Does anybody ever watch those movies on Cinemax that come on around midnight? They are the cheesiest movies on the planet with the world's worst actors, but I find myself watchin' them whenever I get the chance.

I have to admit that I do: nod: I like Best Sex Ever, that's a good one right there

yep, that too. Haunting Desires isn't so bad either. It's a little more sensual.

I remember watching them when i still lived at home.

Are they still showing Lady Chatterly? i use to be all late at night hoping my mom wouldn't wake up and see me in the living room beating off to soft porn.

sinisterpentatonic said:

I don't think they are. But some movie called "Busty Cops" is always on. It's so corny.

AnckSuNamun said:

it may be corny but i'm sure by the end you're

sinisterpentatonic said:

you must get off easily.

AnckSuNamun said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

I'm just playin' I really do too.

AnckSuNamun said:

I KNEW IT!!

were britt ekland and elke somer the same person?

I remember back in the day The Movie Channel used to show some corny semi sex movies with terrible acting. It was like a whole thing and this guy from a trailer park (not literally) would tell you the body count and bobbie count on every flick. I also used to love the movies that USA used to show on their "Up All Night" block on weekends. They were T&A movies but sadly, without the T&A but they were still good and kind of hot. Very funny, sometimes intentionally. They showed the Troma movies. I remember thinking "Toxic Avenger" and things like that were the funniest things I'd ever seen. Wonder if that, and other USA type T&A movies are on DVD now? I remember one that had this nerd who found a genie bottle and she made him cool. It was pretty good (I know who I'm sounding like but I don't care).

On IMDB, some poeple posted a bunch of titles of movies that have appeared on there. Most of the sound like they were from Marilyn Chambers or are Chamber-esque....

Knockouts
Bufford's Beach Bunnies
Wimps
Assualt of the Party Nerds
Assualt of the Party Nerds 2
Virgin High
Sorority babes in the slimeball bowl-o-rama
bikini car wash company
bikini carwash company 2
sorority house party
nightmare sisters
killbots (aka chopping mall)
vice academy
vice academy 2
little devils (aka witch academy)
club fed
Hot Chili
Getting Lucky
Fraternity Vacation
Hamburger: The Motion Picture
Kentucky Fried Movie
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Return to Horror High
Cheerleader Camp

USA just sucks now! Why oh why don't they bring this back! It was always edited for nudity and langauge! And I'm sure these movies were dirt cheap yet to air still got an audience.
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those cinemax movies are quite dull, unoriginal(is porn evr really original anyway>) and pathetic. they always start out with some slutty girl named "amber" or "tiffany" or "missy good nipples" or some shit like that who sleeps with evry man in the entire low budget cast(meanwhile the story line is nowhere to be found, or in soneone's vagina) even though it's porn i mean c'mon the story has to ollow something, they can't just walk aroound gridning each other can they?? can they?????

Xavier23 said:

I don't know that I've ever had Cinemax long enough to actually see any of those flicks but I do remember "Red Shoe Diaries". Terrible! See, that's why the unedited "USA Up All Night" movies would. They were actually entertaining (often funny, whether they were comedy romps, semi-serious or thrillers).

Anxiety said:

I have no clue who they are.

Hullo..es Marrria...

i am a dick edit
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Xavier23 said:

oh they have plots.....I didn't say they were good plots though.

I used to watch Up All Night.....with Rhonda. I used to like her and how she used to say "Welcome back to USA's Up! all night". I can remember some of the damnest things. I used to watch it mainly for the cheap B-horror movies.

lilmissmissy said:

no you're not

AnckSuNamun said:

Just pretend orightz!!!

AnckSuNamun said:

I'm not sure now if some days it was Gilbert and some days it was her, or if Gilbert left but I loved both of them on her. Gilbert was hilarious (still is) and she was hot and kind of funny, too.

VinnyM27 said:

It took a while for Gilbert to grow on me. He's tolerable now, but at first he was annoying as hell. I just couldn't stand his voice and the way he used to scrunch up his face. I think Rhonda was the host first and then Gilbert replaced her.

AnckSuNamun said:

I actually started looking up things on the show and she said she was there from 1991 until 1998 when they cancelled it (she said the network was going through major changes and I would say not for the better...Adam Sandler movies are nice but an entire cable channel devoted to them?).

AnckSuNamun said:

Them movies are wack as hell.

MsLegs said:

I don't really watch SkinAMax

NakedSaxPlayer said:

Skinamax or Sinamax. Both are fitting titles. Do they air any good theatrical releases or goes HBO and Showtime grab all those up. I see even the older movies on HBO and am jealous as hell, even though I could rent them for barely anything (but why rent something you've seen...). Do they even attempt original programming?

MsLegs said:

which means you watch them?

VinnyM27 said:

I know, I love Billy Madison and all, but how many times can a network air it. I might just have to start doing my own Up All Night and just rent a bunch of cheesy camp/ b-horrors one weekend.

VinnyM27 said:

WHOA there... kentucky fried movie is GREAT

and its NOT soft porn...