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UPDATE: klhk and I are ENGAGED So last night i had a really weird dream.
It involved klhk as the topic title says. Anyways in the dream we were having a meal at her dinner table, becuase she had invited me for dinner. She was a damn good cook too. She had the skills to whip up whatever we were eating, which i can't remember. I was sitting at one end, klhk at the other and her daughter at the side. all i remember was staring at her breasts during the whole meal. She put her daughter to bed early and her daughter questioned as to why, but klhk was a strict mother and said, "do as your told." Anyways me and klhk went to have a bath together. In the nice bubble bath we were drinking beer and got incredibly drunk. I then proceeded to make bath love to her. I was grinding her so fast and hard that the bathwater started to overflow all over the floor. Then she got extremely pissed that i made such a big mess, and got out and started to mop the floor, as i lay in the bath upset that i fucked up my first and most likely my last. [Edited 4/25/05 7:55am] | |
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One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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jayaredee said: So last night i had a really weird dream.
It involved klhk as the topic title says. Anyways in the dream we were having a meal at her dinner table, becuase she had invited me for dinner. She was a damn good cook too. She had the skills to whip up whatever we were eating, which i can't remember. I was sitting at one end, klhk at the other and her daughter at the side. all i remember was staring at her breasts during the whole meal. She put her daughter to bed early and her daughter questioned as to why, but klhk was a strict mother and said, "do as your told." Anyways me and klhk went to have a bath together. In the nice bubble bath we were drinking beer and got incredibly drunk. I then proceeded to make bath love to her. I was grinding her so fast and hard that the bathwater started to overflow all over the floor. Then she got extremely pissed that i made such a big mess, and got out and started to mop the floor, as i lay in the bath upset that i fucked up my first and most likely my last. oh jayaredee!!! do u have some kind of sixth sence? I do hate water on my bathroom floor! And I would have mopped it up IMMEDIATELY....and then commence to our bath tub love making! U are so smart!!!! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Aw, get a room!
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leave this thread!!!!! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: leave this thread!!!!!
YOU NEED JESUS | |
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jayaredee!!!! Please come back!!!! Resuce me, JD!!!!
Everyone is beating up on me!!! They are jealous of our LOVE!!!
Little do they know, our LOVE is REAL!!!! We have never met but we still interact though our pychic powers! We touch each other in our dreams every night!! JD.....come back!!!!! LOG ON!!!! LOG ON!!!!! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: leave this thread!!!!!
OKAY, EVERYBODY! Lets leave this thread and let these two cyber-lovebirds have forum sex. Caps Lock On = Condom Caps Lock Off - No Condom F1 - F12 = Various positions SPACE BACK - Stroking TAB = faster TAB + Shift = slower Shift = on top/bottom Left = means left Right = means right Up = means up Down = going downtown Insert = put in it Backspace = take it out Up = turn the music Down = turn down the music Home = who's crib Delete = forget about your other boy/girlfriend 1 - infinite = degrees of the positions A - Z = talk dirty & role play CTRL+ATL+ENTER = Orgasm Esc = change your mind (or punk out) End = the morning after Y'all have fun. Onion Juice appears courtesy of Streethop.com | |
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OnionJuice said: klhk said: leave this thread!!!!!
OKAY, EVERYBODY! Lets leave this thread and let these two cyber-lovebirds have forum sex. Caps Lock On = Condom Caps Lock Off - No Condom F1 - F12 = Various positions SPACE BACK - Stroking TAB = faster TAB + Shift = slower Shift = on top/bottom Left = means left Right = means right Up = means up Down = going downtown Insert = put in it Backspace = take it out Up = turn the music Down = turn down the music Home = who's crib Delete = forget about your other boy/girlfriend 1 - infinite = degrees of the positions A - Z = talk dirty & role play CTRL+ATL+ENTER = Orgasm Esc = change your mind (or punk out) End = the morning after Y'all have fun. You would know, huh? I'm sure that's all the sex u ever get...seeing as U look like Big Shirley from "What's Happening" Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: You would know, huh? I'm sure that's all the sex u ever get...seeing as U look like Big Shirley from "What's Happening"
Yeah I would know since I know what lil horny nerds like you like. I have real sex, then I translate the experience it into web-eroticism for your self-pleasure while your sitting behind your computer. Im not like you though, I dont make threads talkin about how horny I am and about how I love sex. You're a nun, I can tell. And how many times are you gonna say use that same joke about Big Shirley (R.I.P.). We never even met before, remember? But anyway, Im out. Do your thing, sport. Onion Juice appears courtesy of Streethop.com | |
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OnionJuice said: klhk said: You would know, huh? I'm sure that's all the sex u ever get...seeing as U look like Big Shirley from "What's Happening"
Yeah I would know since I know what lil horny nerds like you like. I have real sex, then I translate the experience it into web-eroticism for your self-pleasure while your sitting behind your computer. Im not like you though, I dont make threads talkin about how horny I am and about how I love sex. You're a nun, I can tell. And how many times are you gonna say use that same joke about Big Shirley (R.I.P.). We never even met before, remember? But anyway, Im out. Do your thing, sport. HA!!! your silliness entertains me..... Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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there is no way that you had a dream abut klhk
rapid eye movement does not move that fast | |
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AsianBomb777 said: klhk said: leave this thread!!!!!
