These words.... It can be as long or short as you want but must include these words....


Cabbage

Love

Fluid

Moonlight

Candy

Paris

Epiphany



*Bonus Words* Extra points to anyone who can work in the Bonus Word into their poem...."David Hasslehoff" .....

No.
[Edited 4/21/05 20:34pm]

you said no...
[Edited 4/21/05 20:35pm]

I was trying to make it look extremely bad as I am the worst poet since... one of the really bad poets.

But then it ended up looking like I was trying. And that's just lame.

Bless you.

INSATIABLE said:

Haha well it doesn't have to be a poem make a little rap or something....Its all in fun

I had an Epiphany about David Hasslehoff last week
His ass looks like Cabbage when he runs on the beach
The Baywatch girls are sweet like candy
Their fluid motions make me randy....
In the Moonlight I Love to see their bodies glisten
From New York to Paris I would follow those vixens

Your love is different to me and all
Like a candy colored rose shining through
Walking the streets of Paris,
glancing at the moonlight, I am yours to c
Walking the streets of Paris, you and i need to be
Times of light, time of days gone by, here there everywhere
Love is such an epiphany, is what I've realized.
Smooth fluid of heart, falling beneath ur soul
Broken into pieces, what is there 2 be said at all?
Taking the cab home, sometimes roaming the streets, police
offer me their badge to hold.

those who don't c the word cabbage, its their the word cab and the word badge.
I no this sux, i tried, im bored, somefin 2 do.

David Hasselhoff's body
Glowed in the Paris moonlight
Like mature man candy
So fluid yet tight.
A sold soul or secret elixir?
The lengths I'd gone to discover!
This was not love this was espionage,
The red wine and Chico DeBarge
Was so insincere.
His body I needn't have ravaged,
An epiphany! I checked his fridge,
It was stocked full of cabbage!





Top that!

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[Edited 4/21/05 21:18pm]

And the night hasn't ended, and here I am with you.
Sharing my soul in its entirety with you.
Sweet love under the moon light sky.
And an innocence gone goodbye.
Your feathered touch over my soul, and your sweet candy kiss.
How I lay here in eternal bliss.
Oh what an epiphany come true.
Our love of me and you.
And Paris does not hold the language we speak.
The language of physical love as we meet.
Now one, our fluid motion has taken over...
And in my hair you put a clover
The lightest of greens as the leaves of a cabbage head.
And to me your love you confessed.
"May the luck in the world be bestowed upon us.
For our love will remain forever, that is a must.
How I love you my sweet darling of the night.
How I wish there was no end in sight.
My red rose, my lily of the nile...
My love for you shall travel the earth for miles.
I love you my dear one, this is true.
As tonight I shall confess everything to you.
Apart of your soul am I.
And the laws of nature I shall defy.
For anything for you my dear one I shall do.
For our love is eternal and true.
So let me confess this once more...
As your body screams and implores.
I love you my dear angel from the skies.
Let me take you again, Let me make you mine."

Let me share my love with my cabbage,
Fluid emotions take me,
As I see your leaves shimmer in the moonlight.
I wish you tasted as nice as candy,
not like the rotten smell you've become.
Oh the epiphany of paris when we met,
On the night in the bin.
David Hasslehoff pulls you away from me,
Go now,
be with him,
let me move on to another vegetable my love.

I had a epiphany the other night and you were in it.
I was in Paris walking in the moonlight eating candy, and drinking cold fluids.
My heart filled with love, as I watched the stars in the sky.
I then thought I saw you in the distance, I walked closer to see if my eyes were deceiving me.
As I got closer a face came into focus, like when you focus a lens on a camera.
I then came face to face with the person and realized it was that cabbage head David Hasslehoff.

damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said:

Mines better!

althom said:

NO WAY DUDE....Mine is so much better!

damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said:

Nope!

althom said:

YES!

damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said:

guys guys....we all know mine is the best.....sheesh....moving along...












LOL JK

They say when in Paris
Do as the Parisians do
Ive got an umbrella, a cabbage, and a caramel chew
The Candy rain drizzle on your muffin
Is so sweet to taste
Sittin' in our coffin

The sun is setting
But not to fret
The Moonlight will light your sweet nougat
Satisfy your lust, your Love
Flowing above from a gentle dove
And now I know u were sent to me
In my dreams, an Epiphany
[Edited 4/21/05 21:51pm]

The Bonus word of David Hasslehoff makes for strange poems doesn't it?

Sinister said:

Tell me was mine better then Althom's...I wrote it just for you

damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said:

althom said:

SHUT UP!

damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said:

You know it was sweetie... Just humor him he has "problems" you know....

Sinister said:

Im just a simple redneck who likes cornbread and cabbage
Motor oil Fluid and Macho Man Randy Savage
I wear cuduroy jeans and like shootin ferrets
Don't need no fancy leather britches like the one's from Paris
I make moonshine in the moonlight with my sweetie Mandy
She got the sweetest looking bunyons and her corns are like candy
She told me her ma said she just had an epiphany
I said how many babies is that? 2 or 3?
One day imma gonna be rich! Now don't you dare scoff
Gonna buy me a talking car like that David Hasselhoff

"YOU KNOW THOSE TAQUITOS YOU GUYS HAVE?"

Fed on a handfull of cabbage and Trust
Manon fed me worship and said "can't you see
a love without meaning is kindred to lust
and Man shan't deny what the Lord has decreed"

I watched as the words rolled off of her lips
came fluid and clear without any doubt
a hand goverened faith, and a lunar eclips
threw an aura of moonlight as frail as a shroud

Around her as Manna festooned all the sky
Like candy so sweet as it fell on my tongue
Which, about to rebuke her, coiled up as if shy
Whilst the birds all around us fluttered and sung.

She went on and said “I shall set sail for Paris
You’ll remain here, doubting god’s claim on me
But one day you will be aware what his share is
Redeeming yourself after epiphany".






somehow, it didn't seem quite fitting to include
David Hasselhoff in all this


[Edited 4/22/05 0:10am]

Sinister said:

This is the only one I like more than mine.

Althom's poem, in particular, sucks.

Candy... by RocknRollisalive


I love cabbage
There, I just said I did
I like liquidise it, to turn it into fluid
I drink it in the day, I drink it in the night
I prefer a big fat glass, to swig by Paris moonlight

I need to squeeze in Epiphany
And David hasselhoff
But I dont know what Epiphany means
So if I'll that idea off

the pretty verse

'i asked Candy if she'd be wooed
with a trip to Paris; extravagant food.
She pointed to a piano stool...
"Just play the Moonlight Sonata, fool."'

the frankly horrible verse

'her cabbage-eyes widened with joy
as my love fluid mounted its own siege of Troy.
And then, in a flash, her epiphany was gone -
to be returned to her, anon.'

the pointless couplet

'thereafter, candy received the brush-off
from me, and also David Hasslehoff.'




[Edited 4/22/05 3:46am]