he just came back from amsterdam and gave me a big ol box of antwerpse handjes - a box full of little hand-shaped candies - and i CAN NOT STOP EATING THESE LITTLE CHOCOLATE HANDS.

there are dark chocolate hands. white chocolate hands. milk chocolate hands. they're like crack and heroin mixed with sex and shopping. i wonder if the box is edible, too?

they're gonna call me mr. fattyhands by the end of the week.

Sweet.
I've never heard of those. They sound awesome.

they look yummy

i think I'll be buying some of them in just over a week

crack, heroin, shopping and sex I will be in 7th heaven

i just ate half a box of the little bastards.

and i'm eyeballing the tissue paper for crumbs.

i TOTALLY read the title of this thread wrong

those do look yummy....

Anxiety said:

just eat the tissue paper

SammiJ said:

purely a coincidence, i'm sure.

p0pRocks said:

you and me both!
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I can't wait for my friends to come back from argentina with cookies. I told them 2 boxes. I'm telling you one cookie = a meal. So fuckin good.

It scares me when people use Dutch words at the org.

analbolique said:

SammiJ said:

It does, I mean, is nothing sacred anymore?

I want some massive handjobs.

glamslamkid said:

and there it is.

glamslamkid said:

well, mine came with...erm...never mind.

at first glance I thought the title of the thread was "My boyfriend gave me some massive handjob"

Will you jack this thread and tell us all about it

Anxiety said:

some kind of job...right?

SammiJ said:

Me, too. I thought he meant "my boyfriend gave me some MASSIVE (love) handles".

But with all them yummies, that might just be the next headline from Anxiety.

Handjobs with handjes would be extra sexy.

GangstaFam said:

Hell yeah. A chocolate coated cock. Eat em up yum yum

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i AM black you know...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

that's what I'M talkin about

superspaceboy said:

it was certainly SOME kind of occupation. we were occupied, at least. :maewest:

GangstaFam said:

And messy.

He comes back from Amsterdam with Belgium cookies??
Not enough Dutch cookies in the stores?

noepie said:

don't even get me started on the candy bars he brought back.

this thread is even too nasty for me....


I want a booty shaped water fountain that dispences chocolate instead of water, like Prince has in his kitchen

You are sooooo dick whipped.

AsianBomb777 said:

hey, you can whip me with anything if you dip it chocolate.

Anxiety said:

dick tease