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JDINTERACTIVE said: you go to sleep afterwards? even if its a romp in the middle of the afternoon? | |
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ella731 said: JDINTERACTIVE said: you go to sleep afterwards? even if its a romp in the middle of the afternoon? You should know. | |
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I didn't have sex recently
I can't remember [Edited 4/25/05 13:38pm] The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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One time right after we both came, she handed me a piece of tissue and told me to be sure I lock her front. I felt so used. Onion Juice appears courtesy of Streethop.com | |
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eh.. well..
to borrow from that well known sports expression "to leave everything on the field".. I basically "leave it all in the bed" (or on the kitchen counter, or in the shower, or "where ever") as such, not being sufficiently "coherent" to form complete sentences, I prefer to reach over to the cd player, push "play" & have the following song ooooze out of the speakers : "let's do it again" by The Staple Singers Sometimes the rain groovin’ when I hear the sound like you and me, baby gettin’ down with the sounds around oh, the smell of the mornin’ flowers as we pass away the hours I wanna do it again, do it again do it (Do it) Let’s do it in the mornin’ sweet breeze in the summer time feeling your sweet face all laid up next to mine sweet love in the midnight good sleep, come mornin’ light no worries ‘bout nothin’ just gettin’ good, just gettin’ good just gettin’ good love Do it, do it again do it again (Do it) do it Now I like you, lady so fine with your pretty hair if you don’t mind my compliments just diggin’ on the clothes you wear I'm just a man now don't you fear I can love you now I brought you here I wanna do it again (Do it) [Do it, do it] I wanna do it again hm.. that lazy, rolling.. SEXY bassline.. I'll see you tonight..
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Can we watch 'The Simpsons" now?
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I usually paraphrase a line from a favorite episode of "The Tom Green Show":
"Man, that was the best sex I've ever had. You're so good at sex, (insert name)." If the girl I'm with has a wacky sense of humor (usually a prerequisite before I'll fuck her), I'll sometimes say "Man, you're even better than your sister." | |
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OnionJuice said: One time right after we both came, she handed me a piece of tissue and told me to be sure I lock her front. I felt so used.
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i'm hungry, lets order some food. | |
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"That'll be $50 bucks." | |
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AsianBomb777 said: "That'll be $50 bucks."
~burst of laughter~ | |
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got any koolaid? | |
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Get the fuck out! (As I am walking naked to the front door to throw his shit outside) Naw, you can't have a wash rag! You sorry fuck! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Get the fuck out! (As I am walking naked to the front door to throw his shit outside) Naw, you can't have a wash rag! You sorry fuck!
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'Sup.' | |
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Have none of you got any manners
you should be saying thankyou I'm lolly "borrowing" an account | |
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I'm lolly "borrowing" an account | |
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shykitty said: Have none of you got any manners
you should be saying thankyou For what? My bad, are you refering to if it was good sex? Please clarify. That is a whole entirely different thread! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Get the fuck out! (As I am walking naked to the front door to throw his shit outside) Naw, you can't have a wash rag! You sorry fuck!
Go momma!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: shykitty said: Have none of you got any manners
you should be saying thankyou For what? My bad, are you refering to if it was good sex? Please clarify. That is a whole entirely different thread! thankyou for hurrying up and getting the fuck away from me thankyou for making me scream thankyou for not leaving me handcuffed to the bed while you bugger off round the pub thankyou for leaving the tv on so I could at least have some entertainment thankyou for the best sex ever thankyou for not painting the ceiling like i asked you too months ago at least i can pick out pretty patterns thankyou for being you thankyou for not being my husband thankyou for ermmm I'm sure i could go on grrr you/I edit [Edited 4/25/05 15:35pm] I'm lolly "borrowing" an account | |
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shykitty said: thankyou for ermmm I'm sure i could go on
i like that one. | |
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testicleman said: shykitty said: thankyou for ermmm I'm sure i could go on
i like that one. just the one I'm lolly "borrowing" an account | |
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shykitty said: testicleman said: i like that one. just the one well no. some of the others were good too - some...uh...not so good. | |
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testicleman said: shykitty said: just the one well no. some of the others were good too - some...uh...not so good. I'm lolly "borrowing" an account | |
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Seven
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ShySlantedEye1 said: Get the fuck out! (As I am walking naked to the front door to throw his shit outside) Naw, you can't have a wash rag! You sorry fuck!
Go momma!!!!! Hi Miguel! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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shykitty said: testicleman said: well no. some of the others were good too - some...uh...not so good. the fuck is wrong now? | |
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