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NEW BRITNEY SPEARS DOLL: ORDER YOURS NOW! 
We're gonna come right out and say it... Barbie's so perfect it makes us sick. She's so pretty and so popular and so... so everything that we're not. Barbie makes us feel like pathetic losers. What we really crave is a doll that makes us feel SUPERIOR, for god's sake. And now we've found one with this TALKING PREGNANT TRAILER TRASH DOLL This astounding doll captures a world that Barbie has never seen. She wears a leather jacket and halter top, sports a head of bleached-blonde hair complete with curlers, and has a cigarette dangling from her mouth. Oh, and she's pregnant, too. So even if Barbie has never met her, there's a chance that Ken did. And she talks, too! When you press her bellybutton, the Trailer Trash Doll will say things like "Pour me a double, I'm drinkin' for two." and "Bubba Jr., get off your sister!" She may not be well-heeled, but she's very well-made. She comes in the box as shown, and even includes a little baby doll from a previous pregnancy. So you can join Barbie in her Dream House if you want. We'll be hanging out with the Trailer Trash on the other side of the tracks. 
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perfect.....100% Britney  | |
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 remember when Wal-mart banned "pregnant Barbie"? hehe. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorI thought this was gonna be a sex doll  | |
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