The weekend has passed. It flew by barely noticed. Now I sit back at work feeling sleepy and unmotivated and think, what the fuck did I atually do this weekend? I conclude that I had no sex.

So, how was your weekend? And more importantly, did you get laid?

It was a really quiet weekend for me. I did go out to the pub on Friday and smoked a couple of joints. I had a curry too. I was working both on Saturday and Sunday.

No, I didn't get laid.

ermmm

I got drunk quite alot, got thrown out of a bar, spent too much money

I had a mental health training course on saturday

I didn't get enough sleep

kinda crap to be honest, I hate weekends

weekend was nice ...

and yes, yes i did

Mach said:

Go on say it.

I worked all weekend!

LMAO

shausler said:

WTF is wrong with you?

i had a very busy weekend, and i'm totally fucking knackered, to be honest.

And now it's raining like a bitch, after 2 days of glorious sunshine.

TheFrog said:

TheFrog said:

Really? where u live? In good ol' norfolk sun is shining. Hey I got my stripey shorts on! Shorts rule.

TheFrog said:

The same here!

Saurday afternoon I went shopping and found some cute shoes and a pair of jeans. Which is odd, as I don't really wear jeans.
Saturday night I went to my friend Chanti's 30th birthday party. He rented out the Caterpillar Lounge, which is the back bar of a fabulous thai restaurant. There was yummy food and cocktails and a DJ and loads of people, many were old friends I hadn't seen in a long time so it was quite a fun night.
Sunday I had my hair done. We spent 3 hours coloring and cutting and whatnot and to me my hair is completely different yet I realize the casual observer will be able to tell I got a trim and refreshed the color, but not much else.

Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

i'm in london right now.

Cheek said:

make it better, cheeky!

TheFrog said:

What an odd thing to say?

thesexofit said:

nah - in the real world, fella, people talk like me.

thesexofit said:

oh yeah, you're right.

i meant to reply to your question.

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster said:

(why do the keep moving to the left? )

TheFrog said:

I think I need a bottle of red wine to feel better!

TheFrog said:

Good point Anyway, u gonna answer or should I wait until tuesday?

thesexofit said:

No point waiting until Tuesday, when it's blatant to everyone that the world is ending on Monday.

"Cheers!"

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster said:

what is your sig?

Cloudbuster said:

Christopher said:

Kate Bush - There Goes A Tenner


Okay, remember.
Okay, remember
That we have just allowed
Half an hour
To get in, do it, and get out.
The sense of adventure
Is changing to danger.
The signal has been given.
I go in.
The crime begins.
My excitement
Turns into fright.
All my words fade.
What am I gonna say?
Mustn't give the game away.
We're waiting.
We're waiting.
We're waiting.
We got the job sussed.
This shop's shut for business.
The lookout has parked the car,
But kept the engine running.
Three beeps means trouble's coming.
I hope you remember
To treat the gelignite tenderly for me.
I'm having dreams about things
Not going right.
Let's leave in plenty of time tonight.
Both my partners
Act like actors:
You are Bogart,
He is George Raft,
That leaves Cagney and me.
(What about Edward G.?)
We're waiting.
We're waiting.
We're waiting.
You blow the safe up.
Then all I know is I wake up,
Covered in rubble. One of the rabble
Needs mummy.
(What's all this then?)
The government will never find the money.
(What's all this then?)
I've been here all day,
(What have you been doing all day?)
A star in strange ways.
Apart from a photograph
They'll get nothing from me,
Not until they let me see my solicitor.
Ooh, I remember
That rich, windy weather
When you would carry me,
Pockets floating
In the breeze.
Ooh, there goes a tenner.
Hey, look! There's a fiver.
There's a ten-shilling note.
Remember them?
That's when we used to vote for him.

I went to a small bar called Bar Vinyl in Camden on Saturday night... Took copious amounts of illigal substances... But could not pull. The juice just wasnt flowing the way it normally does...

Hey! No one has said whether they got laid or not!