BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

I really don't get the picture.

Natasha Lyonne was unavailable for comment, I take it.

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LAWD! that's really fucked up.....

you know whats weird? is that this isn't the first time a man has mistaken his penis for a chicken neck and mistakenly chopped it off.

why are people killing chickens naked?

sinisterpentatonic said:

thats the real question

That's IMPOSSIBLE. What the fuck was his dick doing hanging out in such a way that he cut it? What it was next to the chickens neck and he missed????

once in college, i once mistook my penis for a kiosk and wheatpasted some some anti-war posters to my groinals. have you ever tried picking a poster off your crotch? it's not fun.

superspaceboy said:

He was probably throat fucking the chicken.

NakedPreacherLady said:

yeah. i was checking my deskside medical encyclopedia - that's probably what was going on.

Anxiety said:

Yeah, that.

superspaceboy said:

Well, maybe he was doing something else while indoors, and he was sticking out a bit while running through the yard chasing the chicken and his pee-thang looked like a chicken neck.

Hell, I dunno. That's the only thing I could think of. Because, even if he was very well hung and was flacid, he'd still have to lift it from his body and it seems he'd know he was touching himself.

*shrug*

superspaceboy said:

Maybe he thought he'd shut the chicken up by showing his dick down its throat while he grabbed a knife?

AzureStarr said:

Unless he was drunk.

AzureStarr said:

That's what I'm saying.

I figure it's either an embarassing Bobbit thingy (I am CERTIAN that this still goes on)...or or or

He was fucking the chicken and it got stuck somehow. Best to cut it off than come in with a chicken on your dick.

superspaceboy said:

I'd go in with the chicken on my dick.

Anxiety said:

Was that when you took the shrooms, the acid or the double vicodin/vodka cocktails?

Ace said:

No shit, at least after they take the chicken off....you can fuck the bastard again.

Ace said:

If I had a dick, I would, too!

He obviously didn't deserve to have one. Shame is, he should of done it when he was younger, BEFORE procreating and unleashing more halfwits on the world...

People don't really fuck chickens, do they?

And, wait... it says that he had his underwear on? WTF? Maybe people really do be-bop with the chickens.

AzureStarr said:

Of course, I'd first concoct an air-tight story about how the chicken got on my dick.

AzureStarr said:

I seem to recall Larry Flynt admitting he had done this in his younger days. Anyone?

Ace said:

What? He decided he'd try to fly since he had wings, found he couldn't, fell, and landed on your dick?

Something like that?



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Ace said:

AzureStarr said:

Next time I have to go to Emergency with a chicken stuck on my dick, I'm giving you a call.

Ace said:

No way!

is that the dog's way of showing his loyalty to his master? i mean, a pet eating it's owner's penis has to be an act of true love!

has anyone seen the movie 'pink flamingos'?