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Exploding Frogs This was taken from Shortnews, poor frogs! Apparently they have feelings too...
"Exploding Toads Concern Experts Up to a thousand toads have died as a result of a strange phenomenon gripping the Altona district of Hamburg, Germany - the amphibians swell up to over three times their normal size and then explode, propelling their entrails a metre into the air. The 'pond of death' where the toads reside has been declared a no-go zone, with a biologist visiting the area and examining them between the hours of 2.00 and 3.00am - the peak time for the amphibians to go pop. Experts can only guess at what might be causing the ghastly demise of the toads, with a virus or fungus being suspected. Another apparent explanation is that crows are attacking the colony and literally scaring them to death." | |
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dear god no!  | |
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i was going to start a thread about this.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: i was going to start a thread about this.
no! you orgnote ME $1,000,000.  | |
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TheFrogSpawn said:
dear god no! You're next!  | |
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frog I know where you can take your next vacation
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TheFrogSpawn said: sinisterpentatonic said: i was going to start a thread about this.
no! you orgnote ME $1,000,000. like i said, 'You're NEXT!"  | |
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ella731 said: frog I know where you can take your next vacation
same place as you? next door's garbage can?  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: TheFrogSpawn said: no! you orgnote ME $1,000,000. like i said, 'You're NEXT!"  | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: ella731 said: frog I know where you can take your next vacation
same place as you? next door's garbage can? oh poppycock  | |
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ella731 said: TheFrogSpawn said: same place as you? next door's garbage can? oh poppycock | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: sinisterpentatonic said: like i said, 'You're NEXT!"  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: TheFrogSpawn said:  I'd like to take this opportunity which Prince.org has kindly given me (although it has nothing to do with the subject of this thread) to announce that i finally lost my "bovine virginity" yesterday evening, and it was everything i had hoped for, and more.  i'm very happy for you.  | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: sinisterpentatonic said: I'd like to take this opportunity which Prince.org has kindly given me (although it has nothing to do with the subject of this thread) to announce that i finally lost my "bovine virginity" yesterday evening, and it was everything i had hoped for, and more. i'm very happy for you.  | |
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ella731 said: TheFrogSpawn said: i'm very happy for you.  i was wearing a cow-suit. | |
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Tom said: This was taken from Shortnews, poor frogs! Apparently they have feelings too...
"Exploding Toads Concern Experts Up to a thousand toads have died as a result of a strange phenomenon gripping the Altona district of Hamburg, Germany - the amphibians swell up to over three times their normal size and then explode, propelling their entrails a metre into the air. The 'pond of death' where the toads reside has been declared a no-go zone, with a biologist visiting the area and examining them between the hours of 2.00 and 3.00am - the peak time for the amphibians to go pop. Experts can only guess at what might be causing the ghastly demise of the toads, with a virus or fungus being suspected. Another apparent explanation is that crows are attacking the colony and literally scaring them to death."  I love frogs (toads too). Those poor things, I hope they can figure out why this is happening.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: ella731 said: i was wearing a cow-suit. | |
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psychodelicide said: I love frogs (toads too). Those poor things, I hope they can figure out why this is happening.
(reminiscing about his weekend trip to Germany) Here Frog. Eat this!
(packing for the UK) | |
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PANDURITO said: psychodelicide said: I love frogs (toads too). Those poor things, I hope they can figure out why this is happening.
(reminiscing about his weekend trip to Germany) Here Frog. Eat this!
(packing for the UK)  | |
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ella731 said: TheFrogSpawn said: your mouth looks funny. try smiling, like this:  | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: ella731 said: your mouth looks funny. try smiling, like this:
your such a twat | |
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ella731 said: TheFrogSpawn said: your mouth looks funny. try smiling, like this:
your such a twat notice I didnt say the other "T" word  | |
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ella731 said: ella731 said:
your such a twat notice I didnt say the other "T" word that's because you're stupid and you've forgotten what it is. | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: ella731 said: notice I didnt say the other "T" word that's because Im stupid and Ive forgotten what it is. well ill remind you tithead  | |
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ella731 said: TheFrogSpawn said: i'm broke.  any money-saving ideas? poop in your underwear and sell your toilet.
I've been doing it for years - at first it was for the money, but now i just do it for fun.  oooookay then. | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: ella731 said: poop in your underwear and sell your toilet.
I've been doing it for years - at first it was for the money, but now i just do it for fun. oooookay then. 
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PANDURITO said: psychodelicide said: I love frogs (toads too). Those poor things, I hope they can figure out why this is happening.
(reminiscing about his weekend trip to Germany) Here Frog. Eat this!
(packing for the UK)  Not nice!  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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TheFrogSpawn said:
dear god no! I thought you looked fat. | |
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Spookymuffin said: TheFrogSpawn said:
dear god no! I thought you looked phat. respect, benjamin. you can be in me crew.  | |
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