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PrintableAnxiety said: has anyone seen the movie 'pink flamingos'?
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Ottica said: Ace said: I seem to recall Larry Flynt admitting he had done this in his younger days. Anyone? No way!  Google "Larry Flynt" and "chicken". | |
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Ace said: Ottica said: No way! Google "Larry Flynt" and "chicken". No! | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.  I'm not a newbie, just an orger with a second account.  | |
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NakedPreacherLady said: Anxiety said: has anyone seen the movie 'pink flamingos'?
No. Why? 
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Anxiety said: has anyone seen the movie 'pink flamingos'?
THat's Right! the Chicken Fucking Son!!! Not to mention the Egg Lady!!! WHere did he think of such characters??? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Ottica said: Ace said: Google "Larry Flynt" and "chicken". No! And, so I did anyway. It says he is a "chicken rapist".
That is truly disturbing... | |
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 his dick has feathers ? | |
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From the Chicken Fucker Episode on South Park. OK...I'm starting to realize that the Chicken Fucking thing is a wierd phenom that pops up from time to time. My question is...WHo'd fuck a chicken? Who can catch a chicken and hold it long enough to fuck it? I'd be worried about it's pecker pecking out mine. At least sheep and cows stand still. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said:
From the Chicken Fucker Episode on South Park. OK...I'm starting to realize that the Chicken Fucking thing is a wierd phenom that pops up from time to time. My question is...WHo'd fuck a chicken? Who can catch a chicken and hold it long enough to fuck it? I'd be worried about it's pecker pecking out mine. At least sheep and cows stand still. All those questions and this one: WHY!? | |
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What exactly was the chicken's head doing near his crotch? | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.  I guess this story adds a new meaning to choking the chicken.  eat your heart out.  | |
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XxAxX said: his dick has feathers ? There could have been a possiblity that he was trying to spice things up w/a feathed g-string perhaps .  | |
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XxAxX said: his dick has feathers ?my cock has feathers. | |
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I did the opposite. My wife didn't like that episode one bit.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: you know whats weird? is that this isn't the first time a man has mistaken his penis for a chicken neck and mistakenly chopped it off.
why are people killing chickens naked?  Don't you even try telling me you never killed a chicken naked. You are a dude right? :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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What kind of promise did he make to that dog? Maybe they were playing truth or dare. :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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When I was 16 the creepy old army guy I worked with told me "then just at the right time you break the chickens neck and it goes into death shakes" :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: his dick has feathers ?my cock has feathers. Does your cock like to rise with the  in the morning? Or do you mind if some one plucks your feathers? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: his dick has feathers ?my cock has feathers. Red feathers? | |
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Hotlegs said: sinisterpentatonic said: my cock has feathers. Does your cock like to rise with the in the morning? Or do you mind if some one plucks your feathers? | |
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an ostrich neck ,..... maybe just maybe ?? | |
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 Hi Danny!!The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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quite frankly, after this incident i think we need to revisit the assumption that dogs are 'man's best friend'
give it back! cough it up you little barker!!! cough it up! | |
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Ace said: AzureStarr said: even if he was very well hung and was flacid, he'd still have to lift it from his body and it seems he'd know he was touching himself.
Unless he was drunk.  which seems not all too unlikely, given the area  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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