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moderatorluv4u said: Pee out the window
I used a bottle. 
My wife did manage to get in too. It seems I'm just an idiot who can't get out of doors when drunk.  | |
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I think if I do absolutely nothing else I need to fix the door today.  | |
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klhk said: sinisterpentatonic said: Damn! Don't you have a job?!?  Not any more....well...kinda...I work at night! Part time. I'm a street whore while my kid is at school, I'm being lazy today tho.... and I stalk Goerge Micheal at night. He has a home in Dallas you know! klhk, i want to be your supporter. i want you to live with me and sex me night after night. I want to buy you things, but then sex you later  | |
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NoodleSoup said: Ocean said:   | |
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This had me giggling all afternoon.  |
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CarrieMpls said: This had me giggling all afternoon.
I still haven't been out of the room! | |
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NoodleSoup said: CarrieMpls said: This had me giggling all afternoon.
I still haven't been out of the room! HA!!! | |
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jayaredee said: klhk said: Not any more....well...kinda...I work at night! Part time. I'm a street whore while my kid is at school, I'm being lazy today tho.... and I stalk Goerge Micheal at night. He has a home in Dallas you know! klhk, i want to be your supporter. i want you to live with me and sex me night after night. I want to buy you things, but then sex you later *packing bags* Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: jayaredee said: klhk, i want to be your supporter. i want you to live with me and sex me night after night. I want to buy you things, but then sex you later *packing bags* Stop jacking my thread please.  Who do you think you are, p0pRocks?  | |
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jayaredee said: klhk said: Not any more....well...kinda...I work at night! Part time. I'm a street whore while my kid is at school, I'm being lazy today tho.... and I stalk Goerge Micheal at night. He has a home in Dallas you know! klhk, i want to be your supporter. i want you to live with me and sex me night after night. I want to buy you things, but then sex you later i hope u don't mind kids. well, just one  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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 My wife just got up, cool as u like, walked over and opened the door.
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NoodleSoup said: My wife just got up, cool as u like, walked over and opened the door.
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NoodleSoup said: My wife just got up, cool as u like, walked over and opened the door.
Damn her! | |
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2the9s said: NoodleSoup said: My wife just got up, cool as u like, walked over and opened the door.
Damn her! I know! Her and her door opening abilities. Damn them both!!!! | |
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klhk said: jayaredee said: klhk, i want to be your supporter. i want you to live with me and sex me night after night. I want to buy you things, but then sex you later i hope u don't mind kids. well, just one Oh god no. Bring her along, she sounds sweet | |
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jayaredee said: klhk said: i hope u don't mind kids. well, just one Oh god no. Bring her along, she sounds sweet Save it for orgnotes! | |
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jayaredee said: klhk said: i hope u don't mind kids. well, just one Oh god no. Bring her along, she sounds sweet I love you jayeradee!
Every night without you is like another night in Hell. Our romance is real! t you to frogive me. or even believe me. But I am truly sorry. What I said was out of character for me. Even if this is "just the internet"
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klhk2booty said: jayaredee said: Oh god no. Bring her along, she sounds sweet I love you jayeradee!
Every night without you is like another night in Hell. Our romance is real!  | |
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Did you escape? I need to know! | |
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i wanna know how the fuck you peed in a beer bottle | |
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Fauxie said: I'm stuck in my bedroom! I've got no door handle because it broke and I've been using a pair of scissor to bodge what's left of the mechanism to get out, but now it's stuck. To make things worse I'm drinking beer and my bladder is full!!!!!
It's okay.. here's a vinegar soaked rag on a stick!  | |
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klhk2booty said: jayaredee said: Oh god no. Bring her along, she sounds sweet I love you jayeradee!
Every night without you is like another night in Hell. Our romance is real! klhk, that's not really you is it? | |
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Fauxie said: I'm stuck in my bedroom! I've got no door handle because it broke and I've been using a pair of scissor to bodge what's left of the mechanism to get out, but now it's stuck. To make things worse I'm drinking beer and my bladder is full!!!!!
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100 bottles of piss in the room
100 bottles of piss take one down pass it around 100 bottles of piss in the room | |
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fishbellyblack said: i wanna know how the fuck you peed in a beer bottle
i'm waiting for "Damn, I can't get out! - Part II" in which Fauxie needs to poop. | |
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TheFrog said: fishbellyblack said: i wanna know how the fuck you peed in a beer bottle
i'm waiting for "Damn, I can't get out! - Part II" in which Fauxie needs to poop. dont encourage him | |
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ella731 said: TheFrog said:
i'm waiting for "Damn, I can't get out! - Part II" in which Fauxie needs to poop. dont encourage him come on - i know you wanna know whether he could squeeze one into an empty bottle of becks. [Edited 4/21/05 6:18am] | |
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