I hear a lot of people say "take a dump". My favorite is "drop the kids off at the pool". I hate brown talk so I don't know why I started this. I'm really interested in British slang for this.

One of my best friends Matt could write a book on this subject he makes me feel a little sometimes with his various slang

pinch a loaf

Laying down a line!

Off now to give birth

Taking a Crapola

If I'm at work, I say "I gotta go to my office and file some paperwork"

Nikster said:

my brother likes to leave voice mails on my phone

"I'm taking a s***, k bye"

I'm always so appaulled

Having a slash!

I'll be back!


I'm so shy

making changes in the dutch soccer-selection.....(I know, not very political correct!)


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I say I'm "going to P&R" to "make a post."

anything that rhymes with "shit". as popularized by Jim Royle in The Royle Family.


eg.

"I'm off for an Eartha Kitt".

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also

- Squeeze the turtle's head out.

- Park the fudge

- Blow mud

- Build a Log Cabin

- Heave a Havana

Send the Brownies home.

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that's so lame.

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Drop the kiddies at the pool.

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