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Dumb things you've argued about. My ex and I had some real doozies when it came to dumbass things to argue about. It seems to me we rarely ever argued over anything of substance... usually do to his avoidance of such topics.
We once argued about whether a Greek urn on the cover of my Sophocles book had a phoenix on it or some other sort of mythical beast. We once argued over whether he cheated at keeping the score on Jeopardy. We once had an hour-long argument over whether or not Marvin Gaye sang "I can't wait for you to operate" or "I can't wait for you to ovulate" in the song "Sexual Healing." I will admit to being the wrong party in that instance. We argued over whether or not Beth Orton was a lesbian. I say yes, due to the following lyric: "...I can still smell you on my fingers, and taste you on my breath." Mmhmm. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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I had a T-shirt with a bulldog on the front in college that read "Do It Doggystyle" on the back....my girlfriend at that time hated it and we fought over it once and it got ugly...but we laughed afterwards. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I had an argument with a girlfriend over a headache.
I asked her if she felt ok or needed a tablet. She said she felt fine....so I said "cool!!! Then I guess you don't have a headache tonight?  "
She didn't find that funny.  | |
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althom said: I had an argument with a girlfriend over a headache.
I asked her if she felt ok or needed a tablet. She said she felt fine....so I said "cool!!! Then I guess you don't have a headache tonight? "
She didn't find that funny. Idiot!  | |
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damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: althom said: I had an argument with a girlfriend over a headache.
I asked her if she felt ok or needed a tablet. She said she felt fine....so I said "cool!!! Then I guess you don't have a headache tonight? "
She didn't find that funny. Idiot! That's what she said!!!!  | |
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althom said: damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: Idiot! That's what she said!!!! :reallywishesAlthomwouldstopcyringlikealittlegirl: [Edited 5/2/05 20:45pm] | |
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I argued over Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer....I was like "Ice is the realist bitch!" And my friend was like "can't touch this!" And I was like "you better recognize! Word to ya mother!" And he was like "Im 2 legit 2 quit! Pumps in da bump bitch!" So I said "Well Go ninja go ninja go! Yo VIP lets kick it!"
The debate continues till this day...  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: I argued over Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer....I was like "Ice is the realist bitch!" And my friend was like "can't touch this!" And I was like "you better recognize! Word to ya mother!" And he was like "Im 2 legit 2 quit! Pumps in da bump bitch!" So I said "Well Go ninja go ninja go! Yo VIP lets kick it!"
The debate continues till this day... ya both need ta check yo selves before you wreck yo selves..... | |
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damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: Sinister said: I argued over Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer....I was like "Ice is the realist bitch!" And my friend was like "can't touch this!" And I was like "you better recognize! Word to ya mother!" And he was like "Im 2 legit 2 quit! Pumps in da bump bitch!" So I said "Well Go ninja go ninja go! Yo VIP lets kick it!"
The debate continues till this day... ya both need ta check yo selves before you wreck yo selves..... Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health? clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: ya both need ta check yo selves before you wreck yo selves..... Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health?  | |
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my ex & i would argue about the cleaning of the ashtray
i would always ask him to empty it b4 coming to bed but oh no, full ashtray was always there in the morning - it stunk he didn't empty it because he reckons i stress about the little things, he was trying to teach me in letting go of the little irritations. He taught me well cause now he's gone  WHY SHOULD I DO THAT, WHEN I CAN DO THIS | |
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I can argue about almost anything 
my poor ex's 
actually lets reprase that before someone else does... my lucky ex's  [Edited 5/3/05 1:21am] | |
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