I'm getting a bit fed up with being single and seeing everyone else happy with a significant other. So like the shallow idiot loser that I am, I am looking to all you strangers for advice. What should I do?

Go out with your friends, go out by yourself... enjoy life, but, whatever you do, don't go out with the intentions of finding yourself a girlfriend or trying to hook-up. Just let it happen.

Just my advice...

NWF said:

Well, first of all,if you consider yourself a "shallow idiot loser." the chicks will, too. So go out tonight, call yourself THE MAN and tackle all the chicks waitin' for ya! "It's Gonna be a Beautiful Night!", Prince, 87'

AzureStarr said:

Excellent advice.

for NWF.

I'll be your girlfriend, guy. I mean, why not? I got dumped in January. We can listen to Morrissey together.

NWF said:

dude, I hear ya! One thing I know is that when you get to know a girl you like, don't force her, just overwhelm her.....works for me! And then work on the rest!

No you don't.

abierman said:

yea....cause u might find one with good jugs!!!

sexinthesummer said:

exactly, life is simpler than you think.....

AzureStarr said:

I've been told that.

psychodelicide said:

Nero said:

Morrissey/Prince fan, eh?

orgnotes are welcome.

NWF said:

If celibacy is good enough for Morrissey, why not you?

What quality of girlfriend are you looking for? To get a hot high quality girlfriend you have to have your sh*t together. A nice car, money, good future. And a big ego would help. Most women love that.

If you want a plain jane or average looking girlfriend it shouldn't be too hard. Just put yourself out there where single women are and don't try to hard.

If it does not work then try and make a deal with a single good looking female friend to be your fu*k buddy.

Have you tried Ebay? they come with their own Time machines you know. Very handy for those moments when she asks you, "does my bum look big in this,? If you say yes, and all hell is about to break loose, just jump into the time machine and bobs yer uncle!

Lleena said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

AzureStarr said:

First advice is immediately the best.

On the other hand a lot of couples just look happy from the outside and a far. Other than the sex (if she is good in bed), being in a relationship is not easy. I have a friend who was looking and looking for a girlfriend and finally got one and and now he is getting worn out from all the respnsibility and lack of privacy that is involved with having one. She always likes to know where he is and what he's doing. Always wants to talk to him on the phone before they go to bed at night. He has a lot less time to spend with his male friends and has to pretend to like her female friends.

Maybe you should appreciate the freedom you have. It's better than being whipped.

NWF said:

you can't be happy WITH a significant other until you are happy with yourself

so... i would work on that "shallow idiot looser that you are"

and turn him into a deep intelligent winner .... 1st



only one that can make you truely happy is yourself, any partner just magnifys what you yourself are ...








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Mach said:

You don't have to be deep and intelligent to get women. Just being a winner will do it.

Spats said:

Good point.

CarolineP said:

How yooouuuuu doing?

Mach said:

Bravo.

But really, it would be nice to have someone with whom I can share my life and help me overcome struggles. I would like a woman to be more than just a piece of ass and a pretty smile. I need inspiration, I need strength, I need encouragement, dammit!

Dook is the answer to all your prayers.

EvilWhiteBagel said:

Dook is not a fucking girl!







NEXT!!!!!

NWF said:

Not fucking, no. That was the point.

EvilWhiteBagel said:

ohmigod! Who's EWB?