he should worry about it.

motherfucker did it to me too.


LadyBoy - you owe us both.

TheFrog said:

looks like the blowjobs are on ladyboy

Alcop0p said:

And thus the thread descended into chaos.