I know that AzureStarr would like to create a human stain with this mensch:

Lame thread!

ok, guilty pleasure:



i wouldn't exactly run screaming from douglas coupland.

Anxiety said:

What about Sebastian Junger?



You could play Smokey Robinson's Quiet Storm while you bang the author of The Perfect Storm!

Only on prince.org could a thread like this exist.

2the9s said:

hell, might as well go all the way and push james frey through the turnstile. he's got that hot recovering-junkie thing happening.



hot male writers are, like....HOT.

Oprah! But only cause I know she would take care of me when it was all said and done....

GUnit said:

go on, then - git! more literary humpage for me!

Sinister said:

I think Althom has dibs on her!!

Ocean said:

althom said:

Althom loves her thick big ol bootay

Ocean said:

But Oprah doesn't approve of crack or people on it... she won't accept him.... (obscure quote from Vanilla Ice "Cool as Ice movie" coming) Why get with a zero....when she can get with a hero!





Im so ashamed I quoted that....

2the9s said:

Good grief, in general, you really do have terrible taste 9s.

Although i'd agree with you here yeah, she is beautiful. And TGOST is a great book too.

Your suggested re-working of the title would be a change of direction for Roy - not sure she's worked with sarcasm too much?


also yes to



[Edited 4/21/05 2:48am]

How about Iris Murdoch!



~~Thread comes to a screeching halt...~~

2the9s said:

i dunno...

she looks like she could suck blood from a stone.

2the9s said:

Well it's YOUR fault for posting pictures of beautiful women.
And the only books I read are actually magazines. The usually have naked chicks in them.

Aren't you married?? You disgust me

you could do worse than scott heim, too...though i dunno what he's been up to lately.

big suprise there!

ella731 said:

can't this be about characters?

i've always had a soft spot for jane eyre.

i'd also like to push Anne Elliot (from Austen's Persuasion) off something more substantial than a wall.

Into a very deep well, maybe.

And obviously Moll Flanders....

TheFrogSpawn said:

And how about Becky Sharp! I'd like to give her an atitude adjustment!

I've also always fantasized about giving a tongue bath to the Wife of Bath...

Molly Bloom would be too "talky"!

Emma Bovary would probably be like one of those goth "Suicide Girls" in the sack!

Freaky!

and forget Ophelia, Lady MacBeth is where it's at!

Scheherazade would just be a cock tease!

But I bet she would be worth it!

I'd play Stairway to Heaven while I wooed Beatrice!

2the9s said:

I'm going to hell for this, but:





"Just because someone wears a push-up bra does not mean she's not a feminist. It doesn't mean she is a feminist, either. It's not about what you wear, or if you use makeup or not. I put on lipstick at times, and at other times I don't. I wear various undergarments."

noonblueapples said:

If you do go to hell, give Persephone my number!

Tell her not to "Dis" me again!