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PrintableThis is highly humorous.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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this type sexual disaster can be QUITE painful  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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I dont think that has EVER happened to me
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I accidentally got some of my own in my eye once and I can say it burns like a muthafukka!! [Edited 4/25/05 8:46am] | |
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analbolique said: I accidentally got some of my own in my eye once and I can see it burns like a muthafukka!!
the burning is INCREDIBLE.. then you sit back and think of what the job of the sperm is to begin with... they are designed to break into a womans egg .... their dumb ass gets in there, and i can just picture it, all of them attacking the poor eyeball at once 
that thought didnt make it any easier for me to deal with the intense pain when it happened to me 
and oh, the eyeball, it turns a NASTY color red .... damn that shit hurts One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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analbolique said: I accidentally got some of my own in my eye once and I can say it burns like a muthafukka!!
Poor you ....how the hell did you manage that ..is it that big ?
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Annastesia22 said: analbolique said: I accidentally got some of my own in my eye once and I can say it burns like a muthafukka!!
Poor you ....how the hell did you manage that ..is it that big ?
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[Edited 4/25/05 9:38am] Well, it's hard to explain, but eversince I've been more careful. | |
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analbolique said: Annastesia22 said: Poor you ....how the hell did you manage that ..is it that big ?
[Edited 4/25/05 9:38am] Well, it's hard to explain, but eversince I've been more careful. for the rest of us sick minded individuals I think we can use out imaginations  | |
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Annastesia22 said: thesexofit said: ? My cum stings I guess? She was like "u gonna fuck me then?" Man she was a right slut straight up. That is so funny ...she was a slut because she wanted sex ..ok we in the 1920's or something 
come on you wanted sex too ..yes it hurts your eye a lot ..although wanting you to cum in her face is very sad realy ,did she think she was in a porno Why? Because you think so? What makes you think that you're Dr. Ruth??? | |
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analbolique said: I
 accidentally got some cum in my eye once
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abierman said: Annastesia22 said: That is so funny ...she was a slut because she wanted sex ..ok we in the 1920's or something
come on you wanted sex too ..yes it hurts your eye a lot ..although wanting you to cum in her face is very sad realy ,did she think she was in a porno Why? Because you think so? What makes you think that you're Dr. Ruth??? 
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PANDURITO said: analbolique said: I
accidentally got some cum in my eye once
You fucker! | |
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abierman said: Annastesia22 said: That is so funny ...she was a slut because she wanted sex ..ok we in the 1920's or something
come on you wanted sex too ..yes it hurts your eye a lot ..although wanting you to cum in her face is very sad realy ,did she think she was in a porno Why? Because you think so? What makes you think that you're Dr. Ruth??? Who the fuck is Dr Ruth ??  | |
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Annastesia22 said: abierman said: Why? Because you think so? What makes you think that you're Dr. Ruth??? Who the fuck is Dr Ruth ?? see, you're too young anyway.... | |
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"....have you ever had cum in your eye?....it BURNSSSSS!!!!"
 [Edited 4/25/05 13:19pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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