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Sex on legs... So, im a sexy bloke with a huge amount of sex appeal. I have shed loads of money and a grrrrreat car... Unfortunately Im just too sexy for my own good.
What would you suggest I do about this problem? | |
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Smell the coffee? | |
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find a female that matches ? | |
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Stop looking at my picture thinking it's a mirror! | |
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shave the palms of your hands? | |
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How about you look at your reflection in a pond for....
ooh, i don't know...for ever? | |
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You consider these things a problem?
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Some fantastic advise.. Alas, the sexiness still devours me... Oh well...
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right said fred? | |
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Rebeljuice said: So, im a sexy bloke with a huge amount of sex appeal. I have shed loads of money and a grrrrreat car... Unfortunately Im just too sexy for my own good.
What would you suggest I do about this problem? Maybe you intimidate women. Imperfection is what's sexy. Have your nose broken or aquire a scar on your cheek. Those are both good. And money never made no-one happy. | |
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ella731 said: right said fred?
Too sexy for my shirt? Yup... But not quite as gay as them... | |
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Rebeljuice said: ella731 said: right said fred?
Too sexy for my shirt? Yup... But not quite as gay as them... 
On the catwalk Ya on the catwalk | |
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Actually im not all that... Im just insecure... I dont have two pennies to rub together either... But im fantastic in bed! And with that I am fully confident! | |
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Rebeljuice said: Actually im not all that... Im just insecure... I dont have two pennies to rub together either... But im fantastic in bed! And with that I am fully confident!
and now for the honest truth | |
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ella731 said: Rebeljuice said: Too sexy for my shirt? Yup... But not quite as gay as them...
On the catwalk Ya on the catwalk 
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ella731 said: Rebeljuice said: Actually im not all that... Im just insecure... I dont have two pennies to rub together either... But im fantastic in bed! And with that I am fully confident!
and now for the honest truth Ok, I have bad teeth, acne and I suffer from premature ejaculation... | |
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Rebeljuice said: Actually im not all that... Im just insecure... I dont have two pennies to rub together either... But im fantastic in bed! And with that I am fully confident!
Just keep brushing your teeth and you'll be fine. | |
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No... seriously. I am a great lay. Can go at it all night   | |
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Rebeljuice said: ella731 said: and now for the honest truth Ok, I have bad teeth, acne and I suffer from premature ejaculation...  | |
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Rebeljuice said: Actually im not all that... Im just insecure... I dont have two pennies to rub together either... But im fantastic in bed! And with that I am fully confident!
 and who told you that?
Was the last time you were told that was when you were a baby and you slept the whole night through???  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Rebeljuice said: Actually im not all that... Im just insecure... I dont have two pennies to rub together either... But im fantastic in bed! And with that I am fully confident!
and who told you that?
Was the last time you were told that was when you were a baby and you slept the whole night through??? Actually you could be right! Damn... I thought ..er... never mind... Anyway, gotta go. Its time for the weekend. Have a good weekend everyone, Sex on legs signing off until Monday. | |
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Rebeljuice said: REDFEATHERS said: and who told you that?
Was the last time you were told that was when you were a baby and you slept the whole night through??? Actually you could be right! Damn... I thought ..er... never mind... Anyway, gotta go. Its time for the weekend. Have a good weekend everyone, Sex on legs signing off until Monday. Chicks dig it when you rub pennies together. :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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Rebeljuice said: So, im a sexy bloke with a huge amount of sex appeal. I have shed loads of money and a grrrrreat car... Unfortunately Im just too sexy for my own good.
What would you suggest I do about this problem? At first I thought Saintsation got a second account; but your sentences are too coherent and your grammar is too good for it to be him.... "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 | |
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Rebeljuice said: Actually im not that gay... Im just insecure... I dont have two penises to rub together either... But im fantastic in bed! And with that I am fully confident!
 Are you sure you know yourself? | |
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Rebeljuice said: So, im a sexy bloke with a huge amount of sex appeal. I have shed loads of money and a grrrrreat car... Unfortunately Im just too sexy for my own good.
What would you suggest I do about this problem? That may be true but you can NEVER be as sexy as jayaredee! 
btw, send pics. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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