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IF YOU HAD A PENIS...... ...who would you stick it in?
Or if you had a vagina who would you want inside of it? 
Handsclapsfingasnaps would be first on my list!
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2the9s said: jayardee.
NO YOU WON'T!!!!!  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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2the9s said: jayardee.
you mean you don'thave a penis!? eww.....EUNUCH!!!! | |
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If I had a penis I'd go after Supa hardcore!
And if he didn't want me I'd spend a whole lot of time writing my name in the snow.  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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If I had a vagina I'd probably want Denzel Washington get up on inside that thing.  | |
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klhk said: 2the9s said: jayardee.
NO YOU WON'T!!!!!
In the bathtub baby! And we would get water ALL OVER THE FLOOR!! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: If I had a vagina I'd probably want Denzel Washington get up on inside that thing.
damn boy u got some taste!  | |
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2the9s said: klhk said:
NO YOU WON'T!!!!!
In the bathtub baby! And we would get water ALL OVER THE FLOOR!! For five or six years now, you've been reading my posts, rememborizing them and thorwing my own words at me and I'm gonna get you back for that!!!! t you to frogive me. or even believe me. But I am truly sorry. What I said was out of character for me. Even if this is "just the internet"
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klhk2booty said: 2the9s said:
In the bathtub baby! And we would get water ALL OVER THE FLOOR!! For five or six years now, you've been reading my posts, rememborizing them and thorwing my own words at me and I'm gonna get you back for that!!!! jayardee will protect me!!! | |
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2the9s said: klhk2booty said: For five or six years now, you've been reading my posts, rememborizing them and thorwing my own words at me and I'm gonna get you back for that!!!! jayardee will protect me!!! no he WON'T and you spelled his name wrong! it's spelled J-A-Y-A-R-E-D-E-E OK! t you to frogive me. or even believe me. But I am truly sorry. What I said was out of character for me. Even if this is "just the internet"
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klhk2booty said: 2the9s said: jayardee will protect me!!! no he WON'T and you spelled his name wrong! it's spelled J-A-Y-A-R-E-D-E-E OK! When we talk with one another we leave out the extra "E" for ecstasy. and we usually spell ecstasy right...  [Edited 4/25/05 18:31pm] | |
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I'm not answering the first part of this question on grounds that the answer may incriminate me. I plead the 1, 2, 3, 4,.....FIIIIIF!
As to the second part of the qestion. I imagined it for 1/16th of a second and I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Ain't gonna happen. | |
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Sweeny79 said: If I had a penis I'd go after Supa hardcore!
And if he didn't want me I'd spend a whole lot of time writing my name in the snow. i think the first thing i would think about is standing up peeing or just inspecting it. i'm really amused at how they're laying down and all of a sudden rise 
i dunno who'd i do, most likely i'd be gay, 'cause i just love the opposite sex. | |
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brownsugar said: Sweeny79 said: If I had a penis I'd go after Supa hardcore!
And if he didn't want me I'd spend a whole lot of time writing my name in the snow. i think the first thing i would think about is standing up peeing or just inspecting it. i'm really amused at how they're laying down and all of a sudden rise
i dunno who'd i do, most likely i'd be gay, 'cause i just love the opposite sex. OMG...me too! My penis would certainly be a gay penis and I would stand up and jiggle my penis because I LOVE to see a penis jiggle and wiggle about, hard or soft!!! OMG....wiggly penises just make my mouth water.
YUM!!! t you to frogive me. or even believe me. But I am truly sorry. What I said was out of character for me. Even if this is "just the internet"
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klhk2booty said: brownsugar said: i think the first thing i would think about is standing up peeing or just inspecting it. i'm really amused at how they're laying down and all of a sudden rise
i dunno who'd i do, most likely i'd be gay, 'cause i just love the opposite sex. OMG...me too! My penis would certainly be a gay penis and I would stand up and jiggle my penis because I LOVE to see a penis jiggle and wiggle about, hard or soft!!! OMG....wiggly penises just make my mouth water.
YUM!!! wiggly penises that shit is funny
if i had a vagina i would want 
yeah Lenny is so kute, i swear if i was gay i would totally stalk him "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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Xavier23 said: klhk2booty said: OMG...me too! My penis would certainly be a gay penis and I would stand up and jiggle my penis because I LOVE to see a penis jiggle and wiggle about, hard or soft!!! OMG....wiggly penises just make my mouth water.
YUM!!! wiggly penises that shit is funny
if i had a vagina i would want
yeah Lenny is so kute, i swear if i was gay i would totally stalk him lenny's sexy
I am such a slut whore for his yum sexy body t you to frogive me. or even believe me. But I am truly sorry. What I said was out of character for me. Even if this is "just the internet"
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mmmm--
i'd want to put it in every girl that ever did something stupid to me...right in their mouths... and then after that-- klhk. 
then after that-- little missy ...after my org-y...
then i'd flame on and get george michael...then i'd fuc one of my exes really hard--- cuz he's gay as the day is long, imo. 
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cinnamonjo said: mmmm--
i'd want to put it in every girl that ever did something stupid to me...right in their mouths... and then after that-- klhk.
then after that-- little missy ...after my org-y...
then i'd flame on and get george michael...then i'd fuc one of my exes really hard--- cuz he's gay as the day is long, imo.
AND SCENE. OMG!! this is my favorite post EVER!!!  t you to frogive me. or even believe me. But I am truly sorry. What I said was out of character for me. Even if this is "just the internet"
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BobGeorge909 said: I'm not answering the first part of this question on grounds that the answer may incriminate me. I plead the 1, 2, 3, 4,.....FIIIIIF!
As to the second part of the qestion. I imagined it for 1/16th of a second and I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Ain't gonna happen.  "A broken heart bleeds beautiful poetry as a tattered soul breathes beautiful art..." | |
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klhk2booty said: cinnamonjo said: mmmm--
i'd want to put it in every girl that ever did something stupid to me...right in their mouths... and then after that-- klhk.
then after that-- little missy ...after my org-y...
then i'd flame on and get george michael...then i'd fuc one of my exes really hard--- cuz he's gay as the day is long, imo.
AND SCENE. OMG!! this is my favorite post EVER!!! YAAAAAY! glam slam, thankyou K! you really made my day! 
I'm so proud right now-- by the way-- the orger's name is lilmissmissy-- not littlemissy-- i was unsure-- but i remember thinking-- she's cute for a girl. I picked you because i know you'd turn my virgin penis out...and that'd be hot. Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said: klhk2booty said: OMG!! this is my favorite post EVER!!! YAAAAAY! glam slam, thankyou K! you really made my day!
I'm so proud right now-- by the way-- the orger's name is lilmissmissy-- not littlemissy-- i was unsure-- but i remember thinking-- she's cute for a girl. I picked you because i know you'd turn my virgin penis out...and that'd be hot. u are right. I will turn your virgin penis out, Goerge Michael should be fucked and lillissmissy needs to be fucked my someone too! heheheheheehhehehehee heheheheh t you to frogive me. or even believe me. But I am truly sorry. What I said was out of character for me. Even if this is "just the internet"
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