YOU NEED JESUS | |
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klhk said: OnionJuice said: Yeah I would know since I know what lil horny nerds like you like. I have real sex, then I translate the experience it into web-eroticism for your self-pleasure while your sitting behind your computer. Im not like you though, I dont make threads talkin about how horny I am and about how I love sex. You're a nun, I can tell. And how many times are you gonna say use that same joke about Big Shirley (R.I.P.). We never even met before, remember? But anyway, Im out. Do your thing, sport. HA!!! your silliness entertains me..... That ain't what you tell me on them private orgnotes you be sending me. But, like I said, whatever helps you masterbate... Onion Juice appears courtesy of Streethop.com | |
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OnionJuice said: klhk said: HA!!! your silliness entertains me..... That ain't what you tell me on them private orgnotes you be sending me. But, like I said, whatever helps you masterbate... dude, whatever!!! You can keep the BS to yourself! I'm no longer paying attention to you! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: OnionJuice said: That ain't what you tell me on them private orgnotes you be sending me. But, like I said, whatever helps you masterbate... dude, whatever!!! You can keep the BS to yourself! I'm no longer paying attention to you! Then why do you keep responding to me? There you go again contradicting yourself again. I can definately tell you're a gemini. Onion Juice appears courtesy of Streethop.com | |
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KLHK
Im sorry that these idiots attacked you. They're jealous of our love Honey, it won't happen again. I had to study for exams all day yesterday. Soon my school will be done and then it'll be you and me klhk. | |
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jayaredee said: KLHK
Im sorry that these idiots attacked you. They're jealous of our love Honey, it won't happen again. I had to study for exams all day yesterday. Soon my school will be done and then it'll be you and me klhk. Oh, jayaredee!!!! I'm so happy u r back!! Oinionjuice harassed me all day yesterday! But you are here to protect me now, and that makes me happy! I love you always! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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LMAO | |
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klhk
I only come to this site for YOU Cause i love you and there's no other reason for me to be here but you klhk. You're my life, my soul and you make my spirit whole. Our love klhk, is something other's can't understand. But it doesn't matter as long as we understand our love. THat's all that matters. You and Me klhk, you and me. I'll love you forever klhk, to this i promise. | |
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shausler said: LMAO
He didn't steal it he smashed it. | |
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jayaredee said: klhk
I only come to this site for YOU Cause i love you and there's no other reason for me to be here but you klhk. You're my life, my soul and you make my spirit whole. Our love klhk, is something other's can't understand. But it doesn't matter as long as we understand our love. THat's all that matters. You and Me klhk, you and me. I'll love you forever klhk, to this i promise. Um..... Um.... Well, jayaredee, Will you marry me? ![]() Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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i LOVE this place who needs soaps when you got the org ??? One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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klhk said: jayaredee said: klhk
I only come to this site for YOU Cause i love you and there's no other reason for me to be here but you klhk. You're my life, my soul and you make my spirit whole. Our love klhk, is something other's can't understand. But it doesn't matter as long as we understand our love. THat's all that matters. You and Me klhk, you and me. I'll love you forever klhk, to this i promise. Um..... Um.... Well, jayaredee, Will you marry me? ![]() klhk, no one has ever loved me in my life the way you love me. And quite frankly i have never loved anyone the way i love you. YES KLHK YES I will marry you. Our souls were meant to be one. you and me together. I love you so much klhk: | |
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jayaredee said: klhk said: Um..... Um.... Well, jayaredee, Will you marry me? ![]() klhk, no one has ever loved me in my life the way you love me. And quite frankly i have never loved anyone the way i love you. YES KLHK YES I will marry you. Our souls were meant to be one. you and me together. I love you so much klhk: OH, JD!! I love you!!! I love you!!!!! Our LOVE is like magic and soon we will be married!!! Oh jayaredee!!!! U have made me the happiest girl in General Discussion! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Hey guys... Is you pee blue? | |
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klhk i have a question:
I know you're already a mom and it is hard taking care of an active daughter. But I want you to be the mother of my child. Will you? I pray you'll say yes, i want to make a baby with you klhk, that will share our like minds. | |
